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why did Jesus cross the road?
Moptimus Shine
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why did Jesus cross the road?
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to get to the other side
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02-10-2019 07:23 AM

 




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RE: why did Jesus cross the road?
Moptimus Shine  Wrote: (02-10-2019 05:24 AM)
to get to the other side

The floor is dirty. I'm not a witch even then when she did it it didn't work which is why the witches look like they do.
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02-10-2019 07:26 AM

 




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RE: why did Jesus cross the road?
Because he’s god
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02-10-2019 07:27 AM

 




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RE: why did Jesus cross the road?
Wasn't it a river or something?
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Lakeofmarch
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RE: why did Jesus cross the road?
To make sure Peter never forgot.

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If it was like anything else, how small it would have been from the very beginning!
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RE: why did Jesus cross the road?
Moptimus Shine  Wrote: (02-10-2019 05:24 AM)
to get to the other side

the bus driver had blue socks
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RE: why did Jesus cross the road?
Because Jose invited him over for tacos.
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02-10-2019 07:31 AM

 




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RE: why did Jesus cross the road?
Lakeofmarch  Wrote: (02-10-2019 07:28 AM)
To make sure Peter never forgot.

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Once made by the doors of death;
In Lægjarn's chest by Sinmora lies it,
And nine locks fasten it firm."
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pacman
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RE: why did Jesus cross the road?
Moptimus the floor with this one. Yawn
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RE: why did Jesus cross the road?
To (P)reach the other side.
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02-13-2019 07:49 AM

 




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RE: why did Jesus cross the road?
To get a samarai sword doomed
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02-13-2019 07:54 AM

 




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RE: why did Jesus cross the road?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (02-13-2019 07:49 AM)
To get a samarai sword doomed

YES, how did you know?

2 Why is there red on Your raiment, and Your garments like one who treads in the winepress?
He did promise in His Book, to personally sort out everyone who hates Him, so that outta be fun.

I quote Jesus:

39 See now that I, I am He, And there is no Elohim besides Me. I put to death and I make alive. I have wounded, and I heal. And from My hand no one delivers!

40 For I lift My hand to the heavens, And shall say: As I live forever,

41 If I have sharpened My flashing sword, And My hand takes hold on judgment, I shall return vengeance to My enemies, And repay those who hate Me.

42 I make My arrows drunk with blood, And My sword devours flesh, With the blood of the slain and the captives, From the long-haired enemy chiefs.’

So yes, your answer is the most accurate, he promised revenge.
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RE: why did Jesus cross the road?
I guessed.chuckle
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RE: why did Jesus cross the road?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (02-13-2019 07:32 AM)
To (P)reach the other side.

First and foremost, good one.

Getting the gif of things one week at a time.
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