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I lied to my cat
LoP Guest
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10-09-2019 06:05 PM

 




Post: #1
devil I lied to my cat
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I told my cat that I would be home at 6 o’clock

But I have no intention of arriving earlier than 9 pm
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LopDude
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10-09-2019 06:12 PM

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RE: I lied to my cat
lop guest took a long hot shower and munched on a late night snack...not realizing his lie prompted kitty to dump a day's worth of soiled kitty litter in his bed...with his paws, smoothed out all the bumps and kneading the layer for good measure. *meow

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piequal3because14
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10-09-2019 06:14 PM

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RE: I lied to my cat
LoP Guest  Wrote: (10-09-2019 06:05 PM)
I told my cat that I would be home at 6 o’clock

But I have no intention of arriving earlier than 9 pm
Your cat will thank you.

Probably right now she's giving a party.





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Coolchick
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10-09-2019 06:16 PM

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RE: I lied to my cat
LoP Guest  Wrote: (10-09-2019 06:05 PM)
I told my cat that I would be home at 6 o’clock

But I have no intention of arriving earlier than 9 pm

your cat knows.
and is having a major party.

yeah3

Just Plain Nuts.
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BlackCat
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10-09-2019 06:21 PM

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RE: I lied to my cat
Coolchick  Wrote: (10-09-2019 06:16 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (10-09-2019 06:05 PM)
I told my cat that I would be home at 6 o’clock

But I have no intention of arriving earlier than 9 pm

your cat knows.
and is having a major party.

yeah3

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10-09-2019 06:37 PM

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Post: #6
RE: I lied to my cat
Your cat lied to you, too.
It thought, "I won't plan your death while you sleep."
Cats are just plain evil with their thoughts.
#basementcat
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BlackCat
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10-09-2019 06:38 PM

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RE: I lied to my cat
UnAcceptance  Wrote: (10-09-2019 06:37 PM)
Your cat lied to you, too.
It thought, "I won't plan your death while you sleep."
Cats are just plain evil with their thoughts.
#basementcat

Not even.

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Coolchick
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RE: I lied to my cat
UnAcceptance  Wrote: (10-09-2019 06:40 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (10-09-2019 06:39 PM)
HEMAN IS A PIECE OF sh*t PAID SHILL AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT

GAME OVER

Still not nice to say like ya just did.
Say it nicely next time, please.

lol
you;ll have to go to a few threads to remind him
since he is spamming that everywhere

Just Plain Nuts.
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Coolchick
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RE: I lied to my cat
LoP Guest  Wrote: (10-09-2019 06:45 PM)
Coolchick  Wrote: (10-09-2019 06:41 PM)
lol
you;ll have to go to a few threads to remind him
since he is spamming that everywhere

You DUMB HIPPY bit*h

hippy?

Lmao

derp

Just Plain Nuts.
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10-09-2019 06:46 PM

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RE: I lied to my cat
But getting back to the cat that was lied to.
Evil has NO BOUNDS and unmasks itself in the most vile Basement Cat Episode Ever!


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RE: I lied to my cat
interesting this is pinned.

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10-09-2019 06:57 PM

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RE: I lied to my cat
UnAcceptance  Wrote: (10-09-2019 06:46 PM)
But getting back to the cat that was lied to.
Evil has NO BOUNDS and unmasks itself in the most vile Basement Cat Episode Ever!



LopDude  Wrote: (10-09-2019 06:51 PM)
interesting this is pinned.

#BaementCat gets pinned what it wants pinned.
Watch the video.......yup, OR ELSE!
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LoP Guest
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10-09-2019 07:00 PM

 




Post: #13
RE: I lied to my cat
UnAcceptance  Wrote: (10-09-2019 06:37 PM)
Your cat lied to you, too.
It thought, "I won't plan your death while you sleep."
Cats are just plain evil with their thoughts.
#basementcat

I think they know our memory is not all that great.
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RE: I lied to my cat
UnAcceptance  Wrote: (10-09-2019 06:57 PM)
UnAcceptance  Wrote: (10-09-2019 06:46 PM)
But getting back to the cat that was lied to.
Evil has NO BOUNDS and unmasks itself in the most vile Basement Cat Episode Ever!



LopDude  Wrote: (10-09-2019 06:51 PM)
interesting this is pinned.

#BaementCat gets pinned what it wants pinned.
Watch the video.......yup, OR ELSE!

Good vid.

PSA: Don't forget to remove kittehs prior to putting on your underwear.

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general mishka
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RE: I lied to my cat
LopDude  Wrote: (10-09-2019 06:51 PM)
interesting this is pinned.

chuckle

Pinned because at 6;15 the mail pile will be peed on
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