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Alien summoning methods.
starrynights
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Alien summoning methods.
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To bring about world peace, we need to summon some aliens, LOP. Let us discuss methods in this thread.

Prophet Yahweh was this guy who said he could pray to UFOs and make them appear. Does prayer summon UFOs?





I say he 'believed' that, but he made numerous videos like this one with witnesses. I'm not sure if it's an elaborate con job or if there was really something going on here.

If this is real, what is the alien's game? Why did they help this man become a religious figure? As an aside, the religious group that the ayys helped him found later become involved in a number of murders. It brings to mind Heaven's Gate, the leaders of which were also said to have alien-provided powers.

Anyway, at this point, IDGAF if the aliens want to found a cult. We need them to land ASAP and bring an end to these stupid culture wars. No joke: If I could contact them and convince them to provide ample evidence of their existence, I'd start holding alien altar calls if that's what they want!

Prayer is more promising than it might seem, at least if you're Prophet Yahweh. Will try it and post results. Can anyone recommend other alien summoning methods?
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RE: Alien summoning methods.
Best to wait. They might scare you.
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RE: Alien summoning methods.
Put a carrot in your ass at midnight on a full moon with a bud light, work every single time.
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RE: Alien summoning methods.
Avowed Irrationalist  Wrote: (09-08-2020 09:38 AM)
To bring about world peace, we need to summon some aliens, LOP. Let us discuss methods in this thread.

Prophet Yahweh was this guy who said he could pray to UFOs and make them appear. Does prayer summon UFOs?





I say he 'believed' that, but he made numerous videos like this one with witnesses. I'm not sure if it's an elaborate con job or if there was really something going on here.

If this is real, what is the alien's game? Why did they help this man become a religious figure? As an aside, the religious group that the ayys helped him found later become involved in a number of murders. It brings to mind Heaven's Gate, the leaders of which were also said to have alien-provided powers.

Anyway, at this point, IDGAF if the aliens want to found a cult. We need them to land ASAP and bring an end to these stupid culture wars. No joke: If I could contact them and convince them to provide ample evidence of their existence, I'd start holding alien altar calls if that's what they want!

Prayer is more promising than it might seem, at least if you're Prophet Yahweh. Will try it and post results. Can anyone recommend other alien summoning methods?

You need to talk to Chris, The Messiah. All he needs is a couple of clouds.

It is a fine thing to be honest, but it is also very important to be right. - Winston Churchill
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RE: Alien summoning methods.
Alright, I took my cell phone outside and reasoned with the night sky for like twenty minutes. No luck.

Prophet Yahweh says 'I can feel it' in that video. Perhaps you have to summon the New Age energies or something. Candles, incense, and meditation might be of help. Will have to prepare for all that.
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RE: Alien summoning methods.
Avowed Irrationalist  Wrote: (09-08-2020 10:10 AM)
Alright, I took my cell phone outside and reasoned with the night sky for like twenty minutes. No luck.

Prophet Yahweh says 'I can feel it' in that video. Perhaps you have to summon the New Age energies or something. Candles, incense, and meditation might be of help. Will have to prepare for all that.

Being bored helps a lot, but talk to Chris.

It is a fine thing to be honest, but it is also very important to be right. - Winston Churchill
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RE: Alien summoning methods.
I tried being bored. That didn't work. Chris is welcome to come to this thread and outline his methods.

I wonder why other people are able to see things like gods, ghosts, and aliens everywhere they look. For the life of me, I've never seen anything in the sky that I could mistake for a UFO. But I have some friends... the paranormal loves them. Part of it is because they're ready to jump to conclusions, but that seems to be the mindset you need to have experiences. You might call this Tard Mindset. It is a cringe-inducing state of mind... until they finally chance upon something that is difficult to debunk.

Sometimes I think the aliens are in knee-deep with the types of people who often found religious cults because they're afraid to include humans that are deemed 'rational' in their activities. If they appeared in, say, Penn Jillette's house, imagine what would happen. He might convince large swaths of the population that aliens are real. The culture would be irreparably damaged.

But as I said, I'd like to convince the ayys that damaging human cultures is actually a fantastic plan at this point. And I'm persistent! I will persuade them to land their craft in my yard!
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I imagine they'd avoid crazy people, just as many of us would..
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LoP Guest  Wrote: (09-08-2020 10:51 AM)
I imagine they'd avoid crazy people, just as many of us would..

Have you ever been to a UFO conference?
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You could've just asked me, you know. Like, I'm right here.
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LoP Guest  Wrote: (09-08-2020 11:00 AM)
You could've just asked me, you know. Like, I'm right here.

Elaborate.
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Avowed Irrationalist  Wrote: (09-08-2020 11:03 AM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (09-08-2020 11:00 AM)
You could've just asked me, you know. Like, I'm right here.

Elaborate.

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Are we playing tennis again?
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RE: Alien summoning methods.
Avowed Irrationalist  Wrote: (09-08-2020 11:03 AM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (09-08-2020 11:00 AM)
You could've just asked me, you know. Like, I'm right here.

Elaborate.

No...do as l say
Invite me to your home

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RE: Alien summoning methods.
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Avowed Irrationalist  Wrote: (09-08-2020 11:03 AM)
Elaborate.

No...do as l say
Invite me to your home

For l am a widgit that must be
Shared and consumed

Come on over!
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