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Q: Why does Evolution brand and sell bottled water to itself?
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Evolution creates unique looking bottles, unique looking logo's, fills both bottles with the same water and then sells the bottled water to itself at a premium price. Then evolution drinks the expensive bottled water while wearing expensive designer clothes.

Why does evolution do that?
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Spiddy
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RE: Q: Why does Evolution brand and sell bottled water to itself?
Evolution is overrated.
Take you for instance, you're at the top of the tree and you're still unable to offer a coherent thought.



“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”


H.L. Mencken 1920.
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RE: Q: Why does Evolution brand and sell bottled water to itself?
Spiddy  Wrote: (08-13-2019 10:48 PM)
Evolution is overrated.
Take you for instance, you're at the top of the tree and you're still unable to offer a coherent thought.

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Non Sequitur
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RE: Q: Why does Evolution brand and sell bottled water to itself?
Cos everybody going to a lake to drink directly from it and piss in it is soo 600 AC or BC
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RE: Q: Why does Evolution brand and sell bottled water to itself?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (08-13-2019 10:37 PM)
Evolution creates unique looking bottles, unique looking logo's, fills both bottles with the same water and then sells the bottled water to itself at a premium price. Then evolution drinks the expensive bottled water while wearing expensive designer clothes.

Why does evolution do that?

Are you huffing paint?
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RE: Q: Why does Evolution brand and sell bottled water to itself?
Spiddy  Wrote: (08-13-2019 10:48 PM)
Evolution is overrated.
Take you for instance, you're at the top of the tree and you're still unable to offer a coherent thought.

Every time I start building a sandcastle you run up and stamp on it before anybody sees it. You call your actions "pro-choice" but it's not my choice just yours.

What are you so afraid of?

Are you afraid I might build something great again and prove you wrong again in front of everybody?

Were you butt-hurt in a previous life?
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RE: Q: Why does Evolution brand and sell bottled water to itself?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (08-13-2019 11:03 PM)
Cos everybody going to a lake to drink directly from it and piss in it is soo 600 AC or BC

Evolution wants to be cool, chic, and trendy? In front of who? Who is Evolution trying to impress?
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RE: Q: Why does Evolution brand and sell bottled water to itself?
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Spiddy  Wrote: (08-13-2019 10:48 PM)
Evolution is overrated.
Take you for instance, you're at the top of the tree and you're still unable to offer a coherent thought.

Every time I start building a sandcastle you run up and stamp on it before anybody sees it. You call your actions "pro-choice" but it's not my choice just yours.

What are you so afraid of?

Are you afraid I might build something great again and prove you wrong again in front of everybody?

Were you butt-hurt in a previous life?

I'm just mocking those less fortunate than myself. No fear required.
True it's not the most noble of endeavors but it makes me laugh so why not?



“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”


H.L. Mencken 1920.
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RE: Q: Why does Evolution brand and sell bottled water to itself?
Shoggoth  Wrote: (08-13-2019 11:04 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (08-13-2019 10:37 PM)
Evolution creates unique looking bottles, unique looking logo's, fills both bottles with the same water and then sells the bottled water to itself at a premium price. Then evolution drinks the expensive bottled water while wearing expensive designer clothes.

Why does evolution do that?

Are you huffing paint?

It's the same water inside both bottles and sold for a premium rate and they're buying it to appear elite.

Why is evolution walking around with a bottle of water holding an iPhone checking Twitter to see what Trump said?
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RE: Q: Why does Evolution brand and sell bottled water to itself?
Lay off the sauce kid.

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RE: Q: Why does Evolution brand and sell bottled water to itself?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (08-13-2019 11:18 PM)
Shoggoth  Wrote: (08-13-2019 11:04 PM)
Are you huffing paint?

It's the same water inside both bottles and sold for a premium rate and they're buying it to appear elite.

Why is evolution walking around with a bottle of water holding an iPhone checking Twitter to see what Trump said?

I'm going to take that as a yes to my question.
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RE: Q: Why does Evolution brand and sell bottled water to itself?
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LoP Guest  Wrote: (08-13-2019 11:03 PM)
Cos everybody going to a lake to drink directly from it and piss in it is soo 600 AC or BC

Evolution wants to be cool, chic, and trendy? In front of who? Who is Evolution trying to impress?

We made the lake go to the people, instead of the people go to the lake.
So people have time, to do stupid other stuff.
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RE: Q: Why does Evolution brand and sell bottled water to itself?
Spiddy  Wrote: (08-13-2019 11:16 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (08-13-2019 11:09 PM)
Every time I start building a sandcastle you run up and stamp on it before anybody sees it. You call your actions "pro-choice" but it's not my choice just yours.

What are you so afraid of?

Are you afraid I might build something great again and prove you wrong again in front of everybody?

Were you butt-hurt in a previous life?

I'm just mocking those less fortunate than myself. No fear required.
True it's not the most noble of endeavors but it makes me laugh so why not?

Because I will be rewarded with [extra] and you won't be (consequences).

That's why I let you get away with it.

So laugh it up and enjoy it while you can.
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RE: Q: Why does Evolution brand and sell bottled water to itself?
If you wanna say that expensive bottled water, seems a devolution from pretty cheap tap water.

Then yeah, capitalism can be stupid, and socialism can be better.
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08-13-2019 11:27 PM

 




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RE: Q: Why does Evolution brand and sell bottled water to itself?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (08-13-2019 11:20 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (08-13-2019 11:13 PM)
Evolution wants to be cool, chic, and trendy? In front of who? Who is Evolution trying to impress?

We made the lake go to the people, instead of the people go to the lake.
So people have time, to do stupid other stuff.

So now Evolution sits on the sofa eating Dorito's watching Love Island and getting fat and offended about everything instead?

Why did Evolution become such a slob and so useless and so sensitive?

Why is Evolution doing such a terrible job of evolving?

Perhaps moving the lake closer was a very bad idea.
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