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Has a bird ever pooped on you?
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Grieve not! Some of you will know it's a symbol of good luck in some cultures.

There are deeper metaphysical reasons as to why, but they shall remain for the sincere aspirant (all 2 of you) to discover.

I don't believe the underlying reasons are written about in any texts, as far as I know, but such is the case with most things with knowing. They're meant to be discovered by the worthy, not mere animals who can repeat words they've read elsewhere. Robots, these are.

Hark! The Dawn approaches.

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RE: Has a bird ever pooped on you?
They just say that to make you feel better.

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RE: Has a bird ever pooped on you?
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They just say that to make you feel better.

That's the initial sane response, to be certain.
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And then there is me.


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RE: Has a bird ever pooped on you?
I was shat upon by a bird on my way to trade school, about 20 years ago..

I turned around, changed clothes and went to the zoo instead:)
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RE: Has a bird ever pooped on you?
I was out in the hammock one day after mowing the grass.. Enjoying the sunshine and the fresh air full of that fresh cut grass smell. Then splat! Right on my thigh.

I can feel your paranoia through the screen.
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RE: Has a bird ever pooped on you?
Yah I've got 3 birds, can't avoid it.

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RE: Has a bird ever pooped on you?
Yes! Once for sure. Was camping with my buddies getting ready to play the tobaggan course the next day. Had stayed up late having more than a few drinks, took a shower and went to bed. It was really hot, like 93 high humidity, so we had the rain fly off. Had that crappy drunk/excited sleep and was up early just laying there on my back, listening to the birds, thought how nice then splat! Right on the fabric between the mesh! I thought " Oh thank God!" and took a deep breath of relief as the mist reigned down on my face and inhaled half a sh*t!

Threw up like 3 hours later

Played the pro course anyway. Sledding hill in high heat, mid day. My buddy bailed on 13, another guy had to have a cart pick him up down the hill before we even started. Almost quit on 18 heading back up but pushed through for a par.

Almost wasn't worth it but it felt like quite a feat. I was hitting up old bbq coals looking to get some charcoal in me to take away the feeling of yacking again to be able to start lol

One I won't forget, that's for sure.
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RE: Has a bird ever pooped on you?
How can holographs sh*t? Didn't we kill off all the birds in 1962
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RE: Has a bird ever pooped on you?
Yes, a few times at the beach. Seatuks are nitarious for doing that then making seagull laughing sounds.

The bell ringer was driving on the freeway when a low flying pelican came over my care and dropped a huge load that hit the windshield like a borate bomber fighting a forest fire. Had to use the wipers and windshield washer. Still could barely see.
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RE: Has a bird ever pooped on you?
I had a minor "drop" on a hat before but got a story for you.

Junior high, 8th grade.

We were testing on the sit & reach.

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A boy of a quasi tardic nature was taking his turn.

Stretching, reaching, long line to follow.

A seagull flies from above.

He's really trying.

He has his mouth open really trying.

sh*t, bombs away.

Gummers open like Bubba Gump.

Massive seagul sh*t lands precisely in mouth.

In front of many witnesses, teacher drops the clip board laughing.

Hook finger splash chunk residue.

Perfect shot right in the mouth between gums and lip.

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RE: Has a bird ever pooped on you?
blind prophet  Wrote: (09-11-2019 08:48 AM)
I had a minor "drop" on a hat before but got a story for you.

Junior high, 8th grade.

We were testing on the sit & reach.

[Image: 12-1085_inuse~1.jpg&newwidth=650]

A boy of a quasi tardic nature was taking his turn.

Stretching, reaching, long line to follow.

A seagull flies from above.

He's really trying.

He has his mouth open really trying.

sh*t, bombs away.

Gummers open like Bubba Gump.

Massive seagul sh*t lands precisely in mouth.

In front of many witnesses, teacher drops the clip board laughing.

Hook finger splash chunk residue.

Perfect shot right in the mouth between gums and lip.




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Roll the bones
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RE: Has a bird ever pooped on you?
Flying geese bombed the car in college...

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