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VISUAL WARNING 1/2 ton fattie makes false confession to save sister
Catseye
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09-22-2012 03:24 PM

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VISUAL WARNING 1/2 ton fattie makes false confession to save sister
Warning - enormously fat lady in bed with huge, pulsating blobs of flesh splayed out all over her bed, purpley butt included!!! Guys - you were warned!!!

Mayra was usually left to babysitting her nephew because she couldn't leave the house (who the hell is bringing her food and what are they bringing her, an elephant cream pie???) .

Her sister got mad at the kid one day and beat him with a brush before she left. Later that day, the kid started having breathing problems so Mayra called an ambulance. But at the hospital, Mayra's sister called her and asked her to say she was the one who hurt the kid otherwise the doctors wouldn't let her see her son. Wanting to help her sister, Mayra claimed to the authorities that she hurt him when she fell on him. Later, obviously, it was found the kid was hit with a blunt object and it couldn't possibly have been Mayra because she is too fat to lift her arms.


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I should be punished, I did wrong,' Mayra sobbed at the time as law enforcement officials took her tears to be those of guilt and a media storm was ignited.

'Why isn't this woman in jail?' Demanded Nancy Grace at the time.


'Could they even give her enough poison to execute her,' asked another pundit.

But there was more to the story than met the eye, her attorney Sergio Valdez realised, after doctors announced the cause of Eliseo's death.



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...z27CiBFBp3
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I┴∀NIW∩˥˥Iʞ
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09-22-2012 03:27 PM

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RE: VISUAL WARNING 1/2 ton fattie makes false confession to save sister
Catseye  Wrote:
Warning - enormously fat lady in bed with huge, pulsating blobs of flesh splayed out all over her bed, purpley butt included!!! Guys - you were warned!!!

Mayra was usually left to babysitting her nephew because she couldn't leave the house (who the hell is bringing her food and what are they bringing her, an elephant cream pie???) .

Her sister got mad at the kid one day and beat him with a brush before she left. Later that day, the kid started having breathing problems so Mayra called an ambulance. But at the hospital, Mayra's sister called her and asked her to say she was the one who hurt the kid otherwise the doctors wouldn't let her see her son. Wanting to help her sister, Mayra claimed to the authorities that she hurt him when she fell on him. Later, obviously, it was found the kid was hit with a blunt object and it couldn't possibly have been Mayra because she is too fat to lift her arms.


from the article:

I should be punished, I did wrong,' Mayra sobbed at the time as law enforcement officials took her tears to be those of guilt and a media storm was ignited.

'Why isn't this woman in jail?' Demanded Nancy Grace at the time.


'Could they even give her enough poison to execute her,' asked another pundit.

But there was more to the story than met the eye, her attorney Sergio Valdez realised, after doctors announced the cause of Eliseo's death.



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...z27CiBFBp3

lipstick on a pig has a whole new meaning!!!

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09-22-2012 03:31 PM

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RE: VISUAL WARNING 1/2 ton fattie makes false confession to save sister
hoooly shit!

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09-22-2012 03:36 PM

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Jabba the hut
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The Evil AC
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09-22-2012 03:37 PM

 



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Gctiofsf
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Spank The Monkey
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09-22-2012 03:39 PM

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RE: VISUAL WARNING 1/2 ton fattie makes false confession to save sister
I surprised she didn't try and eat the kid....

how does she wipe her arse?

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09-22-2012 03:40 PM

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Spank The Monkey  Wrote:
I surprised she didn't try and eat the kid....

how does she wipe her arse?

toilet brush???
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