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The political establishment would take a few years just to change a tire
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02-11-2019 04:10 AM

 




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angry1 The political establishment would take a few years just to change a tire
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They would stand around debating whether the tire needed changing, they would vote multiple times on what brand of tire to replace the old tire with, they would go on long vacations and go on strike during the tire changing process, they would blame each other for getting the wrong tire, they would change the tire multiple times, during the tire changing event some of the tire changers would retire and new tire changers would appear with fresh new ideas on how to change the tire in a better way so the whole process would start again, and finally if and when the tire got changed they would make a grand announcement to the world the tire had been changed and they would clap and cheer and high five each other and then bill the car owner. And while that was all going on some of the tire changers would be sabotaging the other tires so as to change another tire in the not too distant future.

Who is the car owner?

chuckle
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SkeptiSchism
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02-11-2019 04:17 AM

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RE: The political establishment would take a few years just to change a tire
Yah that's why they don't do anything but collect a paycheck. The corporate lobbyists write all the bills, representatives just rubber stamp the bills after they've made sure they will earn some money on the side.

It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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02-11-2019 04:21 AM

 




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RE: The political establishment would take a few years just to change a tire
There would be rolling live coverage of the tire change...a blow by blow account would ensure. There would be tire experts and commentators. The ups and downs would be laid bare for all to see. Tire changers would put down tools and walk out only to come back later on. There would be a chief tire changer who would assure everybody he wants to get the tire changed but the rest of the team is against him. The tire changing team would split into two teams causing chaos slowing down the process of changing the tire even further. During this time there would be democratic votes on who should become the next tire changers.
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02-11-2019 04:23 AM

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RE: The political establishment would take a few years just to change a tire
RoflRoflRofl

Don't forget about all the nuts!

What about the hubcaps.

Dammit, who's on the hubcap committee?

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02-11-2019 04:42 AM

 




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RE: The political establishment would take a few years just to change a tire
Ludikrus  Wrote: (02-11-2019 04:23 AM)
RoflRoflRofl

Don't forget about all the nuts!

What about the hubcaps.

Dammit, who's on the hubcap committee?

chuckle

Hah.

Filling the tire with air is very dangerous so it's going to need a health and safety department so a special panel will be needed to setup the health and safety department. Hard hats will have to be worn (safety first!) and they will need to be certified by a regulatory body.
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02-11-2019 04:52 AM

 




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RE: The political establishment would take a few years just to change a tire
The chief tire changer tells everybody he's the best tire changer in the whole wide world and that nobody changes tires better than him. He says he's changed more tires than anybody...ever. He says he's going to lock up the slacking tire changers once and for all. You're so happy. Somebody is on the scene who can finally change your tire for you! When you look over at the new guy to see if there is any progress with your broken tire he's playing golf just like the last chief tire changer. He's flying around in an air conditioned 777 eating blue lobsters 'comparing tires' for you while you sit in the hot sun dieing of thirst.

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02-11-2019 05:04 AM

 




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RE: The political establishment would take a few years just to change a tire
Just as you think the tire is going to get fixed and you can finally drive away BAM the garage shuts for 35 days due to a diagreement between the tire changers who ALL want to change your tire but just can't agree on the best way to go about it. It's very, very serious. The chief tire changer makes a speech and says the tire has never looked better and will one day soon be roadworthy so you can drive away in peace.
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RE: The political establishment would take a few years just to change a tire
To be continued...



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02-11-2019 05:27 AM

 




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RE: The political establishment would take a few years just to change a tire
clever writing. that was fun to read. so true.
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RE: The political establishment would take a few years just to change a tire
LoP Guest  Wrote: (02-11-2019 04:10 AM)
They would stand around debating whether the tire needed changing, they would vote multiple times on what brand of tire to replace the old tire with, they would go on long vacations and go on strike during the tire changing process, they would blame each other for getting the wrong tire, they would change the tire multiple times, during the tire changing event some of the tire changers would retire and new tire changers would appear with fresh new ideas on how to change the tire in a better way so the whole process would start again, and finally if and when the tire got changed they would make a grand announcement to the world the tire had been changed and they would clap and cheer and high five each other and then bill the car owner. And while that was all going on some of the tire changers would be sabotaging the other tires so as to change another tire in the not too distant future.

Who is the car owner?

chuckle

That's because humans need demons to do simple things.
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RE: The political establishment would take a few years just to change a tire
dc needs public hangings of rnc dnc crime gangs
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