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To risqué for ya eh?
Richard Eldritch
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Post: #1
To risqué for ya eh?
You see guests? Me too. Still I love muslims and jews but can't abide Israel or Palistineland.

Reminds me of an old joke..

Why do the Dutch like Tullips? Because they're fairly amorous gentlemen! Rofl

"Penile Quasar" ???
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sweet
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04-14-2012 11:57 PM

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Post: #2
RE: To risqué for ya eh?
Richard Eldritch  Wrote:
You see guests? Me too. Still I love muslims and jews but can't abide Israel or Palistineland.

Reminds me of an old joke..

Why do the Dutch like Tullips? Because they're fairly amorous gentlemen! Rofl

Did you get smurfed?

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Richard Eldritch
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RE: To risqué for ya eh?
Sweet  Wrote:
Richard Eldritch  Wrote:
You see guests? Me too. Still I love muslims and jews but can't abide Israel or Palistineland.

Reminds me of an old joke..

Why do the Dutch like Tullips? Because they're fairly amorous gentlemen! Rofl

Did you get smurfed?

chuckle I did....

"Penile Quasar" ???
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04-14-2012 11:57 PM

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RE: To risqué for ya eh?
Rules apply for everyone.

Racial slur = delete.
Jhikpghf

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04-14-2012 11:58 PM

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angry1 RE: To risqué for ya eh?
You red my mound!1!

Safety, Serenity, Strength. Céad Míle Fáilte
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04-14-2012 11:59 PM

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Post: #6
RE: To risqué for ya eh?
Disturbed  Wrote:
Rules apply for everyone.

Racial slur = delete.
Jhikpghf

There you are!!
Hugs
Glad you're here!

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Post: #7
RE: To risqué for ya eh?
Richard Eldritch  Wrote:
You see guests? Me too. Still I love muslims and jews but can't abide Israel or Palistineland.

Reminds me of an old joke..

Why do the Dutch like Tullips? Because they're fairly amorous gentlemen! Rofl

I'd make a dike joke, but the dikes on this forum have no sense of humor.
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RE: To risqué for ya eh?
Richard Eldritch  Wrote:
Sweet  Wrote:
Richard Eldritch  Wrote:
You see guests? Me too. Still I love muslims and jews but can't abide Israel or Palistineland.

Reminds me of an old joke..

Why do the Dutch like Tullips? Because they're fairly amorous gentlemen! Rofl

Did you get smurfed?

chuckle I did....

Omega has done that to me before. I wrote it and hit post and Bam! Didn't even make the board!
chuckle

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Richard Eldritch
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Post: #9
RE: To risqué for ya eh?
Disturbed  Wrote:
Rules apply for everyone.

Racial slur = delete.
Jhikpghf

Still It does sound quite friendly I think...

"Penile Quasar" ???
Blink
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RE: To risqué for ya eh?
Richard Eldritch  Wrote:
You see guests? Me too. Still I love muslims and jews but can't abide Israel or Palistineland.

Reminds me of an old joke..

Why do the Dutch like Tullips? Because they're fairly amorous gentlemen! Rofl

Richard Eldritch  Wrote:
Pilao Rice ( basmati rice, Chicken stock, cardamom pods, cinnamon, clove, onion)

Chicken Madras ( not a terrorist school in pakistan , but a hot curry )

Poppodoms, Nan Bread, Onion salad,Lime pickle, Mango chutney,

Tomorrow my arse pays, but Tonight I eat like a suicide bomber........

Sounds absolutely DEEEEElicious, Richard!

I LOVE Pilao Rice-- I make it all the time.

Please, please, please post the recipes for the Terroristic Chicken Madras and Poppodom!


Here at Monkeyfister Manor, across the Pond from your SocioCommusticIslamoFasist Nanny State, I am preparing the antidote to your Unpatriotic meal--

Memphis-Style Babyback Ribs
Baked Private Idaho Potato on the AMERICAN-MADE grill
Grill-smoked DHS-Approved Baked Beans cooking with the Infidel Pork
Grill-Roasted ALL-AMERICAN, Texass-Grown Patriotic Corn On The Cob
Home-Grown Asparagus

Ribs recipe here: http://amazingribs.com/recipes/porknogra..._ever.html
Memphis Rub recipe here: http://amazingribs.com/recipes/rubs_past..._dust.html

Baked Beans recipe here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TpHBoDn_Fw

Bacon, you Heathen Bastard-- BACON!!!

And I've got ALLLLLLL of my guns fully loaded, racked, safeties OFF, and ready-- just in case.

Heartflowers chuckle Heartflowers
Cheer Cheer Cheer

ps. Ridiculous bit of SMURFING. It's FOOD, dude! Richard is a LONG-TIME Member-- should have AT LEAST given him a warning.

"I am the bride at every funeral, the corpse at every wedding."-- Brother Theodore
I had a job trading bits for pieces.
We made Wrinkles-- advertised them as Creases.
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DanceChillGroove
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04-15-2012 12:10 AM

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Post: #12
RE: To risqué for ya eh?
Disturbed  Wrote:
Rules apply for everyone.

Racial slur = delete.
Jhikpghf

Foodist.

"After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn't do it..." - William S. Burroughs.
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Richard Eldritch
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04-15-2012 09:19 AM

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RE: To risqué for ya eh?
*cough* yes well, I MAY have had to much to drink last night.

"Penile Quasar" ???
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Post: #14
RE: To risqué for ya eh?
Richard, Richard, Richard....

Just thought Id let you know Im taking the dog for a walkchuckle
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04-15-2012 09:26 AM

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Post: #15
RE: To risqué for ya eh?
Mr. E, Even "the c word" is banned, even when not used as a slur.

I'm not sure how that came about.

The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed. ~Carl Jung

PS: not dead, just dealing with torn wrist ligament
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