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I'll be in the gym tomorrow maxing out. Follow me, wimps.
Wild Stallion
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I'll be in the gym tomorrow maxing out. Follow me, wimps.
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I'm nearing 60 and will enter my golden years more manly than ever. I'm already the talk of the town, but with just a little more work, I'll be the Apollo I was at age 21. I can easily beat the tar out of any man, even cops and hardened criminals stand aside when they see me coming. Don't try me, boys, just ask any of the betazoids I put in the ICU.

Men, if you lift heavy then follow me to the gym and be totally impressed. I train hard every other day, making money the old fashioned way on other days, I earn it. Ladies, call me anytime you're lonely and I'll spring into action, just be sure to have breakfast ready at dawn.

You're welcome for having met me.
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Post: #2
RE: I'll be in the gym tomorrow maxing out. Follow me, wimps.
Gym rats can't fight.

Ask me how I know.
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Wild Stallion
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RE: I'll be in the gym tomorrow maxing out. Follow me, wimps.
LoP Guest  Wrote: (09-11-2019 04:53 AM)
Gym rats can't fight.

Ask me how I know.

i'm not a gym rat i'm a career badass hated by men and adored by women

ask me how i know
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RE: I'll be in the gym tomorrow maxing out. Follow me, wimps.
Wild Stallion  Wrote: (09-11-2019 04:51 AM)
I'm nearing 60 and will enter my golden years more manly than ever. I'm already the talk of the town, but with just a little more work, I'll be the Apollo I was at age 21. I can easily beat the tar out of any man, even cops and hardened criminals stand aside when they see me coming. Don't try me, boys, just ask any of the betazoids I put in the ICU.

Men, if you lift heavy then follow me to the gym and be totally impressed. I train hard every other day, making money the old fashioned way on other days, I earn it. Ladies, call me anytime you're lonely and I'll spring into action, just be sure to have breakfast ready at dawn.

You're welcome for having met me.

You know they say there are only so many beats in each heart. All the joggers I knew are dead, heart attacks.

You might want to live it up, you might only have months to live.
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RE: I'll be in the gym tomorrow maxing out. Follow me, wimps.
Have you ever sucked dick for cash at a truckstop, the old fashioned way?
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Lord DunLOP
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09-11-2019 05:11 AM

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RE: I'll be in the gym tomorrow maxing out. Follow me, wimps.
What's your deadlift worth?

It's the Environment, stupid.
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RE: I'll be in the gym tomorrow maxing out. Follow me, wimps.
How much can you lift?
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Wild Stallion
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Lord DunLOP  Wrote: (09-11-2019 05:11 AM)
What's your deadlift worth?

millions of dollars, friend
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Wild Stallion
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RE: I'll be in the gym tomorrow maxing out. Follow me, wimps.
Pasta Lover  Wrote: (09-11-2019 05:14 AM)
How much can you lift?

all of them, toots, all of them
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Wild Stallion
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RE: I'll be in the gym tomorrow maxing out. Follow me, wimps.
LoP Guest  Wrote: (09-11-2019 05:10 AM)
Have you ever sucked dick for cash at a truckstop, the old fashioned way?

i know you'd like to taste my balls, not gonna happen

go ask eric cartman, hater
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RE: I'll be in the gym tomorrow maxing out. Follow me, wimps.
Wild Stallion  Wrote: (09-11-2019 05:18 AM)
Pasta Lover  Wrote: (09-11-2019 05:14 AM)
How much can you lift?

all of them, toots, all of them

The whole thing!?
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09-11-2019 05:21 AM

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RE: I'll be in the gym tomorrow maxing out. Follow me, wimps.
Ew.

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RE: I'll be in the gym tomorrow maxing out. Follow me, wimps.
Wild Stallion  Wrote: (09-11-2019 05:04 AM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (09-11-2019 04:53 AM)
Gym rats can't fight.

Ask me how I know.

i'm not a gym rat i'm a career badass hated by men and adored by women

ask me how i know

lol Good troll persona. You might add that you're a multimillionaire retired investment banker also just to catch the remainder of the fish.

7 out of a possible 10.
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Wild Stallion
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RE: I'll be in the gym tomorrow maxing out. Follow me, wimps.
LoP Guest  Wrote: (09-11-2019 05:10 AM)
Wild Stallion  Wrote: (09-11-2019 04:51 AM)
I'm nearing 60 and will enter my golden years more manly than ever. I'm already the talk of the town, but with just a little more work, I'll be the Apollo I was at age 21. I can easily beat the tar out of any man, even cops and hardened criminals stand aside when they see me coming. Don't try me, boys, just ask any of the betazoids I put in the ICU.

Men, if you lift heavy then follow me to the gym and be totally impressed. I train hard every other day, making money the old fashioned way on other days, I earn it. Ladies, call me anytime you're lonely and I'll spring into action, just be sure to have breakfast ready at dawn.

You're welcome for having met me.

You know they say there are only so many beats in each heart. All the joggers I knew are dead, heart attacks.

You might want to live it up, you might only have months to live.

i don't jog and my heart will stop beating when tell it to stop beating, amigo

you sound like a truly defeated individual with that zen nonsense, but don't believe it, you can be as good as me if you've the virtue

who cares if i live another day or another thousand years, i live like a champion every moment, i suggest everyone do the same
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Wild Stallion
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09-11-2019 05:26 AM

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RE: I'll be in the gym tomorrow maxing out. Follow me, wimps.
Pasta Lover  Wrote: (09-11-2019 05:21 AM)
Wild Stallion  Wrote: (09-11-2019 05:18 AM)
all of them, toots, all of them

The whole thing!?

Are you asking if the heat I'm packing will fit? Sure, if you can take a little pain.
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