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**Richard Eldritch**

Lets have a look back at our fails shall we!

Crop Circles- Turned out to be Man made

UFO- turned out to be CGI and chinese Lanterns

Chem trails- Turned out to be Contrails

Nibiru- Turned out to be Lens flares

Free energy machines- needed to be pluged in.

Bin laden- turned out to be alive and well and living in comfy retirement with a couple of Durkha Girls, and a stash of Holy Porn.

911- turned out to be Bin laden having a day off from the durkha girls and Holy hand jobs

Jews- Seems that for the people running the banking system, that adding up wasn't their strong point.

GLP - ended up being run not by tavistock but by some noob in florida with a stack shoes issue.

Big foot -turned out to be a couple of good ol boys in monkey suit.

Elenin - narrowly missed the earth by 4 trillion miles.

The Illuminati- turned out David Icke just meant The Jews but didn't wanna get sued.

The reptiles- turned out David just meant The Jews but didn't wanna get sued...AGAIN.

The Nazis- turned out to be jews cunningly disguised as yup...JEWS!

**Aileana** · **Aileana** Imagine User ID: 46732 10-25-2011 05:48 PM **Posts: 5,890**

i was very depressed this morning

this made me Jptdknpa

thanks

**Fritzy Ritz** lop guest User ID: 57355 10-25-2011 05:49 PM

Never been right about anything, eh?

Hmmm. Guess you're right about that.

**goldenfleeced**

Richard Eldritch Wrote:

Lets have a look back at our fails shall we!

Crop Circles- Turned out to be Man made

UFO- turned out to be CGI and chinese Lanterns

Chem trails- Turned out to be Contrails

Nibiru- Turned out to be Lens flares

Free energy machines- needed to be pluged in.

Bin laden- turned out to be alive and well and living in comfy retirement with a couple of Durkha Girls, and a stash of Holy Porn.

911- turned out to be Bin laden having a day off from the durkha girls and Holy hand jobs

Jews- Seems that for the people running the banking system, that adding up wasn't their strong point.

GLP - ended up being run not by tavistock but by some noob in florida with a stack shoes issue.

Big foot -turned out to be a couple of good ol boys in monkey suit.

Elenin - narrowly missed the earth by 4 trillion miles.

The Illuminati- turned out David Icke just meant The Jews but didn't wanna get sued.

The reptiles- turned out David just meant The Jews but didn't wanna get sued...AGAIN.

The Nazis- turned out to be jews cunningly disguised as yup...JEWS!

So... you are seeing a pattern here...?

Go on... ;)

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 55766 10-25-2011 05:49 PM

You were right about the outcome of the Napoleonic war.

But that glory is about to end abruptly, no?

**Richard Eldritch**

blacksheep Wrote:

Richard Eldritch Wrote:
Lets have a look back at our fails shall we!

Crop Circles- Turned out to be Man made

UFO- turned out to be CGI and chinese Lanterns

Chem trails- Turned out to be Contrails

Nibiru- Turned out to be Lens flares

Free energy machines- needed to be pluged in.

Bin laden- turned out to be alive and well and living in comfy retirement with a couple of Durkha Girls, and a stash of Holy Porn.

911- turned out to be Bin laden having a day off from the durkha girls and Holy hand jobs

Jews- Seems that for the people running the banking system, that adding up wasn't their strong point.

GLP - ended up being run not by tavistock but by some noob in florida with a stack shoes issue.

Big foot -turned out to be a couple of good ol boys in monkey suit.

Elenin - narrowly missed the earth by 4 trillion miles.

The Illuminati- turned out David Icke just meant The Jews but didn't wanna get sued.

The reptiles- turned out David just meant The Jews but didn't wanna get sued...AGAIN.

The Nazis- turned out to be jews cunningly disguised as yup...JEWS!

So... you are seeing a pattern here...?

Go on... ;)

It's my theory ( and At this stage awaits confirmation via a You tube Vid) that we're dumnier than a box of rocks?

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 58612 10-25-2011 05:51 PM

we were right about 1 thing..

you are a asskisser wimp.

Anon

**Gitana** · **Gitana** Bleed's User ID: 58335 10-25-2011 05:52 PM **Posts: 13,088**

This made me glad I took you off my ignore list...

chuckle

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 58259 10-25-2011 05:52 PM

The only, and I repeat only prediction that has come to fruition was from Omega. He saw the financial crash coming (across several fora and years), and there is another wave that will hit us.

The rest is strictly for entertainment purposes, or that's what LOP's lawyers say. chuckle

TA ~ nli

**Eclectric**

We have an expression around that goes, "You can tell the British but you can't tell them much." chuckle

**Cosmah**

"We"?

I predicted that Rosat would re-enter over the Indian Ocean/South East Asia before any mainstream site suggested it. Perhaps not a 'major' prediction, however it was fairly accurate, whilst the media et al were running around saying, "no one knows where it re-entered", etc, etc.

**noblesse oblige** · **noblesse oblige** What? User ID: 55630 10-25-2011 05:59 PM **Posts: 97**

I wonder about you, Richard.

**Richard Eldritch**

Cosmah Wrote:

"We"?

I predicted that Rosat would re-enter over the Indian Ocean/South East Asia before any mainstream site suggested it. Perhaps not a 'major' prediction, however it was fairly accurate, whilst the media et al were running around saying, "no one knows where it re-entered", etc, etc.

Well woop de do to you. Dumbass

**Arch Phoenix**

**Richard Eldritch**

noblesse oblige Wrote:

I wonder about you, Richard.

Many do! sadly I'm married.