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Why God allowed the TV to be invented
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cow Why God allowed the TV to be invented
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And God saw that man had accumulated so much bad karma that it would take him many life times to balance.

God created the television so man could live through many life times in just one.

Man, by watching television, could vicariously live and die, along with all the emotional toil it includes, many times per day.

Thus alleviating many life times of bad karma in just one.

So watch your scary movies, they're good for you !

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RE: Why God allowed the TV to be invented
or as Tony the Tiger would say about gmo, sugar coated cardboard shite, ' they're great.'


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RE: Why God allowed the TV to be invented
Was it Satan that invented reality shows? chuckle

"When life hands you a lime....."

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Pi
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RE: Why God allowed the TV to be invented
God doesn't intervene in the affairs of man. If God exists at all.

If he / she / it did, then why did the dark ages even happen? The wars, plagues?

If God intervened I'd dare say he'd strike at the heart of those that take his name in vain moreso than any others - We, Americans. The dollar bill, the prime example.
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RE: Why God allowed the TV to be invented
So tel-evangelists can reach more people and make more money.
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RE: Why God allowed the TV to be invented
Because God allows the free will of all humanity; isn't this what most people want? The right to choose? Well, He has done that and so even the will of the unrighteous must be allowed.


Quote:Matthew 13:24-30
(NIV1984)
24 Jesus told them another parable: “The kingdom of heaven is like a man who sowed good seed in his field. 25 But while everyone was sleeping, his enemy came and sowed weeds among the wheat, and went away. 26 When the wheat sprouted and formed heads, then the weeds also appeared.

27 “The owner’s servants came to him and said, ‘Sir, didn’t you sow good seed in your field? Where then did the weeds come from?’

28 “‘An enemy did this,’ he replied.

“The servants asked him, ‘Do you want us to go and pull them up?’

29 “‘No,’ he answered, ‘because while you are pulling the weeds, you may root up the wheat with them. 30 Let both grow together until the harvest. At that time I will tell the harvesters: First collect the weeds and tie them in bundles to be burned; then gather the wheat and bring it into my barn.’”


Quote:Matthew 5:45-48
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45 that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. 46 If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that? 47 And if you greet only your brothers, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that? 48 Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect.


Quote:Romans 8:28
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28 And we know that in all things God works for the good of those who love him, who have been called according to his purpose.
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RE: Why God allowed the TV to be invented
that all might on earth simultaneously to view both the two witnesses and the rapureHeartflowers
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RE: Why God allowed the TV to be invented
because god created evil
said so himself in isaiah
this is a metaphor though, the kingdom of heaven is within you
you and i are god
so we did this shit Jhikpghf
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RE: Why God allowed the TV to be invented
Pi  Wrote: (09-20-2012 07:33 PM)
God doesn't intervene in the affairs of man. If God exists at all.

If he / she / it did, then why did the dark ages even happen? The wars, plagues?

If God intervened I'd dare say he'd strike at the heart of those that take his name in vain moreso than any others - We, Americans. The dollar bill, the prime example.

Whatever you seem to be imagining as "God" probably doesn't exist, but the TV was part of the possible things that can exist and all possibilities were manifested by the originating source of everything.

EXPLAINING GOD THROUGH REASON
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RE: Why God allowed the TV to be invented
freebyrd  Wrote: (09-20-2012 07:52 PM)
because god created evil
said so himself in isaiah
this is a metaphor though, the kingdom of heaven is within you
you and i are god
so we did this shit Jhikpghf

Yea, the Bible has examples where it shows how everything that happens like even animals doing stuff and people is ultimately accredited to God, all disasters and benefits and everything, because we're all bits of information existing within God being animated by God, kind of like you said!

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RE: Why God allowed the TV to be invented
LoP Guest  Wrote: (09-20-2012 07:04 PM)
And God saw that man had accumulated so much bad karma that it would take him many life times to balance.

God created the television so man could live through many life times in just one.

Man, by watching television, could vicariously live and die, along with all the emotional toil it includes, many times per day.

Thus alleviating many life times of bad karma in just one.

So watch your scary movies, they're good for you !

Hiding3

Implanting false memories to satiate human desires, the television steals more lives than it creates. The idiot box, telling us our thoughts. I can't remember if I was tortured for so many years, or if it was just a movie. Living a thousand lives to only take the desire to experiment away. Nothing about making life more full or more satisfying. It only keeps the raw dogs on top and the rest feeding from the trough. Turn off the television. It might steal your life.
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RE: Why God allowed the TV to be invented
FreedomStands  Wrote: (09-20-2012 07:56 PM)
Pi  Wrote: (09-20-2012 07:33 PM)
God doesn't intervene in the affairs of man. If God exists at all.

If he / she / it did, then why did the dark ages even happen? The wars, plagues?

If God intervened I'd dare say he'd strike at the heart of those that take his name in vain moreso than any others - We, Americans. The dollar bill, the prime example.

Whatever you seem to be imagining as "God" probably doesn't exist, but the TV was part of the possible things that can exist and all possibilities were manifested by the originating source of everything.

Right back at ya.
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And here I thougt God created the TV so I could practice forgiveness and patience during political campaigns.
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and as I stared into the face of the lobster it told me, "man is the only animal in nature that claims a god and then runs around acting as if he never heard of him...." The Rum Diary JD as H. S Thompson
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