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What did the PopTart say to the Doorknob?!
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Nothing, you goofy ass. Hugs
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RE: What did the PopTart say to the Doorknob?!
Snickers with slight snort.
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♠♦♣♥  Wrote: (02-12-2019 01:56 AM)
Nothing, you goofy ass. Hugs

Let go of my eggo
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Eldog Wilbury  Wrote: (02-12-2019 01:59 AM)
Snickers with slight snort.

LoP Guest  Wrote: (02-12-2019 02:01 AM)
♠♦♣♥  Wrote: (02-12-2019 01:56 AM)
Nothing, you goofy ass. Hugs

Let go of my eggo

chuckle you're all lunatics
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RE: What did the PopTart say to the Doorknob?!
It said "stop being a sh!tty doorknob and work properly!" because I ate the poptart and regularly talk to my doorknob...

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RE: What did the PopTart say to the Doorknob?!
Strange Candy  Wrote: (02-12-2019 02:03 AM)
It said "stop being a sh!tty doorknob and work properly!" because I ate the poptart and regularly talk to my doorknob...

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My doorknob won't talk to me... rolleyes
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♠♦♣♥  Wrote: (02-12-2019 02:04 AM)
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My doorknob won't talk to me... rolleyes

Mine doesn't either, but sometimes it sticks and my door just opens back up, so I have to jiggle it. chuckle

Freaking old apartment.

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I am not a handy wipe.
chuckle
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RE: What did the PopTart say to the Doorknob?!
Strange Candy  Wrote: (02-12-2019 02:07 AM)
♠♦♣♥  Wrote: (02-12-2019 02:04 AM)
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My doorknob won't talk to me... rolleyes

Mine doesn't either, but sometimes it sticks and my door just opens back up, so I have to jiggle it. chuckle

Freaking old apartment.

Hugs

Mr ifnoc knock  Wrote: (02-12-2019 02:09 AM)
I am not a handy wipe.
chuckle

chuckle



Talking to inanimate objects isn't normal. Naughty
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♠♦♣♥  Wrote: (02-12-2019 02:24 AM)
chuckle



Talking to inanimate objects isn't normal. Naughty

I'm not normal. Kifaktpq

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RE: What did the PopTart say to the Doorknob?!
Ok, but what did the doorknob say to the poptart?
"None shall pass thru the hole in my a$$."
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Posted anonymously Anon

Politics only interests me as it affects people psychologically.
Other than that, I couldn't care less about it.

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RE: What did the PopTart say to the Doorknob?!
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Strange Candy  Wrote: (02-12-2019 02:07 AM)
Mine doesn't either, but sometimes it sticks and my door just opens back up, so I have to jiggle it. chuckle

Freaking old apartment.

Hugs

Mr ifnoc knock  Wrote: (02-12-2019 02:09 AM)
I am not a handy wipe.
chuckle

chuckle


Talking to inanimate objects isn't normal. Naughty

But it's so easy. They all have the same first name. F#ckin!
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RE: What did the PopTart say to the Doorknob?!
♠♦♣♥  Wrote: (02-12-2019 01:56 AM)
What did the PopTart say to the Doorknob?!

Despite my crusty exterior, seeing the way you turn that knob just makes my insides all melty?

Non Sequitur
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Puddy  Wrote: (02-12-2019 02:33 AM)
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Posted anonymously Anon

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