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**Whateva** lop guest User ID: 107567 10-01-2012 06:28 PM

I'd like to ask what your First initial thought is when you see a pair of jehova's witness step out of their car and make their way to your front door is?
How do you deal with them AFTER you asked them 'sternly' the previous saturday they came that;

" I don't appreciate you just showing up at 10:am & i don't want to discuss this stuff on my turf,let's do it on your turf from now on"

They same dude showed up again,and i was sooo pissed they did'nt heed my previous saturday's demand that the roomate went out there and delt with them.
Now i am going to be dealing with them myself and it might get truly ugly next sat,so before i get crass what are some more less mature thoughts on my next religious
little 'one(me) on two(them) gathering'?
Thanks!

**Mike** lop guest User ID: 94568 10-01-2012 06:31 PM

Answering the door armed would likely prevent this.

**hotdog nobun**

when I see that I honestly think the same thing as when a salesman comes up to the door. "aw hell, here we go, the next five minutes are lost forever"

~~Jedi Knight Stevus~~

My dog can reach the driveway and the front door. plus they don't venture out in the country very often.

**Mike** lop guest User ID: 94568 10-01-2012 06:35 PM

Honestly though, I practically never answer my door under any circumstances unless I was expecting company. I despise unannounced visits, I find it to be quite rude - so I usually don't even give a knock on my door any thought or acknowledgement unless I know someone was coming by.

**hill hermit** lop guest User ID: 124706 10-01-2012 06:38 PM

Answer the door butt naked with your erect cock in one hand and a bottle of jack in the other. "Come on in guys, let's party."

Should be the last you see of them.

Or just say that you do not want them on your property. Video it.
If the same a-hole comes back sic the law on them for criminal trespass.

~~Jedi Knight Stevus~~

hill hermit Wrote:

Answer the door butt naked with your erect cock in one hand and a bottle of jack in the other. "Come on in guys, let's party."

Should be the last you see of them.

Or just say that you do not want them on your property. Video it.
If the same a-hole comes back sic the law on them for criminal trespass.

I would scream at them "GET THE f*ck OUT OR I WILL STAB YOU IN THE ASS WITH MY ERECT PENIS"

**Mike** lop guest User ID: 94568 10-01-2012 06:41 PM

If you want to have some fun, prepare for the occasion and answer the door wearing black slacks, white short sleeve dress shirt with tie and a backpack.

**Blipiddy Blop** lop guest User ID: 107567 10-01-2012 07:27 PM

Mike Wrote:

If you want to have some fun, prepare for the occasion and answer the door wearing black slacks, white short sleeve dress shirt with tie and a backpack.

What does than exactly represent? I never heard anything about that attire.

Jedi Knight Stevus Wrote:

Or just say that you do not want them on your property. Video it.
If the same a-hole comes back sic the law on them for criminal trespass.

This is where i am aiming at, thinking of restraining order.

Jedi Knight Stevus Wrote:

lmao: I would scream at them "GET THE f*ck OUT OR I WILL STAB YOU IN THE ASS WITH MY ERECT PENIS"

That's f'n hilarious!!

Mike Wrote:

Honestly though, I practically never answer my door under any circumstances unless I was expecting company. I despise unannounced visits, I find it to be quite rude - so I usually don't even give a knock on my door any thought or acknowledgement unless I know someone was coming by.

Yes, i know exactly how you feel about despising the unannounced! Thing is though, i was working on my car when the poops in white clothing nusianced themsleves.

hotdog nobun Wrote:

when I see that I honestly think"aw hell, here we go, the next five minutes are lost forever"

Totally^^!
But I also am going to be quite original in my chat, i am going to demand the address where they live,then if aquiring restraining order is to much a pain i will just go bang on their HOME door at 1:am friday and tell them all about my testamony of my spreading the 'Good news' and what a great beer i had at the bar tonight..i'll see if how ignored 'demands' that i leave will be felt when i return the next friday@1:am again with my beer drinking preachers..

**RoseRed** · **RoseRed** Passion & Pain User ID: 101010 10-01-2012 07:39 PM **Posts: 1,716**

Jedi Knight Stevus Wrote:

hill hermit Wrote:
Answer the door butt naked with your erect cock in one hand and a bottle of jack in the other. "Come on in guys, let's party."

Should be the last you see of them.

Or just say that you do not want them on your property. Video it.
If the same a-hole comes back sic the law on them for criminal trespass.

I would scream at them "GET THE f*ck OUT OR I WILL STAB YOU IN THE ASS WITH MY ERECT PENIS"

LMAO!!!!

I usually don't answer the door. My husband will, but I tell him he needs to go outside and talk to them 'cause I don't wanna be bothered with listening to them. Why he talks with them, I don't know. They're nice people and all, but good grief, I'm capable of making my own decisions regarding beliefs and don't need someone trying to get me on board with theirs. Plus they go on and on ad nauseam.

A friend of mine use to tell them she was a Satan worshiper. They never tried to convert her...I guess it was the way she said it that scared them off, lol...they'd always just leave. chuckle

**Mike** lop guest User ID: 94568 10-01-2012 07:42 PM

Blipiddy Blop Wrote:

Mike Wrote:
If you want to have some fun, prepare for the occasion and answer the door wearing black slacks, white short sleeve dress shirt with tie and a backpack.
What does than exactly represent? I never heard anything about that attire.

That's how the Mormon missionaries who ride around on bike or walk about on foot all day long proselytizing folks dress. chuckle

**Pope Frank**

What goes through my mind is that I am about to get some really cool literature for free. The Watchtower really is some good reading.

Cheer

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 107567 10-01-2012 07:48 PM

Blipiddy Blop Wrote:

What does than exactly represent? I never heard anything about that attire.

Mike Wrote:

That's how the Mormon missionaries who ride around on bike or walk about on foot all day long proselytizing folks dress.

So,are you saying Mormons and jw's clash/are in opposition as religions?

**Mike** lop guest User ID: 94568 10-01-2012 07:49 PM

If you do answer, ask if they think they'll be one of the 144,000 chuckle

**Pope Frank**

Mike Wrote:

Blipiddy Blop Wrote:
Mike Wrote:
If you want to have some fun, prepare for the occasion and answer the door wearing black slacks, white short sleeve dress shirt with tie and a backpack.
What does than exactly represent? I never heard anything about that attire.

That's how the Mormon missionaries who ride around on bike or walk about on foot all day long proselytizing folks dress.

The Mormons are the only religion that ever gave me a bible for free.