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New Law Requires You To Listen To Greta-Lecture Before Purchasing Gasoline
Eustace Muffins
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U.S.—A series of new bills working their way through state legislatures in New York, California, Oregon, Hawaii, and several other progressive states will require you to listen to a Greta Thunberg lecture before purchasing gasoline.

Motorists will be required to watch a 20-minute lecture by the 16-year-old climate activist before they purchase gallons and gallons of harmful fossil fuels.

“We want to make sure drivers are informed,” said California Governor Gavin Newsom, who says he will sign the bill into law. “So we are having them get lectured by a 16-year-old so they will have all the facts before they do something rash like put gasoline in their cars to go to work.”

Once the driver has listened to Thunberg’s entire lecture, they will be prompted to complete a quick, fifteen-question quiz to show they understand how horrible they are for driving a car. Drivers who get at least 80% will then be allowed to refuel their vehicles. As they refuel, the screen will simply play a clip of Thunberg saying, “How dare you!” over and over again.

The law will not apply to celebrities purchasing jet fuel.

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"Reposted with permission from The Babylon Bee"
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chuckle
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She absorbed al gore or something. chuckle
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That's a fiver!

Lmao

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New York, California, Oregon, Hawaii, and several other progressive states.
“We want to make sure drivers are informed,” said California Governor Gavin Newsom,

PROOF Democrats are Clinically INSANE and Should be:
Involuntarily Institutionalized!

Please Note: Greta isn't American So Liberals Can Blow it out their ASS!
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Eustace Muffins  Wrote: (10-09-2019 06:13 PM)
https://wattsupwiththat.com/2019/10/08/n...-gasoline/

U.S.—A series of new bills working their way through state legislatures in New York, California, Oregon, Hawaii, and several other progressive states will require you to listen to a Greta Thunberg lecture before purchasing gasoline.

Motorists will be required to watch a 20-minute lecture by the 16-year-old climate activist before they purchase gallons and gallons of harmful fossil fuels.

“We want to make sure drivers are informed,” said California Governor Gavin Newsom, who says he will sign the bill into law. “So we are having them get lectured by a 16-year-old so they will have all the facts before they do something rash like put gasoline in their cars to go to work.”

Once the driver has listened to Thunberg’s entire lecture, they will be prompted to complete a quick, fifteen-question quiz to show they understand how horrible they are for driving a car. Drivers who get at least 80% will then be allowed to refuel their vehicles. As they refuel, the screen will simply play a clip of Thunberg saying, “How dare you!” over and over again.

The law will not apply to celebrities purchasing jet fuel.
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lol

Just Plain Nuts.
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Eustace Muffins  Wrote: (10-09-2019 06:13 PM)
https://wattsupwiththat.com/2019/10/08/n...-gasoline/

U.S.—A series of new bills working their way through state legislatures in New York, California, Oregon, Hawaii, and several other progressive states will require you to listen to a Greta Thunberg lecture before purchasing gasoline.

Motorists will be required to watch a 20-minute lecture by the 16-year-old climate activist before they purchase gallons and gallons of harmful fossil fuels.

“We want to make sure drivers are informed,” said California Governor Gavin Newsom, who says he will sign the bill into law. “So we are having them get lectured by a 16-year-old so they will have all the facts before they do something rash like put gasoline in their cars to go to work.”

Once the driver has listened to Thunberg’s entire lecture, they will be prompted to complete a quick, fifteen-question quiz to show they understand how horrible they are for driving a car. Drivers who get at least 80% will then be allowed to refuel their vehicles. As they refuel, the screen will simply play a clip of Thunberg saying, “How dare you!” over and over again.

The law will not apply to celebrities purchasing jet fuel.

Jptdknpa Jptdknpa Jptdknpa Jptdknpa Jptdknpa Jptdknpa Jptdknpa

How dare you! How dare you buy gas to drive a vehicle! How dare you try and live!
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Just cos liberals and Greta look insane to you, doesn't mean fossil fuels suddenly aren't polluting and in the modern world the single most relevant cause for US aggression and millions dying and getting raped, displaced, and whole countries getting economically sanctioned and starved.
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I will Donate My HUMANSHIT to Greta,
She can Burn that to Keep Warm This Winter!
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LoP Guest  Wrote: (10-09-2019 06:45 PM)
HEMAN IS A PIECE OF sh*t PAID SHILL AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT

GAME OVER

Dude, I forgave one. But I had to report you since I saw it more than once. I am no fan either, but use some amount of decorum and not just playing into the lowest common denominator. Be better than that next time, please.
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I had to do this this morning here in Indiana.
Took over an hour, and traffic was backed up for almost a mile.
The quiz was very hard.
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Trump people: we are very smart

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behold their triggering.
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i dont think anyone believed it
lol
was funny though

Just Plain Nuts.
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