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The Hapsburg Empire
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Post: #106
RE: The Hapsburg Empire
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Ludikrus  Wrote: (04-21-2019 09:19 PM)
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10 Crazy Facts About Europe’s Bizarre Habsburg Rulers

In short, this great dynasty shaped not just modern Europe, but the history of the entire world. Oh, and they did it all while being certifiably insane.

https://listverse.com/2016/10/06/10-craz...rg-rulers/

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Quote:The Entire Family Was Hopelessly Inbred

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The Habsburgs lived in a Europe where royal possession was decided by inheritance. If one of their number married into a new family, they might wind up having to split their insanely vast territory with another group of royals. Their simple solution for this was to inbreed like mad.

Leopold I, for example, married his own niece, Margaret Theresa of Spain, and insisted that she call him “uncle” while being intimate. It was common for Habsburgs to shack up with cousins or aunts, and marrying outside the family was frowned on.

Predictably, this did not end well. The line of the dynasty that ruled Imperial Spain and its colonies in the New World came to an abrupt end when Carlos II turned out to be a genetic basket case. Physically disabled, mentally impaired, and infertile, Carlos died childless in 1700. Habsburg rule of Spain expired with him.

Quote:The Entire Family Was Hopelessly Deformed

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The dangers of inbreeding go beyond madness and infertility. In a family as hopelessly twisted as the Habsburgs, it can manifest itself physically. From paintings, it’s clear that the entire family was woefully, freakishly deformed.

This deformity came in the form of the dreaded “Habsburg Jaw.” Family members all tended to have a hugely pronounced underbite and chins that looked like aircraft landing strips. Charles V had the jaw so bad that he couldn’t eat in public. If Leopold I was outside when it rained, his mouth would fill with water. Carlos II was physically incapable of either speaking or eating solid food.

As Simon Winder pointed out in Danubia, the Habsburg men could at least grow beards to hide their prominent chins. The women were doomed to forever have their deformities on display.

Pardon me adding these two excerpts from Ludikrus post..

The Royal branches through history have had many of their relatives incarcerated, hidden away from public view.

The Queen's hidden cousins: They were banished to an asylum in 1941 and left neglected now an intriguing documentary reveals all

The date was 29 July, 1981, Prince Charles and Lady Di’s wedding day, and as the Queen arrived at St Paul’s Cathedral and waved to the crowds, two women in late middle-age, in shapeless, baggy dresses, shuffled with clumsy gait up to the television and waved and saluted back to her, unable to articulate speech but making excited noises.

It was a poignant moment, recalls Onelle Braithwaite, one of the nurses who cared for them. ‘I remember pondering with my colleague how, if things had been different, they would surely have been guests at the wedding.’

The two women were Nerissa and Katherine Bowes-Lyon – nieces of the Queen Mother and first cousins to the Queen – who had been incarcerated since 1941 in the Royal Earlswood Asylum for Mental Defectives, at Redhill in Surrey.

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Post: #107
RE: The Hapsburg Empire
Fork  Wrote: (06-11-2019 11:10 PM)
Mr ifnoc nli  Wrote: (06-11-2019 11:00 PM)
I almost understood everything you just said. You're getting better Vlad. :)

I understand it too!

Cheer

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Post: #108
RE: The Hapsburg Empire
Fork  Wrote: (06-11-2019 08:37 PM)
PuddyCat  Wrote: (06-11-2019 08:33 PM)
Pardon me adding these two excerpts from Ludikrus post..

The Royal branches through history have had many of their relatives incarcerated, hidden away from public view.

The Queen's hidden cousins: They were banished to an asylum in 1941 and left neglected now an intriguing documentary reveals all

The date was 29 July, 1981, Prince Charles and Lady Di’s wedding day, and as the Queen arrived at St Paul’s Cathedral and waved to the crowds, two women in late middle-age, in shapeless, baggy dresses, shuffled with clumsy gait up to the television and waved and saluted back to her, unable to articulate speech but making excited noises.

It was a poignant moment, recalls Onelle Braithwaite, one of the nurses who cared for them. ‘I remember pondering with my colleague how, if things had been different, they would surely have been guests at the wedding.’

The two women were Nerissa and Katherine Bowes-Lyon – nieces of the Queen Mother and first cousins to the Queen – who had been incarcerated since 1941 in the Royal Earlswood Asylum for Mental Defectives, at Redhill in Surrey.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic...s-all.html




Thank you for adding to the thread. I'm not sure why it's pinned again.

I appreciate your efforts on LOP.

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Post: #109
RE: The Hapsburg Empire
Fork  Wrote: (04-21-2019 11:34 PM)
FreeFlow  Wrote: (04-21-2019 11:13 PM)
After you

It happened here:
http://lunaticoutpost.com/thread-122174.html

I had to delete around 20 posts from you where you were only pettily bickering, it's still in the mod logs.

And here you have the guts to call me out after one single post that was even on topic ...

I meant your threads. You don't want me to post info in your threads.



That thread that you linked was closed and you reopened it.

You deleted info about Trump and the Lolita Express from the thread.

Then Looky taunted me while he was banned and you defended him and the stupid thread he made while he was banned.

Then you threatened to ban me.

oh you changed the total from 30 to 20.... lol

Besides, you reopened and allowed a banned member to taunt me, maybe you need to own up to the role you play.

FF? You should know better than test Forks memory. Sh!ts like autistic flytrap something. chuckle
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Post: #110
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So Fork are you a Hapsburg descendant?
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Post: #111
RE: The Hapsburg Empire
LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-12-2019 01:16 AM)
So Fork are you a Hapsburg descendant?


Bump
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Post: #112
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LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-12-2019 01:16 AM)
So Fork are you a Hapsburg descendant?

No.

but, I am a descendant of the Lost Tribes of Israel.

America is the New Zion.
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Post: #113
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chuckle
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Post: #114
RE: The Hapsburg Empire
So this Dr comes into work wearing a shirt with the golden fleece logo on it yesterday. When I pointed it out, he said, "Oh, yeah." with a kind of shocked look on his face. Then he got shy and didn't want to further discuss it.

So I looked it up and low and behold...look what company uses the logo...Brooks' Brothers clothiers.

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He was wearing this polo.^

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See you again soon Dr.

*wink wink* *nudge nudge*

https://www.brooksbrothers.com/

The home page is covered in the logo.

Is it coincidence that ivy leagers, politicians and affluent frequently wear this brand?

~reaching across spirals~
~It's risky, said reason. It's pointless, said ego. Give it a try, said the heart.~
~Have your last words be uplifting, forgiving...as eternal waves.~

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Post: #115
RE: The Hapsburg Empire
Fork  Wrote: (06-12-2019 11:16 AM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-12-2019 01:16 AM)
So Fork are you a Hapsburg descendant?

No.

but, I am a descendant of the Lost Tribes of Israel.

America is the New Zion.

I am the descendant of something too.
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