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best obituary ever
Lapis Lazuli
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04-13-2012 10:54 PM

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Post: #1
best obituary ever
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Blanchard, Michael "Flathead"
1944 ~ 2012
A Celebration of the life of Michael "Flathead" Blanchard will be held on April 14th, 3 pm 8160 Rosemary St, Commerce City. Weary of reading obituaries noting someone's courageous battle with death, Mike wanted it known that he died as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctors' orders and raising hell for more than six decades. He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died.

Mike was born July 1944 in Colorado to Clyde and Ethel Blanchard. A community activist, he is noted for saving the Dr. Justina Ford house from demolition and defending those who could not defend themselves. He was a Republican delegate, life member of the NRA, founder and President of the Dead Cats MC. He loved music.

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/denverp...=156944598
(This post was last modified: 04-13-2012 10:54 PM by Lapis Lazuli.)
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czygyny
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04-13-2012 11:01 PM

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