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need auto mechanic help...question
#1 Doomologist
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05-17-2018 12:05 AM

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Post: #16
RE: need auto mechanic help...question
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LoP Guest  Wrote: (05-16-2018 11:25 PM)
#1 Doomologist  Wrote: (05-16-2018 11:04 PM)
your daughter needs a real father...
you should know this kind of stuff...
geez...

what a douche, use it, a girl can tell you what is for, chuckle

put a mechanic in the trunk...
remember to feed him...
chuckle

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05-17-2018 12:08 AM

 



Post: #17
RE: need auto mechanic help...question
Just get her a membership to AAA premier. It has 200 mile tow service, no extra charge.

Plus a whole bunch of other stuff.
http://www.aaa.com/aaa/045/pioneer/membe...nefits.htm

Then give her USB charger for her cell phone that she can hook up to the cigarette lighter in the dash.

Make sure she takes her phone and a wall charger too.
JAZZ
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05-17-2018 12:09 AM

 



Post: #18
RE: need auto mechanic help...question
start with a hands-on trained mechanic. barring that dont forget the chiltons or hanns repair manual for the vehicle. honestly tools dont work well by themself.lots of ppl can't even change a tire nowdays.
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Post: #19
RE: need auto mechanic help...question
LoP Guest  Wrote: (05-16-2018 10:31 PM)
A set of metric sockets and a ratchet.
Phillips and regular screwdrivers
A set of metric wrenches.
A roll of electrical tape
Extra fuses.

would opt for a multi screwdriver that includes several star bits.those are needed for lights.might want a pipe or breaker bar of sorts.again this depends on the skill level of the driver.
can of wd-40hand cleaner and rag,hydraulic floor jack,
270110nli
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05-17-2018 12:24 AM

 



Post: #20
RE: need auto mechanic help...question
normally what people do is SERVICE THE VEHICLE before they give it to their kids i.e. bmw owners would come in the shop with 150K miles on their car and announce i'm giving this car to my kid in college, i want the engine completely overhauled and a new clutch and new front end and rear end, thanx.

and we would always reply but you've been getting your car serviced properly, perhaps some new shifter bushings, the entire suspension, and you'd be good to go.

and then the customer usually goes yeah, i knew you'd say that. but i don't want the car to break down. and with 150K on it, it is inevitable.

so that was that. we sent may a kid off to college with a 10 year old or older bmw with a new engine and all that other crap, and with the BMW provided tools in the trunk of the car, we'd usually never see it again.

and we would sometimes ask, and most of the times the customers would volunteer, that BMW still runs fine. no problems.

the moral of this story is that pretty much any car that you put 10 Grand a year into, will be fine for life. and it will never break down. (knowledgeable mechanics required. taxes and tags, insurance, not included. see local car dealer and spots car specialty services in your area, for more information.)

lol.
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Post: #21
RE: need auto mechanic help...question
LoP Guest  Wrote: (05-16-2018 10:34 PM)
One of those gold AAA memberships.


And a credit card.


chuckle
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Post: #22
RE: need auto mechanic help...question
I would include a tire pressure gauge, a set of jumper cables, flashlight, also a blanket and hand warmer packets if you live in a colder climate.
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Post: #23
RE: need auto mechanic help...question
thank you for participating in this study....the results as follows


you're all afraid. the Rubicon has been crossed.

some mask fear with weapons

others with insults

both expose weakness .....born of fear


....the flower has bloomed.
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Post: #24
RE: need auto mechanic help...question
Jumper cables are OL, but you need another vehicle to get the jump start. I saw a hand-held battery starter work like magic when I needed to get my battery started. It's called a Genius Boost +, model GB40, for $120 on Amazon. Pricey, but worth it when you're stranded out in the boonies.
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Post: #25
RE: need auto mechanic help...question
Handyman Corner "Mid-Engine Car"




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLBDqchND0s

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Post: #26
RE: need auto mechanic help...question
NormalIsSubjective  Wrote: (05-17-2018 01:23 AM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (05-16-2018 10:34 PM)
One of those gold AAA memberships.


And a credit card.


chuckle

Best advice in this thread.

What good are tools if she doesn't know how to use them?

If she knew how to use tools she'd decide on her own which tools to carry.


Get roadside assistance. Save everyone a bunch of fuckingaround..
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05-17-2018 06:26 AM

 



Post: #27
RE: need auto mechanic help...question
fully charged cell phone.
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Post: #28
RE: need auto mechanic help...question
The Biggest Tool  Wrote: (05-16-2018 09:06 PM)
l want to put all tools necessary in my daughters 20005 pacifica so in case of a breakdown all tools are at the ready ...what do l need ? thanks in advance

The card of a fabulous firm called I drive U, all ex pro drivers, ex services, security service etc, all trained in anti-hijack evasive maneuvers etc. Top class chaps.

Oh, and a wad of cash to pay them.

Millions of people killing each other over who has the best imaginary friend in the sky. The only true religion is Dontbeacuntianity.
1110.00
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Post: #29
RE: need auto mechanic help...question
Put a gorilla in your trunk!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45w8H4KSG0I

It's so you can call triple A.

"The Precipitant has a smaller place in reality, thus it is mortal."
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8uMCQrAxylM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0619bdpOolA
1110.00
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Post: #30
RE: need auto mechanic help...question
Bush rifle isn't a bad idea ... so you can call triple A..



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSZX5jYf4AA

"The Precipitant has a smaller place in reality, thus it is mortal."
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8uMCQrAxylM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0619bdpOolA
(This post was last modified: 05-17-2018 07:46 AM by 1110.00.)
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