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Has a bird ever pooped on you?
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RE: Has a bird ever pooped on you?
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Here we had a piece of swampland in town that became a garbage dump.
So they filled it with garbage and sold the land to the college.

So they had a road sink and they did a study to see why.
So it came out that the garbage dump was run by the mafia.
The road sunk because it was built over swamp land and garbage.

They were busy planting trees.
They dig a hole and have a pile of garbage, Put in the tree, and put the garbage back around it.

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With Des Plaines River Receding, Oakton Community College Reopening




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHOgHQzSpwI

Oakton Community College in northwest suburban Des Plaines was reopening Monday, after it had been closed for more than a week due to flooding. CBS 2's Lauren Victory reports.

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Post: #17
RE: Has a bird ever pooped on you?
I was 9 or so and decided to just put flip-flops on and go bike around. As I was pedaling down a new road that just opened up a bird just happened to hit my right foot on my little toes. I was pissed for about a second and then thought about the odds of that happening.
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Post: #18
RE: Has a bird ever pooped on you?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (09-11-2019 06:29 AM)
☥⛧♂∞⚡∞♀⛥☥  Wrote: (09-11-2019 06:27 AM)
They just say that to make you feel better.

That's the initial sane response, to be certain.

Yeah both times by Herring Gulls and both times on the head, heck of a mess...uurrrgh... I can say this though they are good shots or natural bomb aimers.lol
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09-11-2019 12:43 PM

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Post: #19
RE: Has a bird ever pooped on you?
Once on my shoulder when I was camping.

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Post: #20
RE: Has a bird ever pooped on you?
A 30 lb full grown male turkey. I picked him up and he voided his plumbing all over me. Not very magical at the time, but he was a lot less aggressive towards everyone afterwards, at least unti he was killed by ferel dogs.
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Post: #21
RE: Has a bird ever pooped on you?
It has happened to me more times than I can remember. And that isn't counting the parakeets my family kept when I was a child.

Birds are drawn to me. Cats too. Thankfully the cats don't poop on me too...

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Post: #22
RE: Has a bird ever pooped on you?
Can I just point out that a "bird" in British is a young lady. doomed

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Post: #23
RE: Has a bird ever pooped on you?
Richard Eldritch  Wrote: (09-11-2019 01:49 PM)
Can I just point out that a "bird" in British is a young lady. doomed

LOL. That's one thing I've never tried. Given the state of most of the Brit birds we see here on holiday, it's one thing I think I'll pass on as well. chuckle
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Post: #24
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Post: #25
RE: Has a bird ever pooped on you?
No, it's the other way around, I poop on birds.

Heck, I pooped on a bald eagle and it thanked me, said it felt lucky.
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RE: Has a bird ever pooped on you?
silversides  Wrote: (09-11-2019 09:08 AM)
Here we had a piece of swampland in town that became a garbage dump.
So they filled it with garbage and sold the land to the college.

So they had a road sink and they did a study to see why.
So it came out that the garbage dump was run by the mafia.
The road sunk because it was built over swamp land and garbage.

They were busy planting trees.
They dig a hole and have a pile of garbage, Put in the tree, and put the garbage back around it.

-----------------------------------------

With Des Plaines River Receding, Oakton Community College Reopening




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHOgHQzSpwI

Oakton Community College in northwest suburban Des Plaines was reopening Monday, after it had been closed for more than a week due to flooding. CBS 2's Lauren Victory reports.

All of the Chicago area is garbage dumps built on swamps, particularly their city halls. Chicagoans are the dumbest folks I've ever met, perhaps only second to Iowans. And if they're Catholic, forget trying to have a meaningful conversation let alone a relationship; business, personal, or romantic. That a Chicago area college was closed can only improve the intelligence of its inhabitants.
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Post: #27
RE: Has a bird ever pooped on you?
3 x's last month.
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Post: #28
RE: Has a bird ever pooped on you?
SkeptiSchism  Wrote: (09-11-2019 06:46 AM)
Yah I've got 3 birds, can't avoid it.

chuckle

I have had parakeets and Parrots

yep
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Post: #29
RE: Has a bird ever pooped on you?
Yes; while sitting in a convertible with the top down, at a light.
High School, ah the days.
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Post: #30
RE: Has a bird ever pooped on you?
I can't believe it's not butter...





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