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If Batman were President
Blue Dude
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09-12-2017 06:50 PM

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Post: #1
If Batman were President
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1. We would save a fortune on Secret Service Agents, he wouldn't need them.

2. No one could steal our nuclear codes, they have to take them from f*cking Batman... OK..maybe the Joker or Catwoman...but they would be safe.

3. We'd have our first President named Bruce.

4. A lot of people would wear batman t-shirts and antifa would beat them.

5. Twitter would ban people from saying "Pow!" and "Bam!"

6. There would be pictures of Batman in all our schools and public buildings.

7. People would take America more seriously with a comic book hero as President.

8. Robin would be the only boy in tights allowed into the White House.

9. Robert DiNiro would want to punch Batman, but that pu$$y would back down quick.

10. The Flash would no longer be Anthony Weiner's nickname.
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09-12-2017 07:34 PM

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RE: If Batman were President
You only need to vote once for the Rhino Party. If elected, the Rhinoceros Party of Canada has promised to:

Repeal the law of gravity
Promote higher education by building taller schools
Count the Thousand Islands to make sure the Americans didn’t steal any[9]
Reform the retail lottery scheme by replacing cash prizes with Senate appointments
Seat the Queen of Canada in Buckingham, Quebec.
Nationalize Tim Hortons[10]
Move the national capital to Kapuskasing, Ontario[10]
Privatize the Canadian Army
Make gluten free items illegal
Will conduct a nationwide Justin Bieber album burning
Legalize all drugs
Ban IKEA and Android phones
Allow every Canadian to vote in the Hong Kong Chief Executive election, 2017
A rhinoceros for every Canadian Citizen
Trade embargo with the US.
Build a wall between the US and Canada
Abolish the idea of "equality"
Buy a bunch of Pepsi to stop riots
Change the Canadian National Anthem to "Where is the Love?" by the Black Eyed Peas
Legalize Twerking
Demand higher insults on Trump
Mock Kim Jong Un
Demand higher importation of Sashimi
Ban the name "Jadon"
Everyone's name will be permanently changed to "Butt Saggington"
Ban resell of Jacob Sartorious albums

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RE: If Batman were President
I'll be running as a candidate in our nations capital region. Come on down and vote, twice even.

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09-12-2017 07:47 PM

 



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RE: If Batman were President
So the league of shadows would then the deep state?
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RE: If Batman were President
LoP Guest  Wrote: (09-12-2017 07:47 PM)
So the league of shadows would then the deep state?

And twist on the whole thing is Batman actually works WITH them.

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Blue Dude
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RE: If Batman were President
LoP Guest  Wrote: (09-12-2017 07:47 PM)
So the league of shadows would then the deep state?

No the deep state would still be communists calling themselves democrats. the league of shadows isn't at that level of evil. they probably wouldn't actually cheat at a debate for a position that was once held by George Washington...I mean seriously comic books don't go that low.
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Blue Dude
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RE: If Batman were President
BTW...I am not Batman. I am not talking about me.
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RE: If Batman were President
Super, man.
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RE: If Batman were President
Blue Dude  Wrote: (09-13-2017 03:59 PM)
BTW...I am not Batman. I am not talking about me.

Batman is not Superman or Dracula. Not Batman must be even more badass. And you can turn down the nomination to be Batman. Unreal
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RE: If Batman were President
Blue Dude  Wrote: (09-13-2017 03:59 PM)
BTW...I am not Batman. I am not talking about me.

Thanks for clearing that up.
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Blue Dude
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RE: If Batman were President
LoP Guest  Wrote: (09-13-2017 04:12 PM)
Blue Dude  Wrote: (09-13-2017 03:59 PM)
BTW...I am not Batman. I am not talking about me.

Batman is not Superman or Dracula. Not Batman must be even more badass. And you can turn down the nomination to be Batman. Unreal

How do you know Batman is not Superman or Dracula? Have you ever seen either of them together with Batman at the same time?

It could be a double-fake out. Or, it could all be Lex Luthor. I'm not sure.
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Blue Dude
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RE: If Batman were President
LoP Guest  Wrote: (09-13-2017 04:12 PM)
Blue Dude  Wrote: (09-13-2017 03:59 PM)
BTW...I am not Batman. I am not talking about me.

Thanks for clearing that up.

I have the black car and a mask. but, no it's not me.
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RE: If Batman were President
Blue Dude  Wrote: (09-13-2017 04:17 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (09-13-2017 04:12 PM)
Batman is not Superman or Dracula. Not Batman must be even more badass. And you can turn down the nomination to be Batman. Unreal

How do you know Batman is not Superman or Dracula? Have you ever seen either of them together with Batman at the same time?

It could be a double-fake out. Or, it could all be Lex Luthor. I'm not sure.

Okay. I honestly do not know what you can be at this point because God can break all sorts of molds so all i can add is spoken like a true Lex Luther supervisor and we can go from there.
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RE: If Batman were President
Superman would be first lady.
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Blue Dude
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RE: If Batman were President
LoP Guest  Wrote: (09-13-2017 04:20 PM)
Blue Dude  Wrote: (09-13-2017 04:17 PM)
How do you know Batman is not Superman or Dracula? Have you ever seen either of them together with Batman at the same time?

It could be a double-fake out. Or, it could all be Lex Luthor. I'm not sure.

Okay. I honestly do not know what you can be at this point because God can break all sorts of molds so all i can add is spoken like a true Lex Luther supervisor and we can go from there.

I find a Lex Luthor vs. Dracula story compelling. If the Universal Universe can do a cross over with the Justice League, this might work.

And Will Ferrel and Kevin Hart meet the Werewolf.
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