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**pingu** · (This post was last modified: 04-29-2012 05:06 PM by pingu.)

A gang of Hardened Horticulturalists have turned to the darkside and are threatening the gentle Swestern people of wiltshire with violent vegetable attacks and loose Salad raids on Homeowners.

They use root crops as missiles and have used modified vehicles to maraude the highways of the area and strike fear into opposing gangs and the general public.

This is getting bad now with High street drive bys almost a daily occurance Jhikpghf

Police are hunting a gang who used vegetables as missiles in attacks across Calne.

Several incidents have been reported of people and buildings being attacked by people throwing vegetables and eggs.

The culprits have been seen driving in a car before slowing down and throwing the vegetables, including cauliflowers, cabbages and potatoes, from the windows.

Their victims appear to have been selected at random and the culprits have so far escaped being captured on the town’s CCTV cameras.

A cauliflower was also hurled at the door of a house.

Sergeant Phil Connor, of Calne Police, said: “Over the past couple of weeks, we have had several incidents of members of the public being pelted with food

It is beleived that things could get worse with the uncovering of a stash of Armoured wheelbarrows being found hidden badly just round the back of stonehenge.

We are proper doomed IT HAS BEGUN doomed

**pingu** · (This post was last modified: 04-29-2012 05:09 PM by pingu.)

And theres more..

There has also been an incident where the vehicle was seen to pull up outside an address, before someone got out of the car and threw shredded cabbage at a door, before getting back in and making off.

“There was also an incident of an egg being thrown at a couple walking home in Quemerford.”

Police said the attacks are mostly taking place in the evenings, around 8pm. They are at various, seemingly random, locations around the town.

Officers believe a group of young males are responsible.

Sgt Connor said: “We are asking anyone who has been subjected to any attacks of this nature to come forward, particularly if you can identify the offending vehicle.

“We are taking this matter seriously. This is a danger to pedestrians and other road users.

“In addition to the number of highways offences being committed, there is also the matter of assault. One of the victims was injured by a potato during one of the incidents.

“We would like to hear from anyone who can help us identify those responsible.”

And you in America thought you had a gang problem..

"The notorius Waldorf Salad gang" and "The fresh crisp Mixed leaf bwoys"" are a match i think to your Bloods and Kripps.

**pingu** · (This post was last modified: 04-29-2012 05:08 PM by pingu.)

And theres more..

There has also been an incident where the vehicle was seen to pull up outside an address, before someone got out of the car and threw shredded cabbage at a door, before getting back in and making off.

“There was also an incident of an egg being thrown at a couple walking home in Quemerford.”

Police said the attacks are mostly taking place in the evenings, around 8pm. They are at various, seemingly random, locations around the town.

Officers believe a group of young males are responsible.

Sgt Connor said: “We are asking anyone who has been subjected to any attacks of this nature to come forward, particularly if you can identify the offending vehicle.

“We are taking this matter seriously. This is a danger to pedestrians and other road users.

“In addition to the number of highways offences being committed, there is also the matter of assault. One of the victims was injured by a potato during one of the incidents.

“We would like to hear from anyone who can help us identify those responsible.”

And you in America thought you had a gang problem..

"The notorius Waldorf Salad gang" and "The fresh crisp Mixed leaf bwoys"" are a match i think to your Bloods and Kripps.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 14880 04-29-2012 05:08 PM

And all that without salad dressing I presume.... horrible.

**pingu**

What i want to know is where are they growing this armory..

Seeing as much of the veg is out of season it must be Hydroponics and polytunnels.

Jhikpghf

**SlowLoris**

Unacceptable behavior indeed!

One can only hope that the gang will be apprehended and given stiff sentences of daily gardening duties and a vegetarian diet.

chuckle

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 93291 04-29-2012 05:56 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZnEpaSOFwk

**pingu**

LoP Guest Wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZnEpaSOFwk

The hooligans were an Irish family from Millwall London who were in there day a handful and just like your Gangs of New York film.

Please when it comes to violence have some respek for us Brits we wernt very nice i promise..Our streets can be pretty nasty if your in the wrong place at the wrong time.

a gang of youths in the Lambeth area of London—the Hooligan Boys,[3] and later—the O'Hooligan Boys.[4] In August 1898 a murder in Lambeth committed by a member of the gang drew further attention to the word which was immediately popularized by the press.[5] The London-based newspaper Daily Graphic wrote in an article on 22 August 1898, "The avalanche of brutality which, under the name of 'Hooliganism' ... has cast such a dire slur on the social records of South London".[2][6] chuckle

**pingu** · (This post was last modified: 04-29-2012 06:24 PM by pingu.)

pingu Wrote:

LoP Guest Wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZnEpaSOFwk

The hooligans were an Irish family from Millwall London who were in there day a handful and just like your Gangs of New York film.

Please when it comes to violence have some respek for us Brits we wernt very nice i promise..Our streets can be pretty nasty if your in the wrong place at the wrong time.

a gang of youths in the Lambeth area of London—the Hooligan Boys,[3] and later—the O'Hooligan Boys.[4] In August 1898 a murder in Lambeth committed by a member of the gang drew further attention to the word which was immediately popularized by the press.[5] The London-based newspaper Daily Graphic wrote in an article on 22 August 1898, "The avalanche of brutality which, under the name of 'Hooliganism' ... has cast such a dire slur on the social records of South London".[2][6]

We may sound less aggresive to your ears, but dont be fooled.

And its nothing to be proud of..THIS IS ENGLAND 2012

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FPIVX6ybKA

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 91746 04-29-2012 07:45 PM

pingu Wrote:

pingu Wrote:
LoP Guest Wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZnEpaSOFwk

The hooligans were an Irish family from Millwall London who were in there day a handful and just like your Gangs of New York film.

Please when it comes to violence have some respek for us Brits we wernt very nice i promise..Our streets can be pretty nasty if your in the wrong place at the wrong time.

a gang of youths in the Lambeth area of London—the Hooligan Boys,[3] and later—the O'Hooligan Boys.[4] In August 1898 a murder in Lambeth committed by a member of the gang drew further attention to the word which was immediately popularized by the press.[5] The London-based newspaper Daily Graphic wrote in an article on 22 August 1898, "The avalanche of brutality which, under the name of 'Hooliganism' ... has cast such a dire slur on the social records of South London".[2][6]

We may sound less aggresive to your ears, but dont be fooled.

And its nothing to be proud of..THIS IS ENGLAND 2012

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FPIVX6ybKA

yeah, the you tube vid = any city centre is like this in England now. But this vid was part of a TV program so the police have picked their finest hour.

When there are no TV cameras about, mostly the authorities have just given up. The place is a crims paradise basically.

Unless it's a murder that could go high profile.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 54514 04-29-2012 08:11 PM

Their terrifying leader!

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 54514 04-29-2012 08:17 PM

pingu Wrote:

A gang of Hardened Horticulturalists have turned to the darkside and are threatening the gentle Swestern people of wiltshire with violent vegetable attacks and loose Salad raids on Homeowners.

They use root crops as missiles and have used modified vehicles to maraude the highways of the area and strike fear into opposing gangs and the general public.

This is getting bad now with High street drive bys almost a daily occurance
Police are hunting a gang who used vegetables as missiles in attacks across Calne.

Several incidents have been reported of people and buildings being attacked by people throwing vegetables and eggs.

The culprits have been seen driving in a car before slowing down and throwing the vegetables, including cauliflowers, cabbages and potatoes, from the windows.

Their victims appear to have been selected at random and the culprits have so far escaped being captured on the town’s CCTV cameras.

A cauliflower was also hurled at the door of a house.

Sergeant Phil Connor, of Calne Police, said: “Over the past couple of weeks, we have had several incidents of members of the public being pelted with food

It is beleived that things could get worse with the uncovering of a stash of Armoured wheelbarrows being found hidden badly just round the back of stonehenge.

We are proper doomed IT HAS BEGUN

This proves that turnips don't kill people. People that USE turnips kill people.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 91746 04-29-2012 08:30 PM

LoP Guest Wrote:

pingu Wrote:
A gang of Hardened Horticulturalists have turned to the darkside and are threatening the gentle Swestern people of wiltshire with violent vegetable attacks and loose Salad raids on Homeowners.

They use root crops as missiles and have used modified vehicles to maraude the highways of the area and strike fear into opposing gangs and the general public.

This is getting bad now with High street drive bys almost a daily occurance
Police are hunting a gang who used vegetables as missiles in attacks across Calne.

Several incidents have been reported of people and buildings being attacked by people throwing vegetables and eggs.

The culprits have been seen driving in a car before slowing down and throwing the vegetables, including cauliflowers, cabbages and potatoes, from the windows.

Their victims appear to have been selected at random and the culprits have so far escaped being captured on the town’s CCTV cameras.

A cauliflower was also hurled at the door of a house.

Sergeant Phil Connor, of Calne Police, said: “Over the past couple of weeks, we have had several incidents of members of the public being pelted with food

It is beleived that things could get worse with the uncovering of a stash of Armoured wheelbarrows being found hidden badly just round the back of stonehenge.

We are proper doomed IT HAS BEGUN

This proves that turnips don't kill people. People that USE turnips kill people.

Try telling the rabid anti-turnip brigade or the Vegetable Control lobbyists this.

**pingu**

Weapons and vegetables create a heady mix of carnage..

Spud Guns.

I rest my case Jhikpghf