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i found Jesus
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heart i found Jesus
in a Gay bar just outside Guadalajara.

Anon
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rentgirl
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05-12-2012 06:02 AM

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RE: i found Jesus
wear a condom Anon
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Louie1257
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RE: i found Jesus
If this is a "bait thread" you are using the wrong bait

lol
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05-12-2012 06:06 AM

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RE: i found Jesus
Louie1257  Wrote:
If this is a "bait thread" you are using the wrong bait

lol

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"The truth can be found in a lie but a lie cannot be found in the truth." - O.T.P.

"The Law of Life minus finite (Life - f = Lie) dictates that the best place to hide the truth is in a Lie." - O.T.P.
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RE: i found Jesus
rentgirl  Wrote:
wear a condom Anon

muchos gracias!!!!



chuckle
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RE: i found Jesus
ZeroToad  Wrote:
Louie1257  Wrote:
If this is a "bait thread" you are using the wrong bait

lol

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05-12-2012 06:27 AM

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RE: i found Jesus
I bet you mohammed and mozes were there too!

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05-12-2012 06:32 AM

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Post: #8
RE: i found Jesus
my husband wants to know what the hispanic people say when something goes wrong...
do they say JESUS! or do they say HEYZEUS?

im really not sure and its not like i want to just go up and ask them...
now im curious.

im not being racist here.i thought it was a good question.
id never thought of it before...but he did.
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NutzMcTaffy
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05-12-2012 06:34 AM

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RE: i found Jesus
matthew 5:9 Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God

I wont sling mud... but I understand why you do

Everytime we feel like we are "drowning" is life's situations... don't worry our savior walks on water

A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials.
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RE: i found Jesus
LoP Guest  Wrote:
in a Gay bar just outside Guadalajara.

Anon

Wait - There are GAY Mexicans?

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RE: i found Jesus
NutzMcTaffy  Wrote:
matthew 5:9 Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God

I wont sling mud... but I understand why you do

nope

youre slinging mud and not keeping peace.

jokes to expose judgement IS keeping the peace.



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05-12-2012 08:32 AM

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RE: i found Jesus
I'm just curious...

If I hate on this thread, would I be considered a religious basher, a gay basher, a racist, a suffragette, or just an insufferable troll?

I'm not really sure about the rules on something like this...

Please advise, in care of Acme Legal Services, Inc. I'd really hate to be sued, bro...

Here... as a token of good faith...

Heartflowers

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RE: i found Jesus
LoP Guest  Wrote:
in a Gay bar just outside Guadalajara.

Anon

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RE: i found Jesus
goldenfleeced  Wrote:
I'm just curious...

If I hate on this thread, would I be considered a religious basher, a gay basher, a racist, a suffragette, or just an insufferable troll?

I'm not really sure about the rules on something like this...

Please advise, in care of Acme Legal Services, Inc. I'd really hate to be sued, bro...

Here... as a token of good faith...

Heartflowers

Comedy Gold!!!

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05-12-2012 08:51 AM

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RE: i found Jesus
goldenfleeced  Wrote:
I'm just curious...

If I hate on this thread, would I be considered a religious basher, a gay basher, a racist, a suffragette, or just an insufferable troll?

I'm not really sure about the rules on something like this...

Please advise, in care of Acme Legal Services, Inc. I'd really hate to be sued, bro...

Here... as a token of good faith...

Heartflowers


Make up your own rules - remeber He trusted you with this

good to see you

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