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my gf is with an old man named bob watching...
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my gf is with an old man named bob watching...
watching interview with the vampire loool!!!

She expects me to believe this stupid lie. Typically when I call her she answers jubilantly and with extreme happiness. She answered the phone and was quiet and seemed like she had been caught.

Then later she texts "sorry was watching a movie with a family friend" coincidently we saw her neighbor shirtless after mowing the grass and they had a tiny conversation while we were walking to her place. Then 4 nights later shes having dinner with her dad's best friend Bob watching interview with the vampire....watching a vampire flick with a 50 year old man........RIIIGGGGGHHHHTTTTTT because thats what most 23 year old chicks do on FRIDAY nights



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Tomarrow I'm a new person. I got new outfits tonight and believe that I have a new style. I feel different but I'm also single. It sucks but it feels great
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Tomarrow I'm a new person. I got new outfits tonight and believe that I have a new style. I feel different but I'm also single. It sucks but it feels great

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I'm sorry, new outfits?

Lmao

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Don't worry, Bob's cool.
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08-25-2012 07:42 AM

 



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ughhhhhhh



Tomarrow I'm a new person. I got new outfits tonight and believe that I have a new style. I feel different but I'm also single. It sucks but it feels great

Jptdknpa

I'm sorry, new outfits?

Lmao
FYCK YA! You've never felt rejuvenated by finding and buying a couple new outfits that you felt and looked awesome in? Clothes are still underrated in how you feel. Remember, clothes affect human senses. They affect sight and feel. People's sight and your feel. Clothes are very important. When you were clothes that feeel loose and wonderful and look wonderful then you are a changed person. Absolutely....it's not mundane. Clothes are important to humanity
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ughhhhhhh



Tomarrow I'm a new person. I got new outfits tonight and believe that I have a new style. I feel different but I'm also single. It sucks but it feels great

Jptdknpa

I'm sorry, new outfits?

Lmao
lol...I paused there also. Hope things work out for you OP :)
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FYCK YA! You've never felt rejuvenated by finding and buying a couple new outfits that you felt and looked awesome in? Clothes are still underrated in how you feel. Remember, clothes affect human senses. They affect sight and feel. People's sight and your feel. Clothes are very important. When you were clothes that feeel loose and wonderful and look wonderful then you are a changed person. Absolutely....it's not mundane. Clothes are important to humanity

Jptdknpa

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08-25-2012 07:45 AM

 



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RE: my gf is with an old man named bob watching...
time to dump her.

A) She's cheating on you with a 50 year old guy.

B) She's got daddy issues with her father and hangs out with 50 year old guys.

C) Shes got daddy issues and is cheating on you with a 50 year old guy.


Either way she's got to go. Next time, pick up girls at some other place besides the bar at 2am or the strip club.

You are welcome in advance.
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08-25-2012 07:49 AM

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Should have told her you love that movie. You're putting on your tights and you'll be right over.

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men dont buy "new outfits"...they pick up some clothes now and then

metrosexual fine amourous guys who watch jersey shore buy "outfits"

unless ofcourse your raiding a village, even then, your getting "out fitted"

perhaps the old guy knows something and your ex likes guys who don't ponder the sailor or the cowboy get up

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RE: my gf is with an old man named bob watching...
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FYCK YA! You've never felt rejuvenated by finding and buying a couple new outfits that you felt and looked awesome in? Clothes are still underrated in how you feel. Remember, clothes affect human senses. They affect sight and feel. People's sight and your feel. Clothes are very important. When you were clothes that feeel loose and wonderful and look wonderful then you are a changed person. Absolutely....it's not mundane. Clothes are important to humanity

Jptdknpa
what about a nice pair of tight pants to show off a nice ass!!!
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RE: my gf is with an old man named bob watching...
Maybe she is hanging out with 50 year old men because her boyfriend is rejuvenated by buying new outfits. chuckle

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RE: my gf is with an old man named bob watching...
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time to dump her.

A) She's cheating on you with a 50 year old guy.

B) She's got daddy issues with her father and hangs out with 50 year old guys.

C) Shes got daddy issues and is cheating on you with a 50 year old guy.


Either way she's got to go. Next time, pick up girls at some other place besides the bar at 2am or the strip club.

You are welcome in advance.

Ha.
Cheers
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RE: my gf is with an old man named bob watching...
I'm thinking ass chaps with a leather tuscadero
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I'm thinking ass chaps with a leather tuscadero

not that theres anything wrong with that
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FYCK YA! You've never felt rejuvenated by finding and buying a couple new outfits that you felt and looked awesome in? Clothes are still underrated in how you feel. Remember, clothes affect human senses. They affect sight and feel. People's sight and your feel. Clothes are very important. When you were clothes that feeel loose and wonderful and look wonderful then you are a changed person. Absolutely....it's not mundane. Clothes are important to humanity

Jptdknpa
what about a nice pair of tight pants to show off a nice ass!!!
JptdknpaJptdknpaJptdknpa
muscle teesssssss
Jptdknpa

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