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What To Do With Six Frozen Cows Stuck In Cabin At 11,200 feet?
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cow What To Do With Six Frozen Cows Stuck In Cabin At 11,200 feet?
Granted, the U.S. Forest Service usually has bigger issues to deal with, but this got its attention because of its rather unique nature: How to dispose of six frozen cows stuck inside a Forest Service cabin, and more scattered outside, at 11,200 feet elevation?

And, no, this is not a hypothetical: In late March snowshoers who had hoped to use the cabin at Colorado's Conundrum Hot Springs found it already occupied -- by dead cows, which had apparently gotten out of the cold but were too dumb to find the exit, the Aspen Daily News reported.

The options now being weighed include: blowing up the carcasses; burning the cabin (and carcasses); or hauling the carcasses out with a helicopter or wheeled vehicle.

A final decision might be a few days away, but the newspaper quoted Forest Service spokesman Scott Snelson as saying "we need to dispose of them sooner rather than later" because the hot springs might become polluted if the carcasses are allowed to thaw and decay.

Manure is already all over the hot springs and the cabin is filled with it, Jeff Malin, a Boulder resident who hiked to the site, told the newspaper. "They obviously spent a lot of time there," he said, calling it a "real mess."

The site is 8.5 miles from the Aspen area in the Maroon Bells-Snowmass Wilderness Area.


http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/0...-feet?lite

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No-one tell MotherDuck, she'll flip. Tissue

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What an excelent looking deer :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrOLo49u7zQ
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LoP Guest  Wrote:
Ok, this one is just--LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJvw4ZvCX...re=related

Lmao How cool is that!

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LoP Guest  Wrote:
Ok, this one is just--LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJvw4ZvCX...re=related

Lmao How cool is that!

I know,

I never knew they were so freindly around humans, especialy going into their houses.

Maybe some of these wild animals are a lot smarter than people think?
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RE: What To Do With Six Frozen Cows Stuck In Cabin At 11,200 feet?
Zero Point  Wrote:
LoP Guest  Wrote:
Ok, this one is just--LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJvw4ZvCX...re=related

Lmao How cool is that!

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Zero Point  Wrote:
LoP Guest  Wrote:
Ok, this one is just--LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJvw4ZvCX...re=related

Lmao How cool is that!
Just don't give them any booze
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcDId0S78MM

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The options now being weighed include: blowing up the carcasses

Ummm...

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Spread  Wrote:
The options now being weighed include: blowing up the carcasses

Ummm...

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What could possibly wrong with that plan? chuckle
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That sort of problem is why God made marabou storks.
Borrow a dozen or so from zoos.
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Spread  Wrote:
Foodnipple  Wrote:
Spread  Wrote:
The options now being weighed include: blowing up the carcasses

Ummm...

Scream1
What could possibly wrong with that plan? chuckle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkZottYDpEE

Lmao I remember that one.
Funniest shit ever!

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RE: What To Do With Six Frozen Cows Stuck In Cabin At 11,200 feet?
Grind them up and make milk shakes?

Good MOOOOD food.
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Moco  Wrote:
Grind them up and make milk shakes?

Good MOOOOD food.

You'd think dragging em out and towing them some ways away would work wouldn't ya?
Jeez, probably got a committee on it.

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