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I love you
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04-15-2018 10:15 PM

 



Post: #31
RE: I love you
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All roads lead back home.
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04-15-2018 10:18 PM

 



Post: #32
RE: I love you
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-15-2018 10:15 PM)
In Nature  Wrote: (04-15-2018 10:09 PM)
Depends.
Would you have ya other take the long road,
Or the short road.

Sometimes tho...
There is no road at all <3

Oh, you're looking for directions! Just plug your destination into the GPS, and the lovely lady will get you to where you want to go. You can choose by shortest distance, quickest route, and I think some apps even feature a 'most scenic' option. I'd give them to you myself, but I'm really bad with names. But it's left at the barn, another left at the second barn, straight, straight, straight (those are intersections), right at the bridge, veer left at the T, then 3 consecutive right turns. Balloons on the antlers atop the mailbox. That's how you know you've arrived! (It's always balloons on antlers atop a mailbox, isn't it? Weird how that works.)

Unless you hike through the woods. Then it's up, up, down, levels off for about 300 yards, up, further up, left at the big cedar, straight ahead to the pin oak, right, up up up, scale the 40-ft rockface, and there'll be a black birch with antler's mounted on a vintage letter box, to which I've affixed balloons. That's how you'll know you arrived.
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Post: #33
RE: I love you
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-15-2018 09:38 PM)
And I said I need more space! Sarcastic1


You don’t know what you got till it’s gone. Sigh. Cry
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04-15-2018 10:19 PM

 



Post: #34
RE: I love you
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-15-2018 10:15 PM)
In Nature  Wrote: (04-15-2018 10:09 PM)
Depends.
Would you have ya other take the long road,
Or the short road.

Sometimes tho...
There is no road at all <3

Oh, you're looking for directions! Just plug your destination into the GPS, and the lovely lady will get you to where you want to go. You can choose by shortest distance, quickest route, and I think some apps even feature a 'most scenic' option. I'd give them to you myself, but I'm really bad with names. But it's left at the barn, another left at the second barn, straight, straight, straight (those are intersections), right at the bridge, veer left at the T, then 3 consecutive right turns. Balloons on the antlers atop the mailbox. That's how you know you've arrived! (It's always balloons on antlers atop a mailbox, isn't it? Weird how that works.)

PERFECT!

BRT
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Post: #35
RE: I love you
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-15-2018 10:15 PM)
All roads lead back home.

Ashes to ashes. Indeed. Very philosophical insight.
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04-15-2018 10:21 PM

 



Post: #36
RE: I love you
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-15-2018 10:15 PM)
All roads lead back home.

A guy in my taxi cab years ago said that at 4 consecutive intersections.

Then I took him on the ride of his life for fuxing with me.
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04-15-2018 10:22 PM

 



Post: #37
RE: I love you
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-15-2018 10:18 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-15-2018 09:38 PM)
And I said I need more space! Sarcastic1


You don’t know what you got till it’s gone. Sigh. Cry

I'm not worth the tears. Trust me. I come with more baggage than all of the valets at every Trump tower and hotel in the world can handle. And that's a lot of valets, considering the narcissism. Fhug
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04-15-2018 10:24 PM

 



Post: #38
RE: I love you
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-15-2018 10:22 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-15-2018 10:18 PM)
You don’t know what you got till it’s gone. Sigh. Cry

I'm worth the tears. Trust me. I come more than Trump can handle. Fhug

chuckle
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04-15-2018 10:25 PM

 



Post: #39
RE: I love you
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-15-2018 10:24 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-15-2018 10:22 PM)
I'm worth the tears. Trust me. I come more than Trump can handle. Fhug

chuckle

Bemused grinning headshake. (Not in current smilie library.)
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04-15-2018 10:27 PM

 



Post: #40
RE: I love you
If all roads lead back home, show me the quickest route.
I’ve taken enough scenic detours.
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04-15-2018 10:27 PM

 



Post: #41
RE: I love you
Home is where the heart is.
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04-15-2018 10:28 PM

 



Post: #42
RE: I love you
In Nature  Wrote: (04-15-2018 09:47 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-15-2018 09:42 PM)
Bum Hug Ebqkobql

*fixed*

*Slapped* slap
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04-15-2018 10:28 PM

 



Post: #43
RE: I love you
If you have a heart.
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04-15-2018 10:30 PM

 



Post: #44
RE: I love you
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-15-2018 10:25 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-15-2018 10:24 PM)
chuckle

Bemused grinning headshake. (Not in current smilie library.)

Wasn't me.

Probably.
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04-15-2018 10:31 PM

 



Post: #45
RE: I love you
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-15-2018 10:28 PM)
In Nature  Wrote: (04-15-2018 09:47 PM)
*fixed*

*Slapped* slap

this sh*t never gets old

4 socks fuxing each other.
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