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Trump's first year is most successful in history, with zero Bigfoot-related death
GoddessOfTheGrain
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02-14-2018 03:44 AM

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banana Trump's first year is most successful in history, with zero Bigfoot-related death
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Another important improvement over past administrations: The total number of verified Bigfoot-related deaths in 2017 fell to zero, a comforting and substantial improvement over the less-impressive zero Bigfoot-related deaths that occurred during all other American presidents’ first years.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opini...story.html

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RE: Trump's first year is most successful in history, with zero Bigfoot-related death
Maybe there is hope for the unfortunate ones that still encounter yeti even in this day and age
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LoP Guest  Wrote: (02-14-2018 03:46 AM)
Maybe there is hope for the unfortunate ones that still encounter yeti even in this day and age

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RE: Trump's first year is most successful in history, with zero Bigfoot-related death
You forgot to mention that

Trump's first year is most successful in history, with zero Goodyear blimps blowing up.
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RE: Trump's first year is most successful in history, with zero Bigfoot-related death
Record Number of U.S. Small-Business Owners Say It’s a Good Time to Expand

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/...-to-expand
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RE: Trump's first year is most successful in history, with zero Bigfoot-related death
LoP Guest  Wrote: (02-14-2018 03:55 AM)
You forgot to mention that

Trump's first year is most successful in history, with zero Goodyear blimps blowing up.

I did. That was erroneous on my part. Apologies!

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RE: Trump's first year is most successful in history, with zero Bigfoot-related death
You know the Bigfoot population is quite large and potentially dangerous. For some reason, they have recently chosen to remain in their parallel dimension. If President Trump has a hand in this, he deserves our gratitude.
http://www.bigfootencounters.com/stories...sebook.htm

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