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**Motherduck** · **Motherduck** Kiwi Duck User ID: 49375 06-22-2012 08:17 AM **Posts: 8,973**

Bond, James Bond Wrote:

JF Priest Wrote:
Motherduck Wrote:
that has got to hurt see dont annoy the cow they will get you

**Psychonaut** lop guest User ID: 102433 06-22-2012 08:22 AM

The Lucky AC Wrote:

Well said.

We can all be victims of our own obsessions if we don't take some reflective time.

I'm certainly guilty as charged, and the thought that none of us are above reproach gives me little personal consolation. But laughing a bit at ourselves, at least on occasion, seems ease the burden......I like to imagine.... chuckle

**Bond, James Bond** Licensed to kill User ID: 007 06-22-2012 08:24 AM

Motherduck Wrote:

Bond, James Bond Wrote:
JF Priest Wrote:

Yeah.

See those spikes on the cow?

Well it's for these guys.

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even depictions of the holy cow are defiled!

**Motherduck** · **Motherduck** Kiwi Duck User ID: 49375 06-22-2012 08:25 AM **Posts: 8,973**

Psychonaut Wrote:

The Lucky AC Wrote:
Well said.

We can all be victims of our own obsessions if we don't take some reflective time.

I'm certainly guilty as charged, and the thought that none of us are above reproach gives me little personal consolation. But laughing a bit at ourselves does ease the burden, I like to imagine.

One should always take the time to laugh at ones self chuckle

I laugh at myself quite often Jptdknpa

better to laugh with the world than cry alone Heartflowers

**Your Mom** lop guest User ID: 103859 06-22-2012 08:27 AM

Motherduck Wrote:

The Lucky AC Wrote:
Motherduck Wrote:

(sorry psychonaut I couldnt resist, someone mentioned cows )

Woohoo stolen thanks I needed an ayreshire pic

Here're some cows, a bull, a squirrel, and a dog for you Mother and a trio of dolphins for that bully Psychonut

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**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 65558 06-22-2012 08:29 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwYMWPoTn...re=related

:-)

**Motherduck** · **Motherduck** Kiwi Duck User ID: 49375 06-22-2012 08:31 AM **Posts: 8,973**

Your Mom Wrote:

Motherduck Wrote:
The Lucky AC Wrote:

Woohoo stolen thanks I needed an ayreshire pic

Here're some cows, a bull, a squirrel, and a dog for you Mother and a trio of dolphins for that bully Psychonut

Thank you Mom Heartflowers

not sure where I will use the dog one but Im sure I can find a use Jptdknpa

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 65558 06-22-2012 08:35 AM

And this is funny too :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh11fneqK...re=related

**Motherduck** · **Motherduck** Kiwi Duck User ID: 49375 06-22-2012 08:43 AM **Posts: 8,973**

Thoughts ............

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

Life is sexually transmitted.

Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it Normal.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever Comes out'?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?