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I learned a lesson today. I got beat up by a friend.
Kane Hamburger
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I learned a lesson today. I got beat up by a friend.
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I invited Tyrone over for a beer. He accepted. I did my trademark lock them in my apartment strategy.

He came in and asked why I was wearing a red mask. I did not answer him. He went to leave, and the door was locked.

I shut the power off. My apartment was dark. I picked up a lantern and I slowly approached him. Instead of hiding he confronted me. He said what’s with the weirdness? I kept approaching him. He then attacked me.

We got into a scuffle he then gave me a hammer fist to in the gut, I was leaned backwards at the edge of my couch. He knocked the wind out of me, so my tongue was hanging out, and my eyes were bugged out due to shock.

I tried to talk but the only words that would come out were “Hath Haaaaaaath Haaaath!

He broke my apartment door down. After I got my bearings back and the wind came back I was angry, so I trashed my own apartment to let off some steam.

Tyrone, I will find you, and I will get my revenge.
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02-28-2021 04:21 AM

 




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RE: I learned a lesson today. I got beat up by a friend.
Kane Hamburger  Wrote: (02-28-2021 04:18 AM)
I invited Tyrone over for a beer. He accepted. I did my trademark lock them in my apartment strategy.

He came in and asked why I was wearing a red mask. I did not answer him. He went to leave, and the door was locked.

I shut the power off. My apartment was dark. I picked up a lantern and I slowly approached him. Instead of hiding he confronted me. He said what’s with the weirdness? I kept approaching him. He then attacked me.

We got into a scuffle he then gave me a hammer fist to in the gut, I was leaned backwards at the edge of my couch. He knocked the wind out of me, so my tongue was hanging out, and my eyes were bugged out due to shock.

I tried to talk but the only words that would come out were “Hath Haaaaaaath Haaaath!

He broke my apartment door down. After I got my bearings back and the wind came back I was angry, so I trashed my own apartment to let off some steam.

Tyrone, I will find you, and I will get my revenge.


You should've shared your roast beef with him, you asshole.
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02-28-2021 04:24 AM

 




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RE: I learned a lesson today. I got beat up by a friend.
Lmao
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SkeptiSchism
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02-28-2021 04:25 AM

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RE: I learned a lesson today. I got beat up by a friend.
You had a similar story a couple years ago, I think it was more entertaining. Maybe you're losing a step?

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Euler
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02-28-2021 04:33 AM

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RE: I learned a lesson today. I got beat up by a friend.
You are losing it kanye
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FKA Bird
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02-28-2021 04:42 AM

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RE: I learned a lesson today. I got beat up by a friend.
Kane Hamburger  Wrote: (02-28-2021 04:18 AM)
I invited Tyrone over for a beer. He accepted. I did my trademark lock them in my apartment strategy.

He came in and asked why I was wearing a red mask. I did not answer him. He went to leave, and the door was locked.

I shut the power off. My apartment was dark. I picked up a lantern and I slowly approached him. Instead of hiding he confronted me. He said what’s with the weirdness? I kept approaching him. He then attacked me.

We got into a scuffle he then gave me a hammer fist to in the gut, I was leaned backwards at the edge of my couch. He knocked the wind out of me, so my tongue was hanging out, and my eyes were bugged out due to shock.

I tried to talk but the only words that would come out were “Hath Haaaaaaath Haaaath!

He broke my apartment door down. After I got my bearings back and the wind came back I was angry, so I trashed my own apartment to let off some steam.

Tyrone, I will find you, and I will get my revenge.

Sounds like a lovers tiff.

Can you go to couples counselling or just have hot, make up sex?

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RE: I learned a lesson today. I got beat up by a friend.
Kane Hamburger  Wrote: (02-28-2021 04:18 AM)
I invited Tyrone over for a beer. He accepted. I did my trademark lock them in my apartment strategy.

He came in and asked why I was wearing a red mask. I did not answer him. He went to leave, and the door was locked.

I shut the power off. My apartment was dark. I picked up a lantern and I slowly approached him. Instead of hiding he confronted me. He said what’s with the weirdness? I kept approaching him. He then attacked me.

We got into a scuffle he then gave me a hammer fist to in the gut, I was leaned backwards at the edge of my couch. He knocked the wind out of me, so my tongue was hanging out, and my eyes were bugged out due to shock.

I tried to talk but the only words that would come out were “Hath Haaaaaaath Haaaath!

He broke my apartment door down. After I got my bearings back and the wind came back I was angry, so I trashed my own apartment to let off some steam.

Tyrone, I will find you, and I will get my revenge.

Lock them in the apartment™... chuckle

I can feel your paranoia through the screen.
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RE: I learned a lesson today. I got beat up by a friend.
Angel Face  Wrote: (02-28-2021 04:47 AM)
Kane Hamburger  Wrote: (02-28-2021 04:18 AM)
I invited Tyrone over for a beer. He accepted. I did my trademark lock them in my apartment strategy.

He came in and asked why I was wearing a red mask. I did not answer him. He went to leave, and the door was locked.

I shut the power off. My apartment was dark. I picked up a lantern and I slowly approached him. Instead of hiding he confronted me. He said what’s with the weirdness? I kept approaching him. He then attacked me.

We got into a scuffle he then gave me a hammer fist to in the gut, I was leaned backwards at the edge of my couch. He knocked the wind out of me, so my tongue was hanging out, and my eyes were bugged out due to shock.

I tried to talk but the only words that would come out were “Hath Haaaaaaath Haaaath!

He broke my apartment door down. After I got my bearings back and the wind came back I was angry, so I trashed my own apartment to let off some steam.

Tyrone, I will find you, and I will get my revenge.

Lock them in the apartment™... chuckle


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02-28-2021 04:59 AM

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RE: I learned a lesson today. I got beat up by a friend.
The last story had more suspense. It felt darker then suddenly brighter, to the point of a blinding light from your lantern of illumination.

Sorry but it's just not the same. You shouldn't have done so well the first time around. Usually people improve after their first, second or third attempts.

Gold is the money of kings. Silver is the money of gentlemen. Barter is the money of peasants. Debt is the money of slaves. Crypto is the money of robots.

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RE: I learned a lesson today. I got beat up by a friend.
(OP) Is a Shrek Lover For Sure!


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RE: I learned a lesson today. I got beat up by a friend.
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Gold is the money of kings. Silver is the money of gentlemen. Barter is the money of peasants. Debt is the money of slaves. Crypto is the money of robots.

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unsure RE: I learned a lesson today. I got beat up by a friend.
Probably fighting over a cheeseburger
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SkeptiSchism
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02-28-2021 08:43 AM

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RE: I learned a lesson today. I got beat up by a friend.
Professor Dangle  Wrote: (02-28-2021 08:09 AM)
Probably fighting over a cheeseburger

Opie was hit and run

Gold is the money of kings. Silver is the money of gentlemen. Barter is the money of peasants. Debt is the money of slaves. Crypto is the money of robots.

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RE: I learned a lesson today. I got beat up by a friend.
SkeptiSchism  Wrote: (02-28-2021 04:25 AM)
You had a similar story a couple years ago, I think it was more entertaining. Maybe you're losing a step?


I've heard this story also.
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