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Why do women over 30 just turn into asexual beings ?
aloy3313
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Why do women over 30 just turn into asexual beings ?
Right, This is just an observation, not woman bashing and YES, I'm no oil painting and yes, maybe it is me but here's my point of view anyway.

When do sexy young girls turn into shapeless forms, that if they didn't have long hair you'd struggle to tell which sex they are?

When do they start wearing tracksuits and jumpers and not mini skirts and high heels?

When do the single ones start giving you the creeps with the desperate looks and behaviour and the feeling in your gut that they're weird and you should leave?

When do they start wearing that perfume or deodorant that actually smells of stale sweat?

When I'm walking out and about, like most males you make a mental map of your location and threats/people about you, IE when I walk past another male of 'fighting' age I won't look down and wont bow my head as this shows that I'm not submissive. If I see a fit woman I'll watch her discreetly but older asexual woman don't even register IE Unless I make a mental effort to notice them, I wont!

So LOP, these are just observations which I find interesting and if you have any info why they happen please tell us.
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04-14-2012 11:30 PM

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RE: Why do women over 30 just turn into asexual beings ?
Haven't you heard of milfs ?

Deus lumen cordis mei
et panis orisintus animae meae
et virtus maritans mentem meam
et sinum cogitationis meae ?
Non te amabam,
et fornicabar abs te,
et fornicanti sonabat undique :
''euge, euge''.
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sweet
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RE: Why do women over 30 just turn into asexual beings ?
Convicted Criminal  Wrote:
Haven't you heard of milfs ?

chuckle

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Gitana
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04-14-2012 11:31 PM

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RE: Why do women over 30 just turn into asexual beings ?
Convicted Criminal  Wrote:
Haven't you heard of milfs ?

chuckle

or cougars
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Jedi Knight Stevus
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04-14-2012 11:31 PM

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RE: Why do women over 30 just turn into asexual beings ?
Convicted Criminal  Wrote:
Haven't you heard of milfs ?

Chubby milfs FTW!
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LoP Guest
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04-14-2012 11:32 PM

 



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RE: Why do women over 30 just turn into asexual beings ?
why exactly would a woman want to pretend she's 25 forever FFS

wth is wrong with you?


There are many things to be savored with a female over their teenage stupidities

the luckiest of men understand this and appreciate it.
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pie
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04-14-2012 11:32 PM

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RE: Why do women over 30 just turn into asexual beings ?
SEXIST REMARK TIME!!!

Once they got you to sign a contract, they don't have to work for it anymore!

Pie mang, you so good at this.
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aloy3313
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RE: Why do women over 30 just turn into asexual beings ?
35 views !!!

I only posted this 1 minute ago?
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pie
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RE: Why do women over 30 just turn into asexual beings ?
aloy3313  Wrote:
35 views !!!

I only posted this 1 minute ago?

The law of inverse relevance.

The more your thread sucks, the more views it gets.
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Michael Alan Keith
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04-14-2012 11:34 PM

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RE: Why do women over 30 just turn into asexual beings ?
You could not be more wrong, OP.

Don't equate your own failures with someone elses frigidity.

The argument is completely debunked with a single word.



Viagra
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Free Range Humans
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RE: Why do women over 30 just turn into asexual beings ?
When the only men their age that can still get it up are chasing 18 year old girls instead of women their own age?
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Vlad
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04-14-2012 11:36 PM

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RE: Why do women over 30 just turn into asexual beings ?
aloy3313  Wrote:
35 views !!!

I only posted this 1 minute ago?

Sex, Libido my Friend.
I try 2 be a nice apple, but ai ai..

I fall the moment I meet Her, so is sex, core is sex...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ3r-rXUA...ure=relmfu
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pie
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RE: Why do women over 30 just turn into asexual beings ?
WOMEN ARE ALSO SO GIRLY WTF IS UP WITH THAt!
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RE: Why do women over 30 just turn into asexual beings ?
pie  Wrote:
aloy3313  Wrote:
35 views !!!

I only posted this 1 minute ago?

The law of inverse relevance.

The more your thread sucks, the more views it gets.

Lmao
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aloy3313
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RE: Why do women over 30 just turn into asexual beings ?
Buster  Wrote:
You could not be more wrong, OP.

Don't equate your own failures with someone elses frigidity.

The argument is completely debunked with a single word.



Viagra

Thanks for your comment but I'm happily married for 21 years, have 2 boys and still f*ck often.

As I run 2-3 miles and row 4000 metres 4 times a week I don't need viagra.
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