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Ugly Women Need Sex Too.
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Post: #31
RE: Ugly Women Need Sex Too.
Red Neck  Wrote: (04-02-2011 08:25 PM)
OK. I'll do ya. I don't turn anything down except little black boys, and I turn them face down.chuckle

:Doh:
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Dire_effects
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Post: #32
RE: Ugly Women Need Sex Too.
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-02-2011 08:09 PM)
Dire_effects  Wrote: (04-02-2011 07:42 PM)
Odie  Wrote: (04-02-2011 07:40 PM)
It's a shame dicks don't vibrate.

It's a shame pussies smell bad and don't vibrate.

Smell bad? You ever have to wash the underwear of an old-man who likes to eat hard-boiled eggs all day, drink dark beer, and smoke cloves?

faint2

So he expected you to eat his asshole out?
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Post: #33
RE: Ugly Women Need Sex Too.
Dire_effects  Wrote: (04-02-2011 08:45 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-02-2011 08:09 PM)
Dire_effects  Wrote: (04-02-2011 07:42 PM)
It's a shame pussies smell bad and don't vibrate.

Smell bad? You ever have to wash the underwear of an old-man who likes to eat hard-boiled eggs all day, drink dark beer, and smoke cloves?

faint2

So he expected you to eat his asshole out?

Ok. Now you made me throw up a little in my mouth! Bjsstdqe
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Mia
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04-02-2011 08:51 PM

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Post: #34
RE: Ugly Women Need Sex Too.
You guys are disgusting!!! But I can't help but come back and read this stuff..
Thanks for the laughs..Lmao

~~Lil' Mouse~~
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Average Housewife
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Post: #35
RE: Ugly Women Need Sex Too.
[Image: C618_4D977347.jpg]

The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed. ~Carl Jung

PS: not dead, just dealing with torn wrist ligament
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Post: #36
RE: Ugly Women Need Sex Too.
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-02-2011 07:26 PM)
There, I said it. All you continually erect manly men spend all day looking at porn of skinny and pretty girls and drooling over avatars that suggest you might be chatting with a hottie - but what of us poor average dames, the ones whose years have started to pull things downward, and who, even in our younger days were not all that attractive. We need sex too dammit!



There are enough ugly guys in the world to mate with so called 'ugly girls'....
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Fork
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Post: #37
RE: Ugly Women Need Sex Too.
Donkeys worship me. Lolf2
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Post: #38
RE: Ugly Women Need Sex Too.
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-02-2011 08:44 PM)
Red Neck  Wrote: (04-02-2011 08:25 PM)
OK. I'll do ya. I don't turn anything down except little black boys, and I turn them face down.chuckle

:Doh:

So Red Neck likes little white boys huh?

Resident asshole
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DooM CooN
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Post: #40
RE: Ugly Women Need Sex Too.
bobnightman  Wrote: (04-02-2011 09:22 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-02-2011 08:44 PM)
Red Neck  Wrote: (04-02-2011 08:25 PM)
OK. I'll do ya. I don't turn anything down except little black boys, and I turn them face down.chuckle

:Doh:

So Red Neck likes little white boys huh?

I like ***** on motorcycles too.
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Mia
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Post: #41
RE: Ugly Women Need Sex Too.
Red Neck  Wrote: (04-02-2011 09:35 PM)
bobnightman  Wrote: (04-02-2011 09:22 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-02-2011 08:44 PM)
:Doh:

So Red Neck likes little white boys huh?

I like ***** on motorcycles too.

LmaoLmaoLmao

~~Lil' Mouse~~
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Yep, I went there
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04-02-2011 09:53 PM

 



Post: #42
teach RE: Ugly Women Need Sex Too.
"Ugly" women make the best lovers! They're just so happy to be loved. They can cook an above average dinner as well! And...the majority of them swallow and like to! WIN!

She will treat you like a king, and should you treat her as your queen the rewards will be exponential! Women who are a bit tom-boyish or homely in appearance are sex goddesses.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but a sex goddess comes mostly wrapped in a plain package.

Women I come across give me "looks" and quite a few, at first, don't believe I'm married to the woman I'm with. I laugh and hold my wife closer.

She is plain, but in appearance only! She's self-conscious, humble, fiesty, loyal and can't believe I married her, joking that I need glasses. On more than one occasion she has offered to find a more "acceptable" wife. I tell her each time there's no one more beautiful than she is, that she's my queen, my lover. Talk about melting her!

Take another look at that "ugly," plain woman, most likely it's a sex goddess and queen in disguise!

After all, just because the cover looks good doesn't mean the story is worth reading. Building up the cover their way to convey depth, love, and loyalty that the story lacks. And no, I'm not implying that "beautiful" women are shallow, self-centered and lousy lovers, I'm only implying that MOST are, but not all.
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Mia
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Post: #43
RE: Ugly Women Need Sex Too.
Yep, I went there  Wrote: (04-02-2011 09:53 PM)
"Ugly" women make the best lovers! They're just so happy to be loved. They can cook an above average dinner as well! And...the majority of them swallow and like to! WIN!

She will treat you like a king, and should you treat her as your queen the rewards will be exponential! Women who are a bit tom-boyish or homely in appearance are sex goddesses.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but a sex goddess comes mostly wrapped in a plain package.

Women I come across give me "looks" and quite a few, at first, don't believe I'm married to the woman I'm with. I laugh and hold my wife closer.

She is plain, but in appearance only! She's self-conscious, humble, fiesty, loyal and can't believe I married her, joking that I need glasses. On more than one occasion she has offered to find a more "acceptable" wife. I tell her each time there's no one more beautiful than she is, that she's my queen, my lover. Talk about melting her!

Take another look at that "ugly," plain woman, most likely it's a sex goddess and queen in disguise!

After all, just because the cover looks good doesn't mean the story is worth reading. Building up the cover their way to convey depth, love, and loyalty that the story lacks. And no, I'm not implying that "beautiful" women are shallow, self-centered and lousy lovers, I'm only implying that MOST are, but not all.
chuckle

I think there are plenty of pretty women who cook a good meal and will swallow... and give you all of their love.. just sayin'Heartflowers

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The Evil AC
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Post: #44
RE: Ugly Women Need Sex Too.
Then fork out some cash milk bags. Jeesh that's how ugly guys do it.
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bobnightman
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04-02-2011 09:57 PM

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Post: #45
RE: Ugly Women Need Sex Too.
Red Neck  Wrote: (04-02-2011 09:35 PM)
bobnightman  Wrote: (04-02-2011 09:22 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-02-2011 08:44 PM)
:Doh:

So Red Neck likes little white boys huh?

I like ***** on motorcycles too.

Wrong on both counts ...Boy you are stupid huh?


Thats a Yamaha Raptor ...Not a motorcycle ...Ha Ha

Resident asshole
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