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The record breakers of the future in an evolving world
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07-14-2019 02:58 PM

 



Post: #1
stars The record breakers of the future in an evolving world
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I can see it now....

Congratulations to Shay for being the first "left handed blind fat lesbian female christian artist who has a tortoise called Henry" to sell more than any man in the past decade on the "Hits 200 Mega Extra Extra Chart (sponsored by Pepsi)" that has a song length greater than 5 minutes with her hit song "I Am Love (You Aren't)".
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07-14-2019 03:34 PM

 



Post: #2
RE: The record breakers of the future in an evolving world
Another record broken in the future...

The first obese 45 year old female with datk hair and freckles born in Nacodoches with the name ending in z has just landed on the moon. And she has her tortoise Harry with her; a double win for peoplekind. What a historic moment for peoplekind.

Her first words spoken were, "..'This Bud's for you'.. and..'I'm loving it!..".

Incredible!

Everybody watching at home should be proud of themselves.

Well done everybody!

Let's toast this event with a Budweiser.
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