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Once the nuke leaves, How long do we have
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04-17-2018 10:27 PM

 



Post: #1
Once the nuke leaves, How long do we have
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If russia or any other country decides to nuke the uk , How long in theory have i got?
Because to be honest and if they tell us theres and incoming nuke, i am probably going to die.
So i all probably want do is make a cuppa tea (if i got time) and smoke a spliff on my archair (already have a nuke spliff rolled, did it on saturday and will probably smoke it by this saturday) and text my loved ones saying thanks, and a last f*#k you to the foes, also i want a proper track to go out with and that maybe "killing in the name off" by RAtM. I aint going to happen but thats about all prepared i am for Big One.
How prepared are you?
Stay safe all
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Krampus
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04-17-2018 10:28 PM

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Post: #2
RE: Once the nuke leaves, How long do we have
16 minutes and a little more depending on your location!

But have no worry since it will never happen it's just a banker's show to keep the peasant docile!

How about putting a smile on someone face instead of a tear!
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RE: Once the nuke leaves, How long do we have
fearmongering horseshit
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Damrod
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Post: #4
RE: Once the nuke leaves, How long do we have
Long enough to slam half a bottle of scotch and a couple bong hits...
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04-17-2018 10:32 PM

 



Post: #5
RE: Once the nuke leaves, How long do we have
Krampus  Wrote: (04-17-2018 10:28 PM)
16 minutes and a little more depending on your location!

But have no worry since it will never happen it's just a banker's show to keep the peasant docile!

Yeah 16 is ok to brew a tea and drink it, f*#k it even a reach tea or two to dunk in that time
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04-17-2018 10:33 PM

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RE: Once the nuke leaves, How long do we have
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-17-2018 10:32 PM)
Krampus  Wrote: (04-17-2018 10:28 PM)
16 minutes and a little more depending on your location!

But have no worry since it will never happen it's just a banker's show to keep the peasant docile!

Yeah 16 is ok to brew a tea and drink it, f*#k it even a reach tea or two to dunk in that time

From Russia to the UK it's exactly 20 min here the article :

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/2677110/...ch-the-uk/

How about putting a smile on someone face instead of a tear!
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04-17-2018 10:36 PM

 



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RE: Once the nuke leaves, How long do we have
Krampus  Wrote: (04-17-2018 10:33 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-17-2018 10:32 PM)
Yeah 16 is ok to brew a tea and drink it, f*#k it even a reach tea or two to dunk in that time

From Russia to the UK it's exactly 20 min here the article :

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/2677110/...ch-the-uk/

f*cking hell how much time do you want to keep giving, i'll be able to escape it by then.
All i want to do is drink my tea,smoke my spliff and go down with the nukechuckle
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04-17-2018 10:37 PM

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RE: Once the nuke leaves, How long do we have
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-17-2018 10:36 PM)
Krampus  Wrote: (04-17-2018 10:33 PM)
From Russia to the UK it's exactly 20 min here the article :

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/2677110/...ch-the-uk/

f*cking hell how much time do you want to keep giving, i'll be able to escape it by then.
All i want to do is drink my tea,smoke my spliff and go down with the nukechuckle

20 min is enough to get that blonde neighbor an incentive for panic sexchuckle

How about putting a smile on someone face instead of a tear!
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04-17-2018 10:39 PM

 



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RE: Once the nuke leaves, How long do we have
Krampus  Wrote: (04-17-2018 10:37 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-17-2018 10:36 PM)
f*cking hell how much time do you want to keep giving, i'll be able to escape it by then.
All i want to do is drink my tea,smoke my spliff and go down with the nukechuckle

20 min is enough to get that blonde neighbor an incentive for panic sexchuckle

it wouldn't be enough for me, she's in her 80sRofl
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04-17-2018 10:40 PM

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RE: Once the nuke leaves, How long do we have
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-17-2018 10:39 PM)
Krampus  Wrote: (04-17-2018 10:37 PM)
20 min is enough to get that blonde neighbor an incentive for panic sexchuckle

it wouldn't be enough for me, she's in her 80sRofl

You could be surprisedRofl

How about putting a smile on someone face instead of a tear!
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04-17-2018 10:43 PM

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Post: #11
RE: Once the nuke leaves, How long do we have
Depends where they're launched from.
Missiles launched from a sub off Skegness could flatten Grimsby inside of two minutes.
Not that anybody would notice.



“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”


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04-17-2018 10:43 PM

 



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RE: Once the nuke leaves, How long do we have
It all depends where it hits. You won´t know anything until it falls on your heads. Then all you will see is a sky turn orange.

I had a dream that Russia launched a nuke and it hit in the meditarrean causing a huge tsunami that inundated Miami, Venezuela, and Cuba.

Those people didn´t have a chance in the dream. So best enjoy every day as it is your last day and thank God for it.
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04-17-2018 10:49 PM

 



Post: #13
RE: Once the nuke leaves, How long do we have
Spiddy  Wrote: (04-17-2018 10:43 PM)
Depends where they're launched from.
Missiles launched from a sub off Skegness could flatten Grimsby inside of two minutes.
Not that anybody would notice.



chuckle
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Post: #14
RE: Once the nuke leaves, How long do we have
Spiddy  Wrote: (04-17-2018 10:43 PM)
Depends where they're launched from.
Missiles launched from a sub off Skegness could flatten Grimsby inside of two minutes.
Not that anybody would notice.

Cheeky sod.. chuckle
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04-17-2018 10:51 PM

 



Post: #15
RE: Once the nuke leaves, How long do we have
Spiddy  Wrote: (04-17-2018 10:43 PM)
Depends where they're launched from.
Missiles launched from a sub off Skegness could flatten Grimsby inside of two minutes.
Not that anybody would notice.

Their Fish ain't half bad!
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