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Natural Light seeks intern to drink beer for money
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Natural Light seeks intern to drink beer for money

May 13 (UPI) -- Beer company Natural Light is seeking a paid intern to spend the summer sipping on beer and creating social media content.

The "Natty Light Summer Intern" will be called upon to act as a brand ambassador at various summer events, create viral social media content including weekly vlogs, conduct product research and keep the brand manager apprised of the latest social media trends....





If you like pisswater beer, this may be the job for you!

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Lol....
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It would be embarrassing to shill for such bad beer.

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Give me Sierra Nevada with a Natural Light label, I will shill for em
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mmmmm beer !


Does it include pizza ?
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It would be embarrassing to shill for such bad beer.

I'd do it.
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Natural Light? That's the sun's favorite beer.
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as a German I didn't know Natural Light is a beer company
took me a while
can you imagine my initial confusion?
for a brief moment I was seriously worried about you, Luv chuckle
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RE: Natural Light seeks intern to drink beer for money
singing spider  Wrote: (05-15-2019 08:43 PM)
as a German I didn't know Natural Light is a beer company
took me a while
can you imagine my initial confusion?
for a brief moment I was seriously worried about you, Luv chuckle
Cheers

No worries.

I wouldn't call it beer.

https://www.naturallight.com/

Good luck finding out the ingredients.

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Its ingredients are listed as water, barley malt, cereal grains, yeast, and hops.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_Light


Corn?
Rice?

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Wouldn't pass muster in Germany.
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1516 Bavarian law
The most influential predecessor of the modern Reinheitsgebot was a law first adopted in the duchy of Munich in 1487. After Bavaria was reunited, the Munich law was adopted across the entirety of Bavaria on 23 April 1516.[1] As Germany unified, Bavaria pushed for adoption of this law on a national basis (see Broader adoption).

Ingredients permitted

Hops

A field of barley
According to the 1516 Bavarian law, the only ingredients that could be used in the production of beer were water, barley and hops. The text does not mention yeast as an ingredient, since its existence was not yet known.[2]

Other regulations
The 1516 Bavarian law set the price of beer (depending on the time of year and type of beer), limited the profits made by innkeepers, and made confiscation the penalty for making impure beer.

Text
The text (translated) of the 1516 Bavarian law is as follows:
We hereby proclaim and decree, by Authority of our Province, that henceforth in the Duchy of Bavaria, in the country as well as in the cities and marketplaces, the following rules apply to the sale of beer:

From Michaelmas to Georgi, the price for one Mass [Bavarian Liter 1,069] or one Kopf [bowl-shaped container for fluids, not quite one Mass], is not to exceed one Pfennig Munich value, and

From Georgi to Michaelmas, the Mass shall not be sold for more than two Pfennig of the same value, the Kopf not more than three Heller [Heller usually one-half Pfennig].

If this not be adhered to, the punishment stated below shall be administered.

Should any person brew, or otherwise have, other beer than March beer, it is not to be sold any higher than one Pfennig per Mass.

Furthermore, we wish to emphasize that in future in all cities, market-towns and in the country, the only ingredients used for the brewing of beer must be Barley, Hops and Water. Whosoever knowingly disregards or transgresses upon this ordinance, shall be punished by the Court authorities' confiscating such barrels of beer, without fail.

Should, however, an innkeeper in the country, city or market-towns buy two or three pails of beer (containing 60 Mass) and sell it again to the common peasantry, he alone shall be permitted to charge one Heller more for the Mass or the Kopf, than mentioned above. Furthermore, should there arise a scarcity and subsequent price increase of the barley (also considering that the times of harvest differ, due to location), WE, the Bavarian Duchy, shall have the right to order curtailments for the good of all concerned.

— Bavarian Reinheitsgebot of 1516 (emphasis added), Eden, Karl J. (1993). "History of German Brewing". Zymurgy. 16 (4).

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503 years of the Reinheitsgebot Cheers
may it never fall!

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503 years of the Reinheitsgebot Cheers
may it never fall!

I wish we had it here.

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Luvapottamus  Wrote: (05-15-2019 09:14 PM)
singing spider  Wrote: (05-15-2019 09:07 PM)
503 years of the Reinheitsgebot Cheers
may it never fall!

I wish we had it here.

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Cheers

I guess you gotta make your own Cheers

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RiskyRob  Wrote: (05-15-2019 08:04 PM)
It would be embarrassing to shill for such bad beer.

meh just wait a few years , the hipsters will adopt it as their low rent libation of choice and this will be seen unironically as the most enviable vocation in america.

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SkeptiSchism  Wrote: (05-15-2019 08:26 PM)
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