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Woman Impregnated At Motorhead Concert Seeks Father On Craigslist
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04-16-2012 12:59 AM

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If you're a dude with a red Mohawk who recently got lucky at a Motörhead/Megadeth concert in the bathroom at the Aragon Ballroom in Chicago — or if you know a dude who matches such a description — you totally need to keep checking the Missed Connections section on Craigslist. The woman with whom you had an encounter has something that was left behind.

"Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert? - w4m - 28 (Aragon Ballroom)," reads the anonymous post that was live through Thursday:

Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.

You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.

The poster then goes on to describe in detail the passionate encounter — the NSFW reproduction you can find here via the Fuse website, which initially spotted the post. Suffice it to say, the couple did not qualify to post their encounter on the Where Did You Wear It? – Planned Parenthood's Foursquare-of-condom-use website. So …

Anyway I'm pregnant. It's yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child's life.

Rather than judging this young woman — and you know you are, jerk — let's help her out. Consider the near impossible odds of the Craigslist Missed Connections for reconnecting with any random encounter.


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RE: Woman Impregnated At Motorhead Concert Seeks Father On Craigslist
:jptdknpa:And they say romance is dead.Jptdknpa
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RE: Woman Impregnated At Motorhead Concert Seeks Father On Craigslist
Well at least she's trying to contact the father.
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RE: Woman Impregnated At Motorhead Concert Seeks Father On Craigslist
Gross. Crabs will be the Godmother of the kid.
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RE: Woman Impregnated At Motorhead Concert Seeks Father On Craigslist
I was at the Metallica/MegaDeth concert at Aragon, but that was a long time ago, whew
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RE: Woman Impregnated At Motorhead Concert Seeks Father On Craigslist
Jptdknpa

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04-16-2012 01:18 AM

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RE: Woman Impregnated At Motorhead Concert Seeks Father On Craigslist
reminds me of:

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but at least red mohawks, tattoos and piercings are not genetically passed down!!

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This Sig is Censored.
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RE: Woman Impregnated At Motorhead Concert Seeks Father On Craigslist
LoP Guest  Wrote:
Well at least she's trying to contact the father.

Too bad she couldn't at least be responsible enough to not get knocked up in the first place. She will make a wonderful mother I'm sure.

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Jptdknpa

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My reaction exactly....

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RE: Woman Impregnated At Motorhead Concert Seeks Father On Craigslist
is that Ttowngirl ?

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RE: Woman Impregnated At Motorhead Concert Seeks Father On Craigslist
Can anyone say child support payments?
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is that Ttowngirl ?

Jptdknpa

Jptdknpa Silver tube top was overflowing.....

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RE: Woman Impregnated At Motorhead Concert Seeks Father On Craigslist
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Can anyone say child support payments?

Which is f*ckin bullshit. Not only should he not have to pay a f*ckin dime, neither should you and I when she heads down to pick up her WIC checks.

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RE: Woman Impregnated At Motorhead Concert Seeks Father On Craigslist
"And Son, this is How I met your mother"
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