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  Thread: Attention Wh0res wh0 d0nt like attention?
Post: Attention Wh0res wh0 d0nt like attention?

What gives?
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 1 232 08-25-2020, 10:43 AM
  Thread: Legit question: how do you choose new bed pillows?
Post: RE: Legit question: how do you choose new bed pill...

LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-27-2019 04:27 PM)I wont buy the one slab of foam ones, no way. but I will have to throw my old ones away first so I am forced to use the new ones. Until they start sewing q...
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 40 876 06-27-2019, 08:23 PM
  Thread: How to assimilate aliens
Post: How to assimilate aliens

Over the Internet. In 20 years we won't know who influenced who more. [img=40x40]http://lunaticoutpost.com/images/icons/abduct.gif[/img]
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 4 307 06-27-2019, 08:14 PM
  Thread: What is LOP?
Post: RE: What is LOP?

Live Online Portal
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 9 243 06-27-2019, 08:09 PM
  Thread: rambo's back and ready to kick some serious a$$
Post: RE: rambo's back and ready to kick some serious a...

I'm excited for Rambo Vs Rocky: The Philadelphia experiment, and Rambo 8: Rambo takes Manhattan
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 44 1,207 06-27-2019, 03:07 PM
  Thread: Higher Consciousness
Post: RE: Higher Consciousness

prosthetic brain  Wrote: (06-27-2019 11:05 AM)have you ever reached higher states of consciousness? if so how do you know , and what distinguished it from 'normal' consciousness? Heart over mat...
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 22 536 06-27-2019, 03:04 PM
  Thread: Is it a bird, is it a plane, is it a UFO..
Post: RE: Is it a bird, is it a plane, is it a UFO..

Imagine when ETs let us have antigravity propulsion. Their will be no losers in the sh*t slinging contest.
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 2 165 06-27-2019, 03:01 PM
  Thread: What is "Love"?
Post: RE: What is "Love"?

Everything on earth is a survival mechanism. Thats why we should forgive the homos, its not their fault they try to mate with butts, their survival mechanism is busted.
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 80 6,562 06-27-2019, 02:54 PM
  Thread: 84% of people surveyed said Americans are angrier
Post: RE: 84% of people surveyed said Americans are angr...

Even the cattle are mutilating themselves. Its the pole shifts
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 12 374 06-27-2019, 02:51 PM
  Thread: Saturn’s icy moon Enceladus ‘has all the ingredients for alien life,’
Post: RE: Saturn’s icy moon Enceladus ‘has all the ingre...

I hope the aliens are hairless
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 1 160 06-27-2019, 02:49 PM
  Thread: Am I only one who thinks that Angela Merkel looks like Hitler?
Post: RE: Am I only one who thinks that Angela Merkel lo...

The Obamanation  Wrote: (06-27-2019 11:58 AM)So I don't think he was a member of the elite Never mind his father was the retarded brother of British royalty.
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 32 871 06-27-2019, 02:32 PM
  Thread: Mystical' psychedelic compound found in normal brains
Post: RE: Mystical' psychedelic compound found in normal...

Dimethyl triptophan is why turkeys are so weird
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 12 703 06-27-2019, 02:29 PM
  Thread: omfg Aoc is on Colbert
Post: RE: omfg Aoc is on Colbert

It won't be illegal to abort aoc if Im elected president.
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 16 461 06-27-2019, 02:26 PM
  Thread: What Is Time?
Post: RE: What Is Time?

Time relates to how much faster a body must move in a long orbit to match the rpm of a signal with less amplitude. Time is the slow motion (a reduction/subtraction from omnipresence) weaker signals ...
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 33 642 06-27-2019, 02:24 PM
  Thread: What is 'Science'?
Post: RE: What is 'Science'?

Science: When you melt down some meth in a glass tube and feed it to someone else instead of yourself.
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 19 379 06-27-2019, 02:16 PM
  Thread: Analysis: Charter schools yield 53% greater return on investment than traditional
Post: RE: Analysis: Charter schools yield 53% greater re...

It's like Jr college mingle time. You meet rich people and befriend their children. Thats how education works: you be smart, not moral or hardworking.
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 10 337 06-27-2019, 07:16 AM
  Thread: Should I have a third piece of toast?
Post: RE: Should I have a third piece of toast?

Uneven amount of toast is an sin, saith the grilled cheese gods.
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 14 557 06-27-2019, 07:14 AM
  Thread: for years I tried to understand, who could be programming the ai to do what it do
Post: RE: for years I tried to understand, who could be ...

Stupidity is an evolutionary function.
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 5 211 06-27-2019, 07:11 AM
  Thread: *Smh* Regarding cancer racketeering
Post: RE: *Smh* Regarding cancer racketeering

People who are allergic to bees should be lined up and stung to death. We should be promoting evolution not reversing it!
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 8 291 06-27-2019, 07:10 AM
  Thread: a billion gays will decend on sf next sunday
Post: RE: a billion gays will decend on sf next sunday

[video=youtube]https://youtu.be/J4j7ggZqbiU[/video]
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 2 131 06-27-2019, 05:26 AM
  Thread: Illegals aliens shouldn't be counted for the purpose of apportionment
Post: RE: Illegals aliens shouldn't be counted for the p...

Mexicans are gonna claim native American and take all of the Warren scholarship fund away from deserving native born Americans. "THEY TOOK OUR SCHOOLS! "
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 11 309 06-27-2019, 05:24 AM
  Thread: There Are People in Concentration Camps. Why Aren’t We in the Streets?
Post: RE: There Are People in Concentration Camps. Why A...

Mexicans have bled into our reality,as the Bible predicted in end times. Close encounter of the 2nd kind. They might as well be from outer space.
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 125 3,306 06-27-2019, 05:18 AM
  Thread: These Flower Petals Look Like Hummingbirds
Post: RE: These Flower Petals Look Like Hummingbirds

Soul.  Wrote: (06-27-2019 04:44 AM)[quote='LoP Guest' pid='2409808' dateline='1561603385'] I thought that too, but then I started wondering how a plant would know what a hummingbird looks like ...
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 16 466 06-27-2019, 05:15 AM
  Thread: very rare bear witnessed...the spirit bear!
Post: RE: very rare bear witnessed...the spirit bear!

I shall name him Barry McDingleberry
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 25 1,239 06-27-2019, 05:00 AM
  Thread: I need an AV....
Post: RE: I need an AV....

Strange Candy  Wrote: (06-27-2019 04:18 AM)Oh carpentry. :chuckle: Are you related to Jesus? Jesus isn't a Carpenter. Only related by marriage.
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 59 1,220 06-27-2019, 04:55 AM
  Thread: the world has gone dark. no reporting of anything true.
Post: RE: the world has gone dark. no reporting of anyt...

Dumb people seem happy. Maybe that's how evolution works. All the smart people kill themselves on purpose then the dumb ones kill theirselves on accident then the dinosaurs can stop taking their chic...
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 23 561 06-27-2019, 04:52 AM
  Thread: Media is clearly colluding with the Democrat party
Post: RE: Media is clearly colluding with the Democrat p...

What media. The Jewish media? Anti semite alert.
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 14 309 06-27-2019, 04:50 AM
  Thread: Breaking: Massive internet outages in Iran!
Post: RE: Breaking: Massive internet outages in Iran!

LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-27-2019 02:11 AM)The beauty is, their faces are attractive, and with the slightest hint of hair is a bonus.. Them wiper blades are distracting. Why everyone want to look l...
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 17 590 06-27-2019, 02:40 AM
  Thread: Beth Chapman from 'Dog the Bounty Hunter' RIP
Post: RE: Beth Chapman from 'Dog the Bounty Hunter' RIP

LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-26-2019 07:05 PM)His wife? Dog the bounty hunters wife, bit*h the bounty hunter.
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 27 851 06-26-2019, 07:14 PM
  Thread: If there was a race of beings...
Post: RE: If there was a race of beings...

According to evolution dinosaurs are gonna come back and reclaim the earth . Humans will be restricted to living in space ships.
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 51 4,688 06-26-2019, 06:01 PM
  Thread: The Truth About the Biblical HELL
Post: RE: The Truth About the Biblical HELL

There is carbon in hell, not souls. You need carbon to burn.
ABCDEF_Jesus Religion/Belief System Study Corner. 30 2,085 06-26-2019, 05:00 PM
  Thread: Creator of this World
Post: RE: Creator of this World

In the future, all wars will be fought in the past via time travel. Humans created this perpetual loop.
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 34 926 06-26-2019, 04:50 PM
  Thread: Who Here Knows Real Astrology
Post: RE: Who Here Knows Real Astrology

Witchcraft. Straight lines don't exist in God's Kingdom. Thats how you know New Jerusalem is a hoax. These freakin trapezoid worshippers
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 102 3,634 06-26-2019, 04:17 PM
  Thread: Concentration Camps for NASA scientists
Post: RE: Concentration Camps for NASA scientists

Nasa was filmed in Laurel Canyon during the early days of the Hoax War. Joaquin Phoenix owns the studio now. They do all their filming in Az now since it's pretty low tech (red filter = mars etc)
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 15 663 06-26-2019, 04:41 AM
  Thread: Do all Aries have this hot anger that builds up inside of them?
Post: RE: Do all Aries have this hot anger that builds u...

America has traditionally been a mix of dumbasses and con artists. And they've been crossbreeding alot since the great depression ended
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 21 742 06-26-2019, 04:32 AM
  Thread: Study: 92% of LoP posts are dumb
Post: RE: Study: 92% of LoP posts are dumb

What about the fencing in between the posts. With them pointy sticks
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 16 651 06-26-2019, 04:30 AM
  Thread: The Ants Moved Out of My Apartment Because They Were Grossed Out
Post: RE: The Ants Moved Out of My Apartment Because The...

They'll be back. Give them candy or they'll steal your sweet fermunda while you sleep.
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 13 473 06-26-2019, 04:25 AM
  Thread: Why must we have icky, fleshy bodies?
Post: RE: Why must we have icky, fleshy bodies?

Humans were trapped in bodies after they got quarantined out of Eden. Bodies are the material version of merkabas. Everything has the material infection. Humans have been evolving from bacteria eve...
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 111 3,571 06-26-2019, 04:22 AM
  Thread: OCCUPY MARS....Elon Musk...BUT....
Post: RE: OCCUPY MARS....Elon Musk...BUT....

LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-25-2019 10:31 PM)Elon must be emperor of this planet. Name change to Elohim Mosque
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 32 1,252 06-26-2019, 12:34 AM
  Thread: BOB LAZAR on JOE ROGAN Show...How great was that interview?
Post: RE: BOB LAZAR on JOE ROGAN Show...How great was th...

LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-25-2019 09:40 AM)WHY???? They changed frequencies. No longer on the citizen band.
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 167 7,040 06-25-2019, 11:38 AM
  Thread: Commonly prescribed drugs are tied to dementia
Post: RE: Commonly prescribed drugs are tied to dementia

No sh*t. Even your mouthwash is poison. Methyl salicylate #1 cause of tinnitus. Americans are an extinct species.
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 15 645 06-25-2019, 11:34 AM
  Thread: Misconception about Asian eyelid surgery
Post: RE: Misconception about Asian eyelid surgery

Asians are missing eyelid they don't have extra.
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 11 537 06-25-2019, 11:28 AM
  Thread: Kids today will never know how good cereals used to taste
Post: RE: Kids today will never know how good cereals us...

Store-bought anything sucks. Kids today smoke weed sprayed with kushy perfume. Thats the world we live in.. Even the weed is fake.
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 18 541 06-25-2019, 11:23 AM
  Thread: Highest Energy Photon Intrusion Ever Detected On Earth Has Occurred...
Post: RE: Highest Energy Photon Intrusion Ever Detected ...

Photons lol.
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 34 3,989 06-25-2019, 11:17 AM
  Thread: The §Torm is here
Post: RE: The §Torm is here

SkeptiSchism  Wrote: (06-25-2019 03:25 AM)What is this storm? Can you describe it? Cloudy with a chance of brimstone
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 23 953 06-25-2019, 03:47 AM
  Thread: So which conspiracy will be banned next?
Post: RE: So which conspiracy will be banned next?

The one about how the jews [REDACTED]
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 34 1,036 06-25-2019, 03:26 AM
  Thread: Three tiny red dots on my front torso
Post: RE: Three tiny red dots on my front torso

Do they shrink when it's cold out? If so those would be genitals.
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 21 728 06-25-2019, 03:21 AM
  Thread: who knows the quadrangle solution
Post: RE: who knows the quadrangle solution

Quadangle equation [img=300x300]https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/vp/8020a69329fefcf18e3ebbd4996ad96b/5D94AA8F/t51.2885-15/e35/s480x480/62148122_459558804603269_8854981658789485749_n.jpg?_nc_ht=sconte...
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 16 370 06-25-2019, 03:16 AM
  Thread: Hey everyone
Post: RE: Hey everyone

Cosmic lime disease
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 13 473 06-25-2019, 03:12 AM
  Thread: someone save me
Post: RE: someone save me

Rallok  Wrote: (06-24-2019 11:07 PM)save me from this reality Did the Masons troll you too. With those fake family member implants
ABCDEF_Jesus General Discussion 19 887 06-25-2019, 03:10 AM
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