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I admire squirrels
Toxie
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I admire squirrels
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Squirrels know by birth exactly what they want to be: a squirrel. A squirrel knows it's purpose through instinct. It knows to collect nuts, hide them away to feed it's young, so that it can feed them in the spring. The little squirrels get tossed out of the nest and immediately know what to do. Why? because all squirrels have a plan built it.

I admire this because I have no plan like a squirrel does. These things can live in a Forrest or in the midst of us super predators int a city.
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RE: I admire squirrels
Good eating

Always a clean chop.
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RE: I admire squirrels
Toxie  Wrote: (01-29-2021 01:57 AM)
Squirrels know by birth exactly what they want to be: a squirrel. A squirrel knows it's purpose through instinct. It knows to collect nuts, hide them away to feed it's young, so that it can feed them in the spring. The little squirrels get tossed out of the nest and immediately know what to do. Why? because all squirrels have a plan built it.

I admire this because I have no plan like a squirrel does. These things can live in a Forrest or in the midst of us super predators int a city.

What would you do with nuts anyway ?
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Toxie
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RE: I admire squirrels
LoP Guest  Wrote: (01-29-2021 01:59 AM)
Toxie  Wrote: (01-29-2021 01:57 AM)
Squirrels know by birth exactly what they want to be: a squirrel. A squirrel knows it's purpose through instinct. It knows to collect nuts, hide them away to feed it's young, so that it can feed them in the spring. The little squirrels get tossed out of the nest and immediately know what to do. Why? because all squirrels have a plan built it.

I admire this because I have no plan like a squirrel does. These things can live in a Forrest or in the midst of us super predators int a city.

What would you do with nuts anyway ?

I'd have to roast them. Squirrels can eat nuts without fire. Trees around here are owned by humans. If I wanted to be a squirrel I'd encounter fierce resistance.
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RE: I admire squirrels
Yes you did. As I did once. *dramatic Hulk music*
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Toxie
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RE: I admire squirrels
Squirrels are better at being squirrels than people are at being people...
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RE: I admire squirrels
I have a parade of squirrels in my yard planting hazel nut trees everywhere.

So far the peanuts havent started growing but I find them in all the flower beds and even in pots!

chuckle
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Toxie
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RE: I admire squirrels
flatland  Wrote: (01-29-2021 02:19 AM)
I have a parade of squirrels in my yard planting hazel nut trees everywhere.

So far the peanuts havent started growing but I find them in all the flower beds and even in pots!

chuckle

You must excuse my people, emissary, they are known for maximizing advantages over customs.
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RE: I admire squirrels
There's a cute hungry squirrel eaing on corn and nuts I left in the feeder on a tree outside the window. It's by the suet and this mockingbird that's been trying to own the suet is harrassing him but he's still eating. Reminds me of ghost eating on his chili
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teach RE: I admire squirrels
My town has a white squirrel.

Jhikpghf
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Toxie
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RE: I admire squirrels
LoP Guest  Wrote: (02-23-2021 01:29 AM)
My town has a white squirrel.

Jhikpghf

Psst.. I saw a black squirrel. Bunch of them. I'm not supposed to tell you because that might be.. offensive!
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RE: I admire squirrels
chucklechuckle

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Hey, Ridley, you got any Beeman's?
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RE: I admire squirrels
Ludikrus  Wrote: (02-23-2021 02:01 AM)
chucklechuckle

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RE: I admire squirrels
Toxie  Wrote: (01-29-2021 01:57 AM)
Squirrels know by birth exactly what they want to be: a squirrel. A squirrel knows it's purpose through instinct. It knows to collect nuts, hide them away to feed it's young, so that it can feed them in the spring. The little squirrels get tossed out of the nest and immediately know what to do. Why? because all squirrels have a plan built it.

I admire this because I have no plan like a squirrel does. These things can live in a Forrest or in the midst of us super predators int a city.

Yea my wife loved them too...right up till one got into the engine of her beloved Taurus SHO and did over $3,500 in damage to the wiring harnesses .

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RE: I admire squirrels
They are fun but never feed them they end up peeing all over the place.

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