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**Oh Bother :P**

pays 30$ an hour

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/collingwo...1008226246

Jptdknpa

**eclipsed**

bizarre/// doomed

**xenoverse**

Someone should accept the job so they can go to the person's house and slap them stupid.

**evilolive** · (This post was last modified: 10-19-2012 02:03 PM by evilolive.)

Totally in.
Oh shit though a real owl suit ok well lets just assume there is more required to this roleplay than we can see in text.

**Oh Bother :P**

eclipsed Wrote:

bizarre///

I'm still laughing and a friend of mine is going to inquire about the job. Jptdknpa

I swear he'll wear the owl costume and even hoot every now and then if need be.

**eclipsed**

Oh Bother :P Wrote:

eclipsed Wrote:
bizarre///

I'm still laughing and a friend of mine is going to inquire about the job. I swear he'll wear the owl costume and even hoot every now and then if need be.

**Wolf Pup**

Would you really want this stareing at you during the night?:

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**A2k** · **A2k** edgy and antisocial User ID: 128337 10-19-2012 02:51 PM **Posts: 860**

for $40 an hour i'd wear the owl suit and chuckle

even take my own perch.

**Oh Bother :P**

A2k Wrote:

for $40 an hour i'd wear the owl suit and even take my own perch.

But I have to wonder, what is that crazy bitches day job???? It must pay well.

**Oh Bother :P**

sipping the morning coffee and still giggling chuckle

**SpaceyOne**

The ad has been taken offline. What did it say?

They either filled it, or got too many applicants from a place called Lunatic Outpost.

chuckle

**HorribleMetalBits**

it was the sound-effects that did me in

**Oh Bother :P** · (This post was last modified: 10-19-2012 11:58 PM by Oh Bother :P.)

SpaceyOne Wrote:

The ad has been taken offline. What did it say?

They either filled it, or got too many applicants from a place called Lunatic Outpost.

Taken down? ooow.

It was an add for a night watcher.

The requirements were to sit and watch a girl sleep between the hours of 11pm and 6am. She would prefer if the person wore an owl suit as they in her mind are the night watchers and that would make her feel at eaze. If they wore the owl suit she would pay 40 dollars an hour. Therewere to be no meal breaks aside from a snack bar which had to be eaten with their back to her even if she was sleeping. Toilet breaks could not be had in the first two hours only serious applicant need apply job might suit actor.

**SpaceyOne**

Lol. You should contact her and ask her to share the perverted replies she got with us. Extra laughs.

I want a job like that. I hope she has plans to franchise and set up bedrooms in other states.

chuckle

**eclipsed**

Oh Bother :P Wrote:

SpaceyOne Wrote:
The ad has been taken offline. What did it say?

They either filled it, or got too many applicants from a place called Lunatic Outpost.

Taken down? ooow.

It was an add for a night watcher.

The requirements were to sit and watch a girl sleep between the hours of 11pm and 6am. She would prefer if the person wore an owl suit as they in her mind are the night watchers and that would make her feel at eaze. If they wore the owl suit she would pay 40 dollars an hour. Therewere to be no meal breaks aside from a snack bar which had to be eaten with their back to her even if she was sleeping. Toilet breaks could not be had in the first two hours only serious applicant need apply job might suit actor.

the funniest part for me was where she says U dont HAVE to wear an owl suit but she requires them to at least paste a FEATHER or two to their forehead.

no shit