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What's the most Accurate...
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Belligerent Claimant
psychodogbitch
User ID: 128127
10-20-2012 03:07 AM
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What's the most Accurate...
Fortune cookie you have ever gotten?
Mine came a little late, but damn if it wasn't spot on. Like spooky accurate.
We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
-Fight Club
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xenoverse
Registered User
User ID: 70891
10-20-2012 03:09 AM
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RE: What's the most Accurate...
I got a blank one once. That was probably the most accurate. 
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pie
Just a pie
User ID: 84937
10-20-2012 03:10 AM
Posts: 3,780
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RE: What's the most Accurate...
The one in which they hid the bill.
It was accurate to the cent!
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Belligerent Claimant
psychodogbitch
User ID: 128127
10-20-2012 03:16 AM
Posts: 2,390
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RE: What's the most Accurate...
pie Wrote:The one in which they hid the bill.
It was accurate to the cent!
Very clever!
I didn't know if they did the fortune cookie thing in Europe at all.
We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
-Fight Club
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Maid In Hell
lop guest
User ID: 115036
10-20-2012 03:17 AM
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RE: What's the most Accurate...
don't think I ever got an accurate one
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pie
Just a pie
User ID: 84937
10-20-2012 03:18 AM
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RE: What's the most Accurate...
Belligerent Claimant Wrote:pie Wrote:The one in which they hid the bill.
It was accurate to the cent!
Very clever!
I didn't know if they did the fortune cookie thing in Europe at all.
We do, but not everywhere. Chinese food varies from fast food quality to decent restaurant quality here.
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Belligerent Claimant
psychodogbitch
User ID: 128127
10-20-2012 03:29 AM
Posts: 2,390
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RE: What's the most Accurate...
pie Wrote:Belligerent Claimant Wrote:pie Wrote:The one in which they hid the bill.
It was accurate to the cent!
Very clever!
I didn't know if they did the fortune cookie thing in Europe at all.
We do, but not everywhere. Chinese food varies from fast food quality to decent restaurant quality here.
Here, we get a fortune cookie, and a wedge of an orange. I usually play the game where you have to add "in bed" to the end of your fortune.
But this one tonight....jesus f*ck.
We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
-Fight Club
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Belligerent Claimant
psychodogbitch
User ID: 128127
10-20-2012 03:30 AM
Posts: 2,390
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RE: What's the most Accurate...
maid in hell Wrote:don't think I ever got an accurate one
Me either. But this was a whole differnet gig. Like "Oh holy hell, they really CAN read our minds now."
We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
-Fight Club
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pie
Just a pie
User ID: 84937
10-20-2012 03:30 AM
Posts: 3,780
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RE: What's the most Accurate...
Belligerent Claimant Wrote:pie Wrote:Belligerent Claimant Wrote:Very clever!
I didn't know if they did the fortune cookie thing in Europe at all.
We do, but not everywhere. Chinese food varies from fast food quality to decent restaurant quality here.
Here, we get a fortune cookie, and a wedge of an orange. I usually play the game where you have to add "in bed" to the end of your fortune.
But this one tonight....jesus f*ck.
In bed ...
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Belligerent Claimant
psychodogbitch
User ID: 128127
10-20-2012 03:33 AM
Posts: 2,390
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RE: What's the most Accurate...
pie Wrote:Belligerent Claimant Wrote:pie Wrote:We do, but not everywhere. Chinese food varies from fast food quality to decent restaurant quality here.
Here, we get a fortune cookie, and a wedge of an orange. I usually play the game where you have to add "in bed" to the end of your fortune.
But this one tonight....jesus f*ck.
In bed ...
You got me there. But it's usually "Oh god", "Oh Jesus", or "Oh f*ck" while in bed. 
We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
-Fight Club
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pie
Just a pie
User ID: 84937
10-20-2012 03:34 AM
Posts: 3,780
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RE: What's the most Accurate...
Belligerent Claimant Wrote:pie Wrote:Belligerent Claimant Wrote:Here, we get a fortune cookie, and a wedge of an orange. I usually play the game where you have to add "in bed" to the end of your fortune.
But this one tonight....jesus f*ck.
In bed ...
You got me there. But it's usually "Oh god", "Oh Jesus", or "Oh f*ck" while in bed.
Let me get my thesaurus ...
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Belligerent Claimant
psychodogbitch
User ID: 128127
10-20-2012 03:43 AM
Posts: 2,390
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RE: What's the most Accurate...
We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
-Fight Club
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pie
Just a pie
User ID: 84937
10-20-2012 03:44 AM
Posts: 3,780
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RE: What's the most Accurate...
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Belligerent Claimant
psychodogbitch
User ID: 128127
10-20-2012 03:47 AM
Posts: 2,390
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RE: What's the most Accurate...
pie Wrote:Belligerent Claimant Wrote:pie Wrote:Let me get my thesaurus ...
Oh, and it's also interspersed with "I hate you, spork" and "oh please, please". It's all f*cked up being me. But hella fun.
As long as your head doesn't rotate 360 degrees, i'm fine with it.
No, ever had that happen.
Yet. 
We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
-Fight Club
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pie
Just a pie
User ID: 84937
10-20-2012 03:51 AM
Posts: 3,780
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RE: What's the most Accurate...
Belligerent Claimant Wrote:pie Wrote:Belligerent Claimant Wrote:Oh, and it's also interspersed with "I hate you, spork" and "oh please, please". It's all f*cked up being me. But hella fun.
As long as your head doesn't rotate 360 degrees, i'm fine with it.
No, ever had that happen.
Yet.
Let's try to keep it that way!
Okay, i"m out, it's almost 4 am here (!!!)
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