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***breaking....new evidence that Jesus had a wife.....
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stars ***breaking....new evidence that Jesus had a wife.....

i wish i knew him, i wonder if i am like him, i wonder if i will ever know
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Hen peck marks on the shroud?

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My conclusion is that if Jesus had a wife, she would have been written about.
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http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/7701...us-married

A previously unknown scrap of ancient papyrus written in ancient Egyptian Coptic includes the words: "Jesus said to them, my wife," - a discovery likely to renew a fierce debate in the Christian world over whether Jesus was married

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LoP Guest  Wrote:
My conclusion is that if Jesus had a wife, she would have been written about.

She was, hence the scroll.
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My conclusion is that if Jesus had a wife, she would have been written about.

Heaps was written about Mary Magdelane, his wife.
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now we gotta go rush into an embassy and protest in the streets all over the world ahhhhhhhhhhhh
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Many who study the bible and theology have suggested the wedding ceremony in which Jesus turned water to wine was his own as indicated by the seating arrangements and who was present from his family.

When the bible was put together from the books/scrolls available some 350 years after the time of Christ they discarded what they didn't want and altered slightly what they did like.

They turned Jesus from being a man and being able to do things we all could do if we followed the most basic of instructions to being the only son of God and he did all of the transformations healing and miracles because he was the son of God.

This is actually is contrary to what is written as Jesus was always telling people anyone could do what he could do. Afterwards that was relegated to the works of Witchcraft and modern Christians are taught not to do it themselves but entreat God to do it for them, which is also contrary to the written word.

To reread the Book of John in this light reveals that Jesus was encouraging the populous to use the power of total belief to influence and bend the matrix. Often it was the participants that produced the miracles and he praised them for their great faith, not faith in God but faith in their belief that was able to override the normal course of things.

After the council of Nicea a new religion based on control over large groups of people was formed by men who wrote out any of the equality of Women from Christianity and made sure people who performed miracles as Jesus did were to be labeled Witches and were not be allowed to live on the command of God.

Yes the were a bunch of f*cking bastards and they wrote up a new religion and called it Christianity, designed to control the masses with fear and guilt.
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The Lucky AC  Wrote:
LoP Guest  Wrote:
My conclusion is that if Jesus had a wife, she would have been written about.

She was, hence the scroll.

Rofl

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thecanadianactivist  Wrote:
draw your own conclusions......


http://www.livescience.com/23284-jesus-w...gests.html

i don't have to read it, it would be perfectly natural for a first century nazarene his age to be married,
if in fact he existed and wasn't allegory, which i believe he was Jhikpghf
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There is already a thread on this so maybe someone can combine them...the bride of Christ is the church...
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There is already a thread on this so maybe someone can combine them...the bride of Christ is the church...

I posted a thread, this one was first !
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I┴∀NIW∩˥˥Iʞ  Wrote:
now we gotta go rush into an embassy and protest in the streets all over the world ahhhhhhhhhhhh

BumpBump Insult to Christians!!! Throw Feathers at your nearest embassy! ... (Irony)

"Now to the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only God, be honor and glory for ever and ever. Amen." 1 Timothy 1:17

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB-FoOoGu3Y

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Merky  Wrote:
http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/7701...us-married

A previously unknown scrap of ancient papyrus written in ancient Egyptian Coptic includes the words: "Jesus said to them, my wife," - a discovery likely to renew a fierce debate in the Christian world over whether Jesus was married

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And that filmmaker was coptic what a coincidence!

This bullshit draws no bounds. Now people are going to run around saying "I'm descended from Jesus!"

Disclosure: Jesus (tammuz) did have a wife named Inanna. Apparently that was his grandmother.

Yeshua had no wife.
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The Lucky AC  Wrote:
After the council of Nicea a new religion based on control over large groups of people was formed by men who wrote out any of the equality of Women from Christianity and made sure people who performed miracles as Jesus did were to be labeled Witches and were not be allowed to live on the command of God.

Yes the were a bunch of f*cking bastards and they wrote up a new religion and called it Christianity, designed to control the masses with fear and guilt.

**Edited for brevity only**

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