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If you woke up one morning to this; your first 3 words?
Jimmy Jock Spock
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Post: #16
RE: If you woke up one moring to this; your first 3 words?
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If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.That's why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.
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Post: #17
RE: If you woke up one moring to this; your first 3 words?
Sarah  Wrote: (02-13-2018 03:19 PM)
"'bout freakin time."

Lmao
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Post: #18
RE: If you woke up one moring to this; your first 3 words?
No words would be spoken just Bang! Bang! Bang! Then fire up the STIHL.
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Post: #19
RE: If you woke up one moring to this; your first 3 words?
awwww ello...no chance for a coffee i s,pose...?

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Post: #20
RE: If you woke up one moring to this; your first 3 words?
Pinguu  Wrote: (02-13-2018 04:56 PM)
awwww ello...no chance for a coffee i s,pose...?

Ok in three words..

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Post: #21
RE: If you woke up one moring to this; your first 3 words?
Gctiofsf
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Post: #22
RE: If you woke up one moring to this; your first 3 words?
Pasta Lover  Wrote: (02-13-2018 05:11 PM)
Gctiofsf

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Post: #23
RE: If you woke up one moring to this; your first 3 words?
Sarah  Wrote: (02-13-2018 03:19 PM)
"'bout freakin time."

Yeah that, or "Declare your intentions."

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Post: #24
RE: If you woke up one moring to this; your first 3 words?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (02-13-2018 03:12 PM)
1) W
2) T
3) F?
Jptdknpa

Jhikpghf

Same

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Post: #25
RE: If you woke up one moring to this; your first 3 words?
"You've got boogers."

People forget the use of humor once it becomes useful.

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Post: #26
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What's for breakfast?
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Post: #27
RE: If you woke up one moring to this; your first 3 words?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (02-13-2018 07:08 PM)
What's for breakfast?

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Post: #28
RE: If you woke up one morning to this; your first 3 words?
"Any weed , dudes ? "

"Well, I'll put it this way: you can certainly say belief in God makes people behave worse. That can be proved beyond a doubt. "
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Post: #29
RE: If you woke up one morning to this; your first 3 words?
1. Big
2. Bunch
3. (of) BS
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Post: #30
RE: If you woke up one morning to this; your first 3 words?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (02-13-2018 07:49 PM)
1. Big
2. Bunch
3. (of) BS

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