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**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 106826 07-20-2012 03:38 PM

The one in bed with your mom.

**CourtDude** · (This post was last modified: 07-25-2012 04:35 AM by CourtDude.)

Sadly, usually the first. I have greater needs than my wife so usually I'm frustrated.

update 12:20 PM 23 July, 2012

This thread by smerve, like most, has prompted a great deal of thought. Now while I was initally apprehensive about posting information of such a personal nature, I realized this may actually be helpful for others (and it can be d*mned entertaining) so despite the one-stars from members that aren't posting in the thread, I have continued so smerve may offer further advice or insight which may help others and at the least its a great exercise in "what-if?". Heartflowers

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 106826 07-20-2012 03:41 PM

CourtDude Wrote:

Sadly, usually the first. I have greater needs than my wife so usually I'm frustrated.

But let's be honest, a wife (that isn't a newlywed) is not going to be disappointed by her man going to sleep early. She'll happily read her kindle in peace.

**NightHelix** lop guest User ID: 97796 07-20-2012 04:03 PM

CourtDude Wrote:

Sadly, usually the first. I have greater needs than my wife so usually I'm frustrated.

same here

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**CourtDude**

LoP Guest Wrote:

CourtDude Wrote:
Sadly, usually the first. I have greater needs than my wife so usually I'm frustrated.

But let's be honest, a wife (that isn't a newlywed) is not going to be disappointed by her man going to sleep early. She'll happily read her kindle in peace.

I wasn't saying I go to sleep early; I was saying she has far less needs for sex and playtime than I do; hence my frustration! Heartflowers

**They wont...** lop guest User ID: 109563 07-20-2012 04:16 PM

Celestialguardian Wrote:

Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment always
circle the stain in permanent pen so that when you remove the
garment from the washing machine you can easily locate the area
of the stain and check that it has gone.

The above was the MEMO that Monica Lewinsky never got!

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 106826 07-20-2012 04:16 PM

CourtDude Wrote:

LoP Guest Wrote:
CourtDude Wrote:
Sadly, usually the first. I have greater needs than my wife so usually I'm frustrated.

But let's be honest, a wife (that isn't a newlywed) is not going to be disappointed by her man going to sleep early. She'll happily read her kindle in peace.

I wasn't saying I go to sleep early; I was saying she has far less needs for sex and playtime than I do; hence my frustration!

Yeah, I know. I'm married also.

Remember how nasty girlfriends were?

**Mystic Ocean** · (This post was last modified: 07-20-2012 04:49 PM by Mystic Ocean.)

I think this pic describes me BedHer!:)

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**smerve**

CourtDude Wrote:

Sadly, usually the first. I have greater needs than my wife so usually I'm frustrated.

Is there a solution to this problem?

**daisy** lop guest User ID: 48475 07-20-2012 09:20 PM

smerve Wrote:

link to image: http://imgupld.lunaticoutpost.com/graphi...095E86.jpg

link to image: http://imgupld.lunaticoutpost.com/graphi...095E86.jpg

where's the girl sitting alone reading a really good book?

Cheer

**daisy** lop guest User ID: 48475 07-20-2012 09:20 PM

Mystic Ocean Wrote:

I think this pic describes me BedHer!:)

link to image: http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w416...fd05cf.jpg

**smerve**

LoP Guest Wrote:

CourtDude Wrote:
Sadly, usually the first. I have greater needs than my wife so usually I'm frustrated.

But let's be honest, a wife (that isn't a newlywed) is not going to be disappointed by her man going to sleep early. She'll happily read her kindle in peace.

What you describe is a couple who are content with the current situation.

**smerve**

NightHelix Wrote:

CourtDude Wrote:
Sadly, usually the first. I have greater needs than my wife so usually I'm frustrated.

same here

Is there a solution to this problem?