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**Fred** lop guest User ID: 87364 04-19-2012 04:27 PM

Fred Wrote:

That sort of problem is why God made marabou storks.
Borrow a dozen or so from zoos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRB3z2F7Vk0

**Ghenghy**

**Gracie**

Zero Point Wrote:

Moco Wrote:
Grind them up and make milk shakes?

Good MOOOOD food.

You'd think dragging em out and towing them some ways away would work wouldn't ya?
Jeez, probably got a committee on it.

No motorized vehicles are allowed in the federal wilderness area and the steep mountainous terrain is still under several feet of snow, making it currently impossible for using pack mules or horses to haul out the carcasses.

Also, the Wilderness Act specifically disallows chainsaws to be used which prevents any option to cut up the carcasses and leave them for wild animals to feed on. How difficult would it be to use crosscut saws to cut up frozen cows?

Given all of the federal restrictions and lack of accessiblity to the dead cows, burning the carcasses seems to be the most resonable way to dispose of the cows.

It shouldn't be that difficult for the Forest Service to narrow down the rancher with a grazing lease for public lands nearby the location of the frozen cows. The rancher should be the one paying for the expense of the disposal of the animals.

**Astrochik**

LoP Guest Wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxQo1qxk2eE

:-)

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 90113 04-19-2012 05:49 PM

Steak BBQ?

**Monkeyfister** · **Monkeyfister** CENSORED User ID: 55750 04-19-2012 05:57 PM **Posts: 3,550**

A sharp knife, a chainsaw, and a bandsaw.

Steaks for everyone!

**Lydia** · **Lydia** Powered by cheese User ID: 89965 04-19-2012 06:06 PM **Posts: 851**

How about those flesh eating bugs they use to clean skeletal remains...should be done in no time.

**Gracie**

Monkeyfister Wrote:

A sharp knife, a chainsaw, and a bandsaw.

Steaks for everyone!

Except the Wilderness Act prohibits the use of power tools in federal forests. A sharp knife? Good luck, and make sure to wear your snowshoes. chuckle

**Fig Nugent**

Spread Wrote:

Foodnipple Wrote:
Spread Wrote:
The options now being weighed include: blowing up the carcasses

Ummm...

What could possibly wrong with that plan?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkZottYDpEE

Sometimes they explode all by themselves............

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aicIbUvE5tw

http://www.killsometime.com/pictures/files/2494.jpg

**Gracie**

The frozen cows stuck in the cabin will be sawed up with hand saws and carcass remains scattered. It's expected to be a two-day hand job ; )

http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/c...s-thursday

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 42895 05-03-2012 05:48 PM

**Inhuman Kind**

Zero Point Wrote:

Moco Wrote:
Grind them up and make milk shakes?

Good MOOOOD food.

You'd think dragging em out and towing them some ways away would work wouldn't ya?
Jeez, probably got a committee on it.

tax dollars hard at work chuckle

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 93152 05-03-2012 06:22 PM

Grace Wrote:

The frozen cows stuck in the cabin will be sawed up with hand saws and carcass remains scattered. It's expected to be a two-day hand job ; )http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_20536497/disposal-frozen-cows-cabin-near-aspen-begins-thursday

A two day hand job would make you pretty sore.

**SEADOG**

Can't use a chain saw - but you can use explosives???? Do they fight forest fires? Then they certainly use power tools in national forests. Doubt they built the cabin with hand tools either.

**JCD** · **JCD** One... User ID: 27954 05-03-2012 07:20 PM **Posts: 1,526**

SEADOG Wrote:

Can't use a chain saw - but you can use explosives???? Do they fight forest fires? Then they certainly use power tools in national forests. Doubt they built the cabin with hand tools either.

Exactly. If they can build a cabin up there, they can get rid of a few cows. Good grief people really are not too bright these days.

Hugs

Seadog