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There be zombies!
justjoe
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Zombies now being spotted /seen and reported in Ohio . Reports are these zombies are traveling in packs/groups and are aggressive in nature so police are warning people not to approach them if /when spotted and to keep all pets away from them as well

https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.washingt...hind-legs/

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04-06-2018 04:55 AM

 



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RE: There be zombies!
the douglas squirrels are up to something here, big crazy alpha f**ker looking at me like Im holding out..
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justjoe
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04-06-2018 05:04 AM

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RE: There be zombies!
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-06-2018 04:55 AM)
the douglas squirrels are up to something here, big crazy alpha f**ker looking at me like Im holding out..

It's mother nature's grand plan to wipe us out. Last week was editting in van driver seat eating a granola bar when all of a sudden o looked up to see a seagull.coming straight for the windshield . Must of had a 3ft wing span or more and letter tell you this birdwson a mission anddwteimedtogetsomegranola. Damn bird flew over to the roof the Walmart here and eye balled me, gaveme tjeartink eyefora good5 minutes. : Yeah: mother nature is up to sumtin inmho
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04-06-2018 05:07 AM

 



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RE: There be zombies!
It's distemper JJ - not contagious to humans but it IS contagious to pet dogs.
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04-06-2018 05:21 AM

 



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RE: There be zombies!
its legion
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justjoe
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LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-06-2018 05:07 AM)
It's distemper JJ - not contagious to humans but it IS contagious to pet dogs.

Yeah, not contagious to humans yet. Unless it mutates and one dark quiet night some poor schmuck decides to go for a walk then bam! Attackvofcthe ****** hes later found lying on the ground with a coin knowing at his throat then is taken to Hospital where he wakes up in a pissed off mood wanting to run around and give everyone a kiss n hug . Give it time my reply might come into fruition. At least if the gov't and mother nature has anything to do with it Blink

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LunaBaby
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04-06-2018 05:29 AM

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Tissue Poor Raccoons.
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silversides staff
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04-06-2018 05:45 AM

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I am terrified of zombies.

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justjoe
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RE: There be zombies!
LunaBaby  Wrote: (04-06-2018 05:29 AM)
Tissue Poor Raccoons.
Jhikpghf
but sumtin gotta start the zombie apocalypse, why not something that cute n furry

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RE: There be zombies!
justjoe  Wrote: (04-06-2018 05:52 AM)
LunaBaby  Wrote: (04-06-2018 05:29 AM)
Tissue Poor Raccoons.
Jhikpghf
but sumtin gotta start the zombie apocalypse, why not something that cute n furry

Because they have something much bigger already is why.

Remember back when CDC started the whole zombie meme?

There was a news story ... if I remember right, Time magazine had some on it and Connie Chung was to do a TV special documentary ... and at the last minute it got cancelled, shelved and hushed up.

I think the Time article was briefer but made it online in part - can't be positive of my memory though - it's been a LONG time for me.

The meat and potatoes is that it was a cross between rabies and ebola. Rabies because of its spreadability and Ebola because of its deadliness.
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Okay, I can't find the original articles but I did find these:

First, this 2011 is when the CDC meme "Zombie Apocalypse" started.

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/05/18...lypse.html

Then, over the years they decided to try some more experimental uses combining rabies and ebola - here are a few of the iterations. From a vaccine for humans with dead viruses, to one for animals, to one with live vaccine but modified the rabies one, to a dual purpose vaccine.

http://zombieresearchsociety.com/archives/25562

http://pissinontheroses.blogspot.com/201...abies.html

https://globalbiodefense.com/2014/10/16/...ies-ebola/

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jvchamary/2...a-vaccine/
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04-06-2018 07:32 AM

 



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RE: There be zombies!
silversides  Wrote: (04-06-2018 05:45 AM)
I am terrified of zombies.

It depends if they are the kind that can run like in 28 days later or the kind like in the walking dead where they only walk.chuckle
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justjoe  Wrote: (04-06-2018 04:53 AM)
Zombies now being spotted /seen and reported in Ohio . Reports are these zombies are traveling in packs/groups and are aggressive in nature so police are warning people not to approach them if /when spotted and to keep all pets away from them as well

https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.washingt...hind-legs/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5iZFHcRK68

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXsZzDb4YGU
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Americans are retards
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First scary clowns and now zombie raccoons? Something is in the water in Ohio.

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