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**Luvapottamus**

Frodgers Wrote:

I have been getting pudgier and fatter lately...with no exercise !

Me too, with BEER.

It's like magic!

I'll be all stocked up for the spring famine.

Cheer

**daisy** lop guest User ID: 48475 08-20-2012 05:24 AM

ThreshingSword Wrote:

Ah yes. By the sheer power of my mind I have whittled myself down to a size 2 with washboard abs, a booty that would put a Bond girl to shame and a killer biceps.

And then I woke up.

actually its all mind over matter. you can do that if you really want to.

We can do pretty much anything if we set our minds on the right track.

And I am not just speaking from my own personal experience, I have a friend that wanted what you described as well and she did it. Perseverance and discipline and of course a very strong vision.

Cheer

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 66934 08-20-2012 05:24 AM

yeah, I call it the stress diet, you don't have to do anything at all, and you magically lose weight.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 115665 08-20-2012 05:25 AM

Yes, but I quit eating grass products, like bread.

**TheLOVETroll**

LoP Guest Wrote:

Yes, but I quit eating grass products, like bread.

And the other grass product that makes you crave funyuns and cheetos.

**Vlad**

ArchNemesis Wrote:

No. That would be your meth diet.

That´s no joke Jptdknpa

Sweetest Girl ever Tissue

is on yaba, fit as they come.

She most careing Female I ever met, so sometimes no logic in crazy stuff.
Hated me drinking, and not go danceing with Her, but if Honest She as lost as I was(3bottles alko a day), and sober doomed

She exploded when I got jealous of Her danceing habit, and called Her drugthing out to Police >Friend Hiding3

It´s pure shite even if She seemed 2 handle it ok.

**TheLOVETroll**

Vlad Wrote:

ArchNemesis Wrote:
No. That would be your meth diet.

That´s no joke
Sweetest Girl ever is on yaba, fit as they come.

She most careing Female I ever met, so sometimes no logic in crazy stuff.
Hated me drinking, and not go danceing with Her, but if Honest She as lost as I was(3bottles alko a day), and sober

She exploded when I got jealous of Her danceing habit, and called Her drugthing out to Police >Friend

It´s pure shite even if She seemed 2 handle it ok.

Here all the chicks take phentermine... Basically legal amphetamines. They give em out like candy.

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 48475 08-20-2012 05:32 AM

Here's the math/formula

70% is what you are not eating...

15% is what you are eating

15% exercise

the solution is to clear out all the chemicals and junk foods so the the body can perform the way it was intended to; like a machine.

I am the crazy person that jogs at 4:30 am and then uses few trees in the local park to work out on and develop upper strength. You need to be able to scale and climb a tree. With no help.

Everyone should be able to lift their own body weight effortlessly and without injury.

If you can't scale a 7 ft wall you have some work to do.

WATER is your friend.

good night. chuckle

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 115650 08-20-2012 05:33 AM

Luvapottamus Wrote:

Frodgers Wrote:
I have been getting pudgier and fatter lately...with no exercise !

Me too, with BEER.

It's like magic!

I'll be all stocked up for the spring famine.

That is a doomtrds word to the wise ^^

or a word to the wise to us doomtards?

yeah.. so any way

warm beer sucks so when the SHTF make sure you can keep ur beer cold

**daisy** lop guest User ID: 48475 08-20-2012 05:33 AM

Here's the math/formula

70% is what you are not eating...

15% is what you are eating

15% exercise

the solution is to clear out all the chemicals and junk foods so the the body can perform the way it was intended to; like a machine.

I am the crazy person that jogs at 4:30 am and then uses few trees in the local park to work out on and develop upper strength. You need to be able to scale and climb a tree. With no help.

Everyone should be able to lift their own body weight effortlessly and without injury.

If you can't scale a 7 ft wall you have some work to do.

WATER is your friend.

good night. chuckle

at 4:30 am its always darkest before the dawn... that is when it happens. Hiding

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 112057 08-20-2012 05:35 AM

I keep trying to get fat but cannot .

**LoP Guest** lop guest User ID: 94687 08-20-2012 05:37 AM

LoP Guest Wrote:

yeah, I call it the stress diet, you don't have to do anything at all, and you magically lose weight.

And then your adrenals crash and your thyroid along with them, which puts you in an acute opposite situation because your hormones and metabolism become all mucked up. When one's adrenals are exhausted and not producing cortisol, which causes other hormones to be out of balance, the weight will pack on no matter what you eat or how much you exercise.

Ask me how I know. chuckle

**Luvapottamus**

LoP Guest Wrote:

I keep trying to get fat but cannot .

50% BEER
50% Ice cream

and only drink soda pop when you're hungover.

It'll make the hangover much worse too, so you won't accidentally exercise.

Cheer

**TheLOVETroll**

Luvapottamus Wrote:

LoP Guest Wrote:
I keep trying to get fat but cannot .

50% BEER
50% Ice cream

and only drink soda pop when you're hungover.

It'll make the hangover much worse too, so you won't accidentally exercise.

**mstra** lop guest User ID: 115596 08-20-2012 05:40 AM

I notice the body has been craving more hard work and exercise.