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JOKE: The pin point pun.
Kabwla Two-Lips
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05-16-2018 06:09 PM

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banana JOKE: The pin point pun.
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I love puns & jokes.
So for a while I've been working on one about pins.
It's an extraction of a 'bit' I am working on, a first attempt at a new career.

Let me know if it's any good.
Almost sure it qualifies as lunatic.
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I like pins, why?
Because they are tiny, you could say they were almost not there.
But even though a pin is mostly not there, it still has a point.
And that point, has a way of grabbing your attention.

So for a while now, I have been working on this pun about a pin’s point.
This pin pun’s point is the pin-point pun on the pin’s point,
unless you fail to pin-point the pin pun pin’s point pin-point pun,
at which point the pin pun pin’s point pin-point pun is...
pointless.

Most people don't need a reason to be stupid or offended.

Only opportunity.
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05-16-2018 06:16 PM

 



Post: #2
RE: JOKE: The pin point pun.
Kabwla Two-Lips  Wrote: (05-16-2018 06:09 PM)
I love puns & jokes.
So for a while I've been working on one about pins.
It's an extraction of a 'bit' I am working on, a first attempt at a new career.

Let me know if it's any good.
Almost sure it qualifies as lunatic.
---

I like pins, why?
Because they are tiny, you could say they were almost not there.
But even though a pin is mostly not there, it still has a point.
And that point, has a way of grabbing your attention.

So for a while now, I have been working on this pun about a pin’s point.
This pin pun’s point is the pin-point pun on the pin’s point,
unless you fail to pin-point the pin pun pin’s point pin-point pun,
at which point the pin pun pin’s point pin-point pun is...
pointless.

This pin pun’s point is the pin-point pun on the pin’s point,
unless you fail to pin-point the pin pun pin’s point pin-point pun,
at which point the pin pun pin’s point pin-point pun is...
pointless.

Tried to say that fast but faint2
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Kabwla Two-Lips
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05-16-2018 06:20 PM

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RE: JOKE: The pin point pun.
well well well!

Another another one based on the dutch expression:

Wanneer de koe gestorven is, dempt men de put
( When the cow has died, we fill up the well)

Q: In whales, what do you do when the cow has died.
A: Well, well, well, we'll welt the welsh well well shut.

(try saying that one out loud and not f up on the first try.)

Most people don't need a reason to be stupid or offended.

Only opportunity.
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05-16-2018 10:38 PM

 



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teach RE: JOKE: The pin point pun.
Took me a while, but it is correct. Can you even say it out loud?
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05-16-2018 10:42 PM

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RE: JOKE: The pin point pun.
Pinning threads is like pinning butterflies.
They both die in the process.



“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”


H.L. Mencken 1920.
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05-16-2018 10:44 PM

 



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RE: JOKE: The pin point pun.
LoP Guest  Wrote: (05-16-2018 10:38 PM)
Took me a while, but it is correct. Can you even say it out loud?

i tried and i cant. i have to practice it a few times. lol
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Azmodeus
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05-17-2018 12:26 AM

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RE: JOKE: The pin point pun.
Spiddy  Wrote: (05-16-2018 10:42 PM)
Pinning threads is like pinning butterflies.
They both die in the process.

Confucius, isn't it, who said this, yes?

By the Grace of God....
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RE: JOKE: The pin point pun.
good op. perhaps you could even go so far as to say you know this guy, who is a real pain about pins. then go on and call him a pin prick. Ask them what you might call a person who admires stubby pins, but they seem to be stuck in the eighties when it come to current events. That person would be called tacky. Then you have the person concerned with protection. They are the safety pins. chuckleRofl
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RE: JOKE: The pin point pun.
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Kabwla Two-Lips
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05-17-2018 09:46 AM

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RE: JOKE: The pin point pun.
LoP Guest  Wrote: (05-17-2018 01:56 AM)
good op. perhaps you could even go so far as to say you know this guy, who is a real pain about pins. then go on and call him a pin prick. Ask them what you might call a person who admires stubby pins, but they seem to be stuck in the eighties when it come to current events. That person would be called tacky. Then you have the person concerned with protection. They are the safety pins. chuckleRofl

ooh gd,
F-ing good suggestions. Lets see if i can roll with that.
But that could result in 2 minutes of unpronouncable text.

Awesome.

Most people don't need a reason to be stupid or offended.

Only opportunity.
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