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I'm telling jokes! Come read them!
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04-17-2018 05:06 AM

 



Post: #16
RE: I'm telling jokes! Come read them!
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yeah still decades ago like 3
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04-17-2018 05:07 AM

 



Post: #17
RE: I'm telling jokes! Come read them!
What do ya get when ya cross a bucket of shi t with a politician?


A vast improvement.
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04-17-2018 05:18 AM

 



Post: #18
RE: I'm telling jokes! Come read them!
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One … men will screw anything.

chuckle
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04-17-2018 06:43 AM

 



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deal RE: I'm telling jokes! Come read them!
a man walks down the street with his penis out

a cop comes up to him and says "freeze"

the man looks down at his penis and says "you heard the cop"
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04-17-2018 06:54 AM

 



Post: #20
RE: I'm telling jokes! Come read them!
An old farmer is sitting on his front porch watching the sunrise when he sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying a spool of something metallic under his arm. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

"Chicken wire."

"What you gonna do with that?"

"Gonna catch some chickens."

"You damn fool! You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" says the old man.

The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy walks by, dragging behind him 30 chickens caught in the chicken wire.

The next morning, the old man sees the boy walk by carrying a shiny roll of something. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

"Duct tape."

"What you gonna do with that?"

"Gonna catch me some ducks."

"You damn fool! You can't catch ducks with duct tape!"

The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy walks by, trailing behind him 30 ducks caught in a long trail of duct tape.

The next morning, the old man sees the boy walking by carrying a branch behind him. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

"It's a pu$$y willow."

"Wait up," says the old man. "I'll get my hat!"
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04-17-2018 02:32 PM

 



Post: #21
RE: I'm telling jokes! Come read them!
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-17-2018 04:45 AM)
How many solace mental whack off threads does it take to get old?

Always just one more! Bigkiss

She was permanently banned for being a bigot so she moved on to her own site.









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