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Ugly Women Need Sex Too.
hairywerewolf
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04-03-2011 11:51 AM

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Post: #106
RE: Ugly Women Need Sex Too.
Helen Keller  Wrote: (04-03-2011 08:49 AM)
judging by the number of ugly people running around, it looks like ugly women are getting more than their fair share of sex

Scream1

yeah3

KMHA
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Black H@t
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04-03-2011 12:04 PM

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Post: #107
RE: Ugly Women Need Sex Too.
The lower the self esteem a women has the harder she will try to please you... Everyone needs some loving.... Like the ol' saying going "big girls always swallow" and i don't think its for the protein.....more like the sanctification of male.... Nothing wrong with some cushing for the pushing


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Zero Bandwidth
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04-03-2011 01:04 PM

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Post: #108
RE: Ugly Women Need Sex Too.
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-02-2011 07:28 PM)
Well keep that in mind when you tell dudes no.

+1
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LoP Guest
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Post: #109
RE: Ugly Women Need Sex Too.
Odie  Wrote: (04-02-2011 07:40 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-02-2011 07:37 PM)
Odie  Wrote: (04-02-2011 07:35 PM)
Got a vibrator?

Yes. A Hitachi Magic Wand. The king of vibrators - thanks for reminding me of that. Men really can't compare to the Hitachi for pure stimulation.

It's a shame dicks don't vibrate.

Mine does.

Lmao
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Zurishaddai
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04-03-2011 09:46 PM

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Post: #110
RE: Ugly Women Need Sex Too.
... if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
never make a pretty woman your wife.

..... it's my personal point of view,
get an ugly woman to marry you !



I remembered the hook, but can't for the life of me remember the singer.




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"There is no path to peace ... Peace Is The Path". ... Mahatma Gandhi
Namaste
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Dreamcatcher
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04-03-2011 09:55 PM

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Post: #111
RE: Ugly Women Need Sex Too.
Odie  Wrote: (04-02-2011 07:40 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-02-2011 07:37 PM)
Odie  Wrote: (04-02-2011 07:35 PM)
Got a vibrator?

Yes. A Hitachi Magic Wand. The king of vibrators - thanks for reminding me of that. Men really can't compare to the Hitachi for pure stimulation.

It's a shame dicks don't vibrate.

I used to sell sex toys for a living and I have heard many women say that same exact thing!
chucklechucklechuckle

**Ramen noodles and box o' wine...yep, I'm all set!**
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Hefton Twang
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04-03-2011 10:00 PM

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Post: #112
RE: Ugly Women Need Sex Too.
Dreamcatcher  Wrote: (04-03-2011 09:55 PM)
Odie  Wrote: (04-02-2011 07:40 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-02-2011 07:37 PM)
Yes. A Hitachi Magic Wand. The king of vibrators - thanks for reminding me of that. Men really can't compare to the Hitachi for pure stimulation.

It's a shame dicks don't vibrate.

I used to sell sex toys for a living and I have heard many women say that same exact thing!
chucklechucklechuckle



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molson
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04-03-2011 10:04 PM

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Post: #113
RE: Ugly Women Need Sex Too.
Zurishaddai  Wrote: (04-03-2011 09:46 PM)
... if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
never make a pretty woman your wife.

..... it's my personal point of view,
get an ugly woman to marry you !



I remembered the hook, but can't for the life of me remember the singer.




.

Jimmy Soul

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Urinal Cake
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04-03-2011 10:07 PM

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Post: #114
RE: Ugly Women Need Sex Too.
Mia  Wrote: (04-02-2011 07:32 PM)
have sex aloneHeartflowers

No matter if you were a hottie, you just wouldn't be hottie enough for long. These kinds of men move on to the next hottie that catches their eye.

Wait for the REAL man to come along..

Watch this movie, you'll like it.

Someone Like You, with Hugh Jackman.
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Omega r.i.p.
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04-03-2011 10:08 PM

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Post: #115
RE: Ugly Women Need Sex Too.
Dreamcatcher  Wrote: (04-03-2011 09:55 PM)
Odie  Wrote: (04-02-2011 07:40 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-02-2011 07:37 PM)
Yes. A Hitachi Magic Wand. The king of vibrators - thanks for reminding me of that. Men really can't compare to the Hitachi for pure stimulation.

It's a shame dicks don't vibrate.

I used to sell sex toys for a living and I have heard many women say that same exact thing!
chucklechucklechuckle

Yeah I've seen wimminz bust out some amazing stuff had this one gal bust out this huge toy and fire it up (before you start up fucktards-to use on herself, lol) -and I backed up cuz it sounded just like my Stihl 029 Farmboss chain saw and if you ever heard one of those you'd back up too.

That f**ker HAD to have been puttin' out 3 -4 horsepower....

Wimminz are crazy.

Lmao

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and received his portion.' (D&C 132:39).
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FRIED_RICE
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04-03-2011 10:15 PM

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Post: #116
RE: Ugly Women Need Sex Too.
Omega  Wrote: (04-03-2011 10:08 PM)
Dreamcatcher  Wrote: (04-03-2011 09:55 PM)
Odie  Wrote: (04-02-2011 07:40 PM)
It's a shame dicks don't vibrate.

I used to sell sex toys for a living and I have heard many women say that same exact thing!
chucklechucklechuckle

Yeah I've seen wimminz bust out some amazing stuff had this one gal bust out this huge toy and fire it up (before you start up fucktards-to use on herself, lol) -and I backed up cuz it sounded just like my Stihl 029 Farmboss chain saw and if you ever heard one of those you'd back up too.

That f**ker HAD to have been puttin' out 3 -4 horsepower....

Wimminz are crazy.

Lmao
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Dreamcatcher
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04-03-2011 10:15 PM

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Post: #117
RE: Ugly Women Need Sex Too.
Omega  Wrote: (04-03-2011 10:08 PM)
Dreamcatcher  Wrote: (04-03-2011 09:55 PM)
Odie  Wrote: (04-02-2011 07:40 PM)
It's a shame dicks don't vibrate.

I used to sell sex toys for a living and I have heard many women say that same exact thing!
chucklechucklechuckle

Yeah I've seen wimminz bust out some amazing stuff had this one gal bust out this huge toy and fire it up (before you start up fucktards-to use on herself, lol) -and I backed up cuz it sounded just like my Stihl 029 Farmboss chain saw and if you ever heard one of those you'd back up too.

That f**ker HAD to have been puttin' out 3 -4 horsepower....

Wimminz are crazy.

Lmao

:lol2:We may be crazy...but what the hell...if it works, go with it! Although whipping out a giant toy that sounds like a chain saw would probably freak a lot of guys out. Something a little smaller and quieter may have been a better option. chuckle

**Ramen noodles and box o' wine...yep, I'm all set!**
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Nacklepest
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04-03-2011 10:18 PM

 



Post: #118
RE: Ugly Women Need Sex Too.
Mia  Wrote: (04-02-2011 07:32 PM)
have sex aloneHeartflowers

No matter if you were a hottie, you just wouldn't be hottie enough for long. These kinds of men move on to the next hottie that catches their eye.

Wait for the REAL man to come along..

You're the only hottie for me, Mia. =) chuckle
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Angel Lips
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04-03-2011 10:26 PM

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Post: #119
RE: Ugly Women Need Sex Too.
Dreamcatcher  Wrote: (04-03-2011 09:55 PM)
Odie  Wrote: (04-02-2011 07:40 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-02-2011 07:37 PM)
Yes. A Hitachi Magic Wand. The king of vibrators - thanks for reminding me of that. Men really can't compare to the Hitachi for pure stimulation.

It's a shame dicks don't vibrate.

I used to sell sex toys for a living and I have heard many women say that same exact thing!
chucklechucklechuckle

Oh, I love a good Fuc*erware party. Maybe I should call my consultant and schedule one. Cheer
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Dreamcatcher
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04-03-2011 10:30 PM

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Post: #120
RE: Ugly Women Need Sex Too.
Angel Lips  Wrote: (04-03-2011 10:26 PM)
Dreamcatcher  Wrote: (04-03-2011 09:55 PM)
Odie  Wrote: (04-02-2011 07:40 PM)
It's a shame dicks don't vibrate.

I used to sell sex toys for a living and I have heard many women say that same exact thing!
chucklechucklechuckle

Oh, I love a good Fuc*erware party. Maybe I should call my consultant and schedule one. Cheer

You should! Good times!

**Ramen noodles and box o' wine...yep, I'm all set!**
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