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Factual somewhat
Jimmy Jock Spock
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02-13-2018 04:22 AM

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banana Factual somewhat
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Teacher asked her reception class to name things that ended with “tor” that eat things.
The first little boy said, “Alligator.”
“Very good James, that’s a big word.”
The second boy said, “Predator.”
“Yes, that’s another big word Peter. Very well done.”
Little Johnny says, “Vibrator.”
After nearly falling off her chair, she says, “That is a big word Johnny, but it doesn’t eat anything.”
“Well my Mum has one and she says it eats f*cking batteries like there’s no tomorrow!
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RE: Factual somewhat
Jimmy Jock Spock  Wrote: (02-13-2018 04:22 AM)
Teacher asked her reception class to name things that ended with “tor” that eat things.
The first little boy said, “Alligator.”
“Very good James, that’s a big word.”
The second boy said, “Predator.”
“Yes, that’s another big word Peter. Very well done.”
Little Johnny says, “Vibrator.”
After nearly falling off her chair, she says, “That is a big word Johnny, but it doesn’t eat anything.”
“Well my Mum has one and she says it eats f*cking batteries like there’s no tomorrow!
JptdknpaJptdknpa

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