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Why Did The Conspiracy Theorist Cross The Road?
AC488
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04-16-2012 04:16 AM

 



Post: #31
RE: Why Did The Conspiracy Theorist Cross The Road?
To smoke the grass on the other side.
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Ahriman
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04-16-2012 04:18 AM

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Post: #32
devil RE: Why Did The Conspiracy Theorist Cross The Road?
LoP Guest  Wrote:
cross the road? that might be what op is reporting but my uncle knows the guy and he actually opened his pineal gland then ASCENDED across the road. no joke.
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LoP Guest
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04-16-2012 04:29 AM

 



Post: #33
RE: Why Did The Conspiracy Theorist Cross The Road?
i can't come right out and say
as they do watch me
but i can give hints

radioactive chicken
cern

think about it and you'll figure it out
good luck

Hiding
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LoP Guest
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04-16-2012 04:45 AM

 



Post: #34
RE: Why Did The Conspiracy Theorist Cross The Road?
to get out of range of the guy in the storm drain
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Frigg Stuyvesant
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04-16-2012 04:50 AM

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Post: #35
RE: Why Did The Conspiracy Theorist Cross The Road?
Cause shit got real.

Cui Bono?
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jedijuju
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04-16-2012 05:35 AM

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Post: #36
RE: Why Did The Conspiracy Theorist Cross The Road?
To check that the road was really a road.

Oh, rock of ages do not crumble; love is breathing still.
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sign7
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04-16-2012 06:29 AM

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Post: #37
RE: Why Did The Conspiracy Theorist Cross The Road?
To avoid stepping on Sarah Silverman's aborted burritos.
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yeswecan
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04-16-2012 06:36 AM

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Post: #38
RE: Why Did The Conspiracy Theorist Cross The Road?
sign11  Wrote:
To avoid stepping on Sarah Silverman's aborted burritos.

Lmao
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great-grandfather
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04-16-2012 07:00 AM

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Post: #39
RE: Why Did The Conspiracy Theorist Cross The Road?
The Evil AC  Wrote:
to get to the truth......... Jptdknpa

....it looked like a road.... felt like a road.... even smelled like a road.....but........was it reallllllly a road ??

i wish i knew him, i wonder if i am like him, i wonder if i will ever know
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Currahee
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04-16-2012 07:01 AM

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Post: #40
RE: Why Did The Conspiracy Theorist Cross The Road?
because he was programmed to cross the street doomedScream1Anon

Someday...

...I'll fight in the kumite and make my father proud.
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SpeaRitual
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04-16-2012 07:04 AM

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Post: #41
RE: Why Did The Conspiracy Theorist Cross The Road?
To get to the others hide?

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