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What's the most Accurate...
Belligerent Claimant
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10-20-2012 03:07 AM

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Post: #1
What's the most Accurate...
Fortune cookie you have ever gotten?

Mine came a little late, but damn if it wasn't spot on. Like spooky accurate.


We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
-Fight Club
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xenoverse
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10-20-2012 03:09 AM

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Post: #2
RE: What's the most Accurate...
I got a blank one once. That was probably the most accurate. chuckle
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pie
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10-20-2012 03:10 AM

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Post: #3
RE: What's the most Accurate...
The one in which they hid the bill.
It was accurate to the cent!
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Belligerent Claimant
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10-20-2012 03:16 AM

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Post: #4
RE: What's the most Accurate...
pie  Wrote:
The one in which they hid the bill.
It was accurate to the cent!

Very clever!

I didn't know if they did the fortune cookie thing in Europe at all.


We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
-Fight Club
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Maid In Hell
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10-20-2012 03:17 AM

 



Post: #5
RE: What's the most Accurate...
don't think I ever got an accurate one chuckle
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pie
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10-20-2012 03:18 AM

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Post: #6
RE: What's the most Accurate...
Belligerent Claimant  Wrote:
pie  Wrote:
The one in which they hid the bill.
It was accurate to the cent!

Very clever!

I didn't know if they did the fortune cookie thing in Europe at all.

We do, but not everywhere. Chinese food varies from fast food quality to decent restaurant quality here.
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Belligerent Claimant
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10-20-2012 03:29 AM

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RE: What's the most Accurate...
pie  Wrote:
Belligerent Claimant  Wrote:
pie  Wrote:
The one in which they hid the bill.
It was accurate to the cent!

Very clever!

I didn't know if they did the fortune cookie thing in Europe at all.

We do, but not everywhere. Chinese food varies from fast food quality to decent restaurant quality here.

Here, we get a fortune cookie, and a wedge of an orange. I usually play the game where you have to add "in bed" to the end of your fortune.

But this one tonight....jesus f*ck.


We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
-Fight Club
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Belligerent Claimant
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10-20-2012 03:30 AM

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Post: #8
RE: What's the most Accurate...
maid in hell  Wrote:
don't think I ever got an accurate one chuckle

Me either. But this was a whole differnet gig. Like "Oh holy hell, they really CAN read our minds now."


We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
-Fight Club
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pie
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10-20-2012 03:30 AM

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Post: #9
RE: What's the most Accurate...
Belligerent Claimant  Wrote:
pie  Wrote:
Belligerent Claimant  Wrote:
Very clever!

I didn't know if they did the fortune cookie thing in Europe at all.

We do, but not everywhere. Chinese food varies from fast food quality to decent restaurant quality here.

Here, we get a fortune cookie, and a wedge of an orange. I usually play the game where you have to add "in bed" to the end of your fortune.

But this one tonight....jesus f*ck.

In bed ...

chuckle
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Belligerent Claimant
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10-20-2012 03:33 AM

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Post: #10
RE: What's the most Accurate...
pie  Wrote:
Belligerent Claimant  Wrote:
pie  Wrote:
We do, but not everywhere. Chinese food varies from fast food quality to decent restaurant quality here.

Here, we get a fortune cookie, and a wedge of an orange. I usually play the game where you have to add "in bed" to the end of your fortune.

But this one tonight....jesus f*ck.

In bed ...

chuckle

You got me there. But it's usually "Oh god", "Oh Jesus", or "Oh f*ck" while in bed. Cheer


We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
-Fight Club
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pie
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10-20-2012 03:34 AM

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Post: #11
RE: What's the most Accurate...
Belligerent Claimant  Wrote:
pie  Wrote:
Belligerent Claimant  Wrote:
Here, we get a fortune cookie, and a wedge of an orange. I usually play the game where you have to add "in bed" to the end of your fortune.

But this one tonight....jesus f*ck.

In bed ...

chuckle

You got me there. But it's usually "Oh god", "Oh Jesus", or "Oh f*ck" while in bed. Cheer

Let me get my thesaurus ...
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Belligerent Claimant
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10-20-2012 03:43 AM

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Post: #12
RE: What's the most Accurate...
pie  Wrote:
Belligerent Claimant  Wrote:
pie  Wrote:
In bed ...

chuckle

You got me there. But it's usually "Oh god", "Oh Jesus", or "Oh f*ck" while in bed. Cheer

Let me get my thesaurus ...

Oh, and it's also interspersed with "I hate you, spork" and "oh please, please". It's all f*cked up being me. But hella fun. chuckle


We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
-Fight Club
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pie
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10-20-2012 03:44 AM

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Post: #13
RE: What's the most Accurate...
Belligerent Claimant  Wrote:
pie  Wrote:
Belligerent Claimant  Wrote:
You got me there. But it's usually "Oh god", "Oh Jesus", or "Oh f*ck" while in bed. Cheer

Let me get my thesaurus ...

Oh, and it's also interspersed with "I hate you, spork" and "oh please, please". It's all f*cked up being me. But hella fun. chuckle

As long as your head doesn't rotate 360 degrees, i'm fine with it.
chuckle
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Belligerent Claimant
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10-20-2012 03:47 AM

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Post: #14
RE: What's the most Accurate...
pie  Wrote:
Belligerent Claimant  Wrote:
pie  Wrote:
Let me get my thesaurus ...

Oh, and it's also interspersed with "I hate you, spork" and "oh please, please". It's all f*cked up being me. But hella fun. chuckle

As long as your head doesn't rotate 360 degrees, i'm fine with it.
chuckle

No, ever had that happen.


Yet. doomed


We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
-Fight Club
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pie
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10-20-2012 03:51 AM

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Post: #15
RE: What's the most Accurate...
Belligerent Claimant  Wrote:
pie  Wrote:
Belligerent Claimant  Wrote:
Oh, and it's also interspersed with "I hate you, spork" and "oh please, please". It's all f*cked up being me. But hella fun. chuckle

As long as your head doesn't rotate 360 degrees, i'm fine with it.
chuckle

No, ever had that happen.


Yet. doomed

Let's try to keep it that way!

Okay, i"m out, it's almost 4 am here (!!!)
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