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Yahweh Discussion.
"The Beast"
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Post: #1
devil Yahweh Discussion.
<< Job 9:23 >> (King James Version) If the scourge slay suddenly, he [Yahweh] will laugh at the trial [suffering] of the innocent.

Laughing at the suffering of the innocent is an asshole thing to do. Period.
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Gibbie
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RE: Yahweh is an asshole!
&amp;amp;quot;The
Beast&amp;amp;quot;
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<< Job 9:23 >> (King James Version) If the scourge slay suddenly, he [Yahweh] will laugh at the trial [suffering] of the innocent.

Laughing at the suffering of the innocent is an asshole thing to do. Period.

CONTEXT!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK7P7uZFf5o

Challenge your programming.
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CUE the LOP

atheist asshole hit parade
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czygyny
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03-16-2012 03:05 AM

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Post: #4
RE: Yahweh is an asshole!
Read it in context you twit. This is Job speaking ill of YHWH and he is chastised by it later by Him when He comes to address Job and his friends for their false accusations and assessments of His nature.
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RE: Yahweh is an asshole!
Gibbie  Wrote:
&amp;amp;quot;The
Beast&amp;amp;quot;
 Wrote:
<< Job 9:23 >> (King James Version) If the scourge slay suddenly, he [Yahweh] will laugh at the trial [suffering] of the innocent.

Laughing at the suffering of the innocent is an asshole thing to do. Period.

CONTEXT!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK7P7uZFf5o

LmaoLmaoLmao

Yeah, that's a good one! Here's another:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB3g6mXLEKk
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STOPPITT
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03-16-2012 03:09 AM

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RE: Yahweh is an asshole!
Job learned his lesson.
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03-16-2012 03:12 AM

 



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RE: Yahweh is an asshole!
czygyny  Wrote:
Read it in context you twit. This is Job speaking ill of YHWH and he is chastised by it later by Him when He comes to address Job and his friends for their false accusations and assessments of His nature.

I don't think so, twit! Job was a righteous man and Yahweh decided to destroy him 'without cause'. Killed off his entire family just to win a bet. MAJOR ASSHOLE!
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RE: Yahweh is an asshole!
czygyny  Wrote:
Read it in context you twit. This is Job speaking ill of YHWH and he is chastised by it later by Him when He comes to address Job and his friends for their false accusations and assessments of His nature.

In what context do you read the Levitical rules which command women leave civilization during their period of menstruation not to return until they have performed a cleansing ritual which includes the sacrifice of doves?
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03-16-2012 03:15 AM

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RE: Yahweh is an asshole!
&amp;amp;quot;The
Beast&amp;amp;quot;
 Wrote:
<< Job 9:23 >> (King James Version) If the scourge slay suddenly, he [Yahweh] will laugh at the trial [suffering] of the innocent.

Laughing at the suffering of the innocent is an asshole thing to do. Period.

God is a man-eater. For this reason, men are sacrificed to him. Before men were sacrificed, animals were being sacrificed, since those to whom they were sacrificed were not gods. (Gospel of Philip, Nag Hammadi)




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If it seeketh, expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!!

If an entity were not judgmental and if an entity were not controlling then it would have no need to be either just nor "merciful" in the first place now would it!? - Cosmah
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RE: Yahweh is an asshole!
STOPPITT  Wrote:
Job learned his lesson.

What lesson? To not be righteous any more? Because that's what he was when Yahoo decided to destroy him without cause, inflict him with disease, kill all his livestock and murder all his children just to see if he would still be loyal. Now that's an EVIL f*ck!
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RE: Yahweh is an asshole!
LoP Guest  Wrote:
czygyny  Wrote:
Read it in context you twit. This is Job speaking ill of YHWH and he is chastised by it later by Him when He comes to address Job and his friends for their false accusations and assessments of His nature.

I don't think so, twit! Job was a righteous man and Yahweh decided to destroy him 'without cause'. Killed off his entire family just to win a bet. MAJOR ASSHOLE!
God was letting the devil test Job's faith because he already knew Job would never falter. Later Job was rewarded seven fold and more all that he had lost for being true.

It wasn't a bet, it was a Promise.
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Gibbie
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RE: Yahweh is an asshole!
STOPPITT  Wrote:
LoP Guest  Wrote:
czygyny  Wrote:
Read it in context you twit. This is Job speaking ill of YHWH and he is chastised by it later by Him when He comes to address Job and his friends for their false accusations and assessments of His nature.

I don't think so, twit! Job was a righteous man and Yahweh decided to destroy him 'without cause'. Killed off his entire family just to win a bet. MAJOR ASSHOLE!
God was letting the devil test Job's faith because he already knew Job would never falter. Later Job was rewarded seven fold and more all that he had lost for being true.

It wasn't a bet, it was a Promise.

I missed the part where Job's wife and kids were resurrected

Challenge your programming.
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03-16-2012 03:19 AM

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RE: Yahweh is an asshole!
Study your history. Before the Bible.

Yahweh is the shadow side of all of us.

It's interesting how the Bible has the worst and best of humanity (Yahweh and Jesus) in one book that has changed the course of human history.

The ancients had it right.

The ancients before the bible, I mean.

And it's all good. We are all humans in this together, feeling and wondering the same things.

Well that's my intuition. And I trust the brain and heart that the Creator gave me with all due respect.

gah

vv

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Cosmah
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RE: Yahweh is an asshole!
Uh, that Yahweh thing killed all life on earth. ("Great Flood", anyone?) That about says it all. Where's your "context" now? 'Oh, but, but, everything' on Earth was evil'. Yah, right.

Some people will justify murder in just about any way they can.

~ Prana ~
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03-16-2012 03:22 AM

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RE: Yahweh is an asshole!

Grand High Pope of the Discordian Church of the blessed Dobbs head.
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